1. If you fall in love with a girl you will make a fool of yourself. Girls like boys who are foolish.
2. If you kiss a girl, you have to marry her. After that, you are not allowed to kiss any other girls.
My son his father says that I'm a little behind the times. Don't I know that they give out condums in school?
I said, They don't have condums for foolishness.
...........................................................Israel Lewis