Blasphemy
I have a rather odd sense of humor. Combine this with years of going to church as a child and you end up with scripture you won't see printed in any bible. So, if you're the type that is offended by religious humor please don't click on any of these links. (Come to think of it, though, if you were the type to be offended by this kind of humor, why the bloody blue blazes did you click on a link labeled Blasphemy?)
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Last updated: October 19, 2001