The Oracle Prayer

Let us pray the prayer the CEO taught unto Oracle Support, saying:

Our Instance, which art in the System Global Area, hallowed be thy data. Thy database triggers fire. Thy PL/SQL code run on the client as it is on the server. Give us this day our daily Report Writer output and forgive us our rollbacked transactions as we forgive those who rollback transactions against us. Lead us not into DB/2, but deliver us from Sysbase, for thine is the engine, the toolset and market share forever.

Amen.

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Last updated: October 19, 2001