Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

The credit, or eternal damnation, depending on your point of view, for this list belongs to Robin Siddique. Thanks also to Maddi Hausmann Sojourner for selecting it for rec.humor.funny

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