The Chronicles of Obamessiah

 

 

The fastest growing religion in America is Obama Idolatry or “Obamadolatry”.  This new faith is centered on the worship of the great Obamessiah.  This new found religion has many abominable tenants or “Obomanations”.

 

One thing I noticed as I watched the great Obamessiah being sworn in as president was the camera panning over a crowd of disciples gathered in Los Angeles, CA.  The camera zoomed in on an elderly African American woman who held her hands together in prayer, rocking back and fourth, crying, as she hung on every word of her newly anointed saviour, worshipfully whispering praises to the Obamessiah.  Free at last, free at last, the great Obamessiah has finally arrived and is going to make everything all right, leading us to the promised land of milk and honey.

 

One of the greatest tenants or Obominations of this champion of death is his unashamed pro-abortion stance.  Obamessiah not only voted against the partial birth abortion ban, but defended infanticide.    Infanticide is the practice where fully born infants who have survived a failed abortion attempt are then left in soiled linen baskets to die.  His shameful legendary defense of infanticide reveals a cold blooded ruthless ideology that most pro-abortionists don’t even go along with.

 

Several years ago Obamessiah spoke at his prophet, Rick Warren’s, “Aids Conference”, during which Obamessiah was given the church pulpit to preach on the promotion of condom usage.  Warren’s famous “Purpose Driven Life” gimmick has poisonously infiltrating christian churches.  Churches which have replaced the worship of Jesus Christ with the worship of men and numbers.  The social gospel which Warren preaches has made him an affective “John the Baptist” like prophet  paving the way for Obamessiah.

 

During his campaign,  Obamessiah was interviewed by “Warren the Baptist”, who asked the soon to be saviour, “At what point does a baby get human rights in your view?”  After much hemming and hawing about theology and science, Obamessiah skirted the issue by stating “to answer that question with specificity is above my pay grade.”   

  

One of Obamessiah’s first acts as president was when he signed an executive order lifting the ban on using taxpayer money to fund international “family planning” groups who counsel women and perform abortions around the world. 

 

Being true to his slithery serpent like nature, Obamessiah attended the National Prayer Breakfast on 2/5/09.  He began by commenting on how “faith is often yielded as a tool to divide us, as an excuse for prejudice and intolerance……wars have been waged, innocents have been slaughtered… There is no God who condones taking the life of an innocent human being, that much we know..(pause for clapping).”

His forked tongue continued, proclaiming his kingdom ideology of fusing all religions into one by way of the “Golden Rule”.  He quoted Jesus, the Torah, an Islamic Hadith,  tying them all together to include, Buddhists, Hindus, Confucionists, and even Humanists.  “The call to love one another, to understand one another, to treat with dignity and respect those with whom we share a brief moment here on earth…in this way the particular faith that motivates each of us can promote a greater good for all of us.  Instead of driving us apart, our varied beliefs can bring us together to feed the hungry…etc etc...this is our duty not only as citizens of America, but as citizens of the world and it will be the purpose of the White House Office of Faith Based and Neighborhood Partnerships….we will also reach out to leaders and scholars around the world to foster a more productive and more peaceful dialogue on faith….I do believe if we can talk to one another openly and honestly and if perhaps we allow god’s grace to enter into that space that lies between us …new partnerships will begin to emerge, in a world that grows smaller by the day perhaps we can crowd out the forces of excessive zealotry and make room for the healing power of understanding.  This is my hope.  This is my prayer.” 

 

The great Obamessiah has made it known that his kingdom of “The Healing Power of Understanding” must crowd out the kingdom of “Excessive Zealotry”.  Who are these “Excessive Zealots”?  He has described them as “divisive and intolerant”.  Let me do some deductive reasoning.  Jesus could clearly be identified as an “Excessive Zealot” because he said, “I am the way, the truth, the life, no one comes to the Father, but through me”.  The words of Jesus doesn’t fit in very well with “The Healing Power of Understanding’s” kingdom doctrine.  Maybe I should check out the new Purpose Driven Obamessiah Study Bible.  The commentary on that verse says:

 

   Jesus probably meant, “I am one of the ways, and I am one of the truths, and I am one of the lives, you can come to the Father by many different paths”.

 

I feel so warm and fuzzy and tingly when I read that Purpose Driven Obamessiah Study Bible commentary.  I can accept everybody now and they won’t hate me for being an “Excessive Zealot”.  I’ve been healed by the Obamessiah!! I have been touched by “The Healing Power of Understanding”!!! Halleluia!!

 

 

 

 

 

OBAMESSIAH SPEAKING AT THE NATIONAL PRAYER BREAKFAST 2/5/09

Obamessiah on Abortion for "killing of fully born infant ... cold blooded ruthless ideology"