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This is just random facts before you leave this webpage......
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Don't play stupid with me;
I'm better at it.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute
of it.
Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow.
If you aren't a bit off your rocker,
you won't survive this world.
I wish Hiei where here, then he could use his Jagan eye to find himself.
How do
you know…
I'm a mystical disembodied voice; it's my job to know
Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off
now
A little hard work never hurt anyone... but why take a chance?
Do we know the cause of death yet?
We're
pretty sure it's the knife sticking out of his back sir.
Confucius say: man who
fly upside-down, big crack up..
Funny things to say on an elevator!
1. Make
racecar noises when people get on and off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3.
Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first
7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the
natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got
enough air in there?
9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside- down.
10. Stand silent
and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to
pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper,
"Ever had a wet-willy?"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
14.
One word: Flatulence! (Fart)
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the
penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another
passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the
back, "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet
the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say,
"oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously
pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human
Head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far
corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm..... tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask passengers
getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32.
Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the accordion.
35.
Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these
do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a
stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal
space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Want to see wha in muh mouf??"
43.
Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find
a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses
a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think
it's getting bigger."
-I got this off a different website.....
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