“Cold enough to
freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times
required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs
such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun
deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square based pyramid next to the
cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four,
the next had nine, and the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would
provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the
bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do
this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded
indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the
cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey," but would rust to an iron one.
As well as when temperature falls brass contracts in size faster than iron will.
As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get
smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold
enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire
pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, “cold enough to freeze the
balls off a brass monkey."