From the Lies I Told My Children:

    Brooklyn

    They asked if I'd had other girlfriends before
    their Mom, and I said, Never, ever.
    I was shy and never had a girlfriend, but then
    Mom came along and she was very pretty
    and laughed at my jokes, so I kissed her on the lips
    and we got married. And they said, Really?
    and I said, Really.

    But they asked me again and one day I said,
    Well, almost really. There was one.
    And they said, What was her name?
    And I said, Shirley Finkelstein,
    which made them very merry,
    and I told them that she lived in a mystical
    place called Brooklyn, an island near New York,
    a floating island held anchored to the
    land by a beautiful bridge and a tunnel under the
    water in which ran a train called Canarsie.

    Brooklyn lay in mist, a wild place
    all covered by grass as high as a man,
    and on the whole island only one tree, and roaming
    through the grass wild dogs and crocodiles, and a gang of men,
    the Artful Dodgers, with spiked shoes and wooden clubs.
    The people of the island were famously rude and spoke in a strange patois,
    but on Sundays they dressed up-- the men in suits and ties fedora hats
    the women in summer dresses and picture hats--
    and went to the baseball game, played
    on the one clear meadow of mown grass.

    But what happened to Shirley Finkelstein? they asked.
    She wasn't my destiny. I went to war, and
    when I came back Brooklyn had drifted off into the mist
    and the Artful Dodgers vanished into the West.

    ........................................................................................Israel Lewis


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