Psalm 23

23:1 Bill Gates is my shepherd; I shall not want.

23:2 He maketh me to run secure, preemptively multitasked operating systems: he leadeth me onto the Internet.

23:3 He restoreth my backups: he leadeth me in the paths of the Windows 95 Interface for his name's sake.

23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of buggy application software, I will fear no GPF: for thou art with me; thy Web site and thy Resource Kit they comfort me.

23:5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine competitors: thou anointest my application title bars with thy name Microsoft; my taskbar runneth over.

23:6 Surely upgrades and service packs shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Microsoft for ever.

Last updated: October 19, 2001