Our concerts are eagerly anticipated, enthusiastically received, and not announced to the public. If you meet our standards for acuity of hearing, flawlessness of taste, and elevated income, we will find you.
Once you have been approved and attend your first concert, please follow these simple rules. Having fasted for the previous two hours, arrive one hour before the announced performance time, wearing simple garments of undyed organic cotton. After you have paid admission, plus your required voluntary donation, an usher will escort you to your place, where you may kneel until concert time. |
