The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How many picked 'em?
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| Bob Hope | Death Watch favorite | 34 |
| Ronald Reagan | How gone is Ron? | 30 |
| Pope John Paul II | Pope | 20 |
| The Queen Mother | Fashion? | 18 |
| Katherine Hepburn | Actress | 16 |
| Milton Berle | Big in comedy and trousers | 16 |
| Strom Thurmond | Come on already | 14 |
| Boris Yeltsin | Barfly | 13 |
| Charles Schulz | Cartoonist | 11 |
| Tom Landry | Former Cowboys' coach | 11 |
| Buddy Ebsen | Actor | 10 |
| Dudley Moore | Actor/Pianist | 10 |
| John Cardinal O'Connor | Pope of NYC | 10 |
| Johnny Cash | The Man in Black | 9 |
| Richard Pryor | Caught on fire | 9 |
| Fay Wray | Gray Wray | 7 |
| Ted Williams | Old baseball player | 7 |
| Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | Wife of Politician | 6 |
| Sir John Gielgud | Keel-Good | 6 |
| Billy Wilder | Director | 5 |
| Dale Evans | Roast beef heiress | 5 |
| Ian Dury | Rocker | 5 |
| Lady Bird Johnson | Lydon's Squeeze | 5 |
| Peggy Lee | Singer | 5 |
| Anne Morrow-Lindbergh | Wife of Charlie the Pilot | 4 |
| Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 4 |
| Bobb McKittrick | 49ers Line Coach | 4 |
| Don Budge | Former Tennis Star | 4 |
| Kirk Douglas | Actor with slur | 4 |
| Marlon Brando | Fat actor/Bad parent | 4 |
| Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 4 |
| Andy Dick | Comedian | 3 |
| Barbara Cartland | Author | 3 |
| David Brinkley | Rhymes with wrinkly | 3 |
| Eddie Albert | Actor-Green Acres IS the place to be | 3 |
| Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 3 |
| Jim Varney | Ernest goes to chemo | 3 |
| Joey Bishop | Last Rat Packer | 3 |
| Johnny Carson | Tonight Show host | 3 |
| Leni Riefenstahl | Nazi Film Chick | 3 |
| Liza Minelli | Friend of Sinatra | 3 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Dope fiend | 3 |
| Sean "Puffy" Combs | Rapper/Producer | 3 |
| Victor Borge | ! ; ? | 3 |
| Walter Cronkite | News guy | 3 |
| Abe Vigoda | Actor | 2 |
| Alistair Cooke | Guy in leather chair | 2 |
| Arlene Francis | Perennial panelist | 2 |
| Art Carney | Actor, Barney Rubble prototype | 2 |
| Billy Graham | Evangelist | 2 |
| Bob Dylan | Singer, if you wanna call it that | 2 |
| Carol Channing | Weird looking actress | 2 |
| Charles Lane | Actor | 2 |
| Christopher Reeve | Superman of the disabled | 2 |
| Don Knotts | Andy's main squeeze | 2 |
| Douglas Fairbanks Jr. | Actor | 2 |
| Elia Kazan | I do believe I know some Commies | 2 |
| Elizabeth Kubler Ross | Author | 2 |
| Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky actress | 2 |
| Estee Lauder | Cosmetics billionaire | 2 |
| Evel Knievel | Daredevil | 2 |
| Fred Hooper | Race horse owner | 2 |
| Gordon Solie | Wrestling announcer | 2 |
| Harry Morgan | Actor, slugged wife | 2 |
| Hedy Lamarr | Actress | 2 |
| J.D. Salinger | Author | 2 |
| Jack Klugman | Actor | 2 |
| Jerry Lewis | Dean's ex-partner | 2 |
| Jimmie Davis | Politicain/Musician | 2 |
| John Gotti Sr. | Really a very nice fella | 2 |
| Karl Malden | Actor with big nose | 2 |
| Keith Richards | Rock & Roll pharmacist | 2 |
| Lauren Bacall | Bogie's hoagie | 2 |
| Lew Burdette | Former baseball pitcher | 2 |
| Loretta Young | Actress | 2 |
| Louis Farrakahn | Racist | 2 |
| Mr. T | Actor? | 2 |
| Paul Pena | Tuvan throat singer...yup | 2 |
| Perry Como | Singer | 2 |
| Ruth Bader Ginsberg | Judge | 2 |
| Simon Wiesenthal | Nazi hunter | 2 |
| Sylvan Rodriguez | Houston TV news anchor | 2 |
| Terence McKenna | Author | 2 |
| Vaclav Havel | President of the Czech President | 2 |
| Walter Matthau | Actor | 2 |
| Abdurrahamm Wahid | Indonesian President | 1 |
| Abigail Van Buren | Dear Abby | 1 |
| Al Hirschfeld | Artist | 1 |
| Al Lopez | Baseball player/manager | 1 |
| Al Unser Jr. | Auto racer | 1 |
| Allen Iverson | Basketball player | 1 |
| Andres Pastrana | President of Columbia | 1 |
| Anthony Quinn | Actor | 1 |
| Arnold Palmer | Golfer | 1 |
| Arthur Miller | Playwright | 1 |
| Barry White | Singer/Love machine | 1 |
| Bernie Whitebear | Indian Chief | 1 |
| Bettino Craxi | Crooked Italian President | 1 |
| Bill Clinton | Got oral from intern | 1 |
| Bob Barker | Game show fur activist | 1 |
| Bob Casey | Former PA Governer | 1 |
| Bob Denver | Little Buddy | 1 |
| Briggs Cunningham Jr. | Car/boat Sportsman | 1 |
| Brittney Spears | Teen Singer | 1 |
| Buddy Hackett | Comedian | 1 |
| C. Everett Koop | Former Surgeon General | 1 |
| Carl Barks | Cartoonist | 1 |
| Carmen Electra | Star f-er | 1 |
| Casey Kasem | Voice of Shaggy | 1 |
| Charles Coleman | Broadway Director | 1 |
| Charlie Sheen | Actor with a bad rep. | 1 |
| Chuck Jones | Cartoonist | 1 |
| Clark Terry | Jazz Trumpeter | 1 |
| Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | 1 |
| Conrad Bain | Dif'rent Stroke ? | 1 |
| Dennis Rodman | Basketball player | 1 |
| Dion Warwick | Psychic | 1 |
| Edward Teller | Father of H-Bomb | 1 |
| Ehud Barak | Isreali Prime Minister | 1 |
| Elmo R. Zumwalt Jr. | Navy chief in Vietnam | 1 |
| Elton John | Pop star with expensive taste | 1 |
| Ernest Borgnine | Actor | 1 |
| Estelle Getty | Actress | 1 |
| Farrah Fawcett | Actress, well, not really | 1 |
| Fidel Castro | Guy with cigar and beard | 1 |
| Foster Brooks | Drunk | 1 |
| Frankie Laine | Lounge lizard singer | 1 |
| Gabriel Garcia-Marquez | Author | 1 |
| George Harrison | Beatle | 1 |
| Gerald Ford | Bumbling President | 1 |
| Gordie Howe | Hockey Player | 1 |
| Hafez Assad | Syrian President | 1 |
| Hal Haig (Harry) Prieste | Oldest olympian | 1 |
| Harold Stassen | Presidential wanna-be | 1 |
| Henri Cartier-Bressen | Photographer | 1 |
| Hosni Mubarak | President of Egypt | 1 |
| Howard Stern | Radio Guy | 1 |
| Hugh Downs | Old News Guy | 1 |
| Hume Cronyn | Actor | 1 |
| Imogene Coca | Actress | 1 |
| Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Death | 1 |
| Jack Lemmon | Actor | 1 |
| Jack Paar | First "Tonight Show" host | 1 |
| Jack Palance | Actor | 1 |
| James McHugh | Catholic Bishop | 1 |
| Jane Withers | Actress | 1 |
| Jane Wyatt | Actress | 1 |
| Jason Priestly | Actor,/Drinker | 1 |
| Jason Robards | Actor | 1 |
| Jennifer Jones | Actress | 1 |
| Jesse Helms | Politiician | 1 |
| Jim Hurd | Software Co. CEO | 1 |
| John Kenneth Galbraith | Economist/Author | 1 |
| John Lee Hooker | Blues musicain | 1 |
| John Wooden | Basketball player | 1 |
| Julia Child | Chef "Cholesterol Bomb" | 1 |
| Kathryn Sullivan | Sarah Knauss' daughter | 1 |
| Ken Keasy | Author | 1 |
| King Norodom Sihanouk | Cambodian King | 1 |
| Larry Doby | First black in American League | 1 |
| Larry Flynt | Porn King | 1 |
| Larry Hagman | JR did Shots | 1 |
| Latrell Sprewell | Punched Coach | 1
| Leif Garrett | Teen heart throb | 1 |
| Leona Helmsley | Bitch | 1 |
| Lionel Hampton | Jazz Pioneer | 1 |
| Loretta Lynn | Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister | 1 |
| Mack Robinson | Track star | 1 |
| Malcolm McLaren | Sex Pistols creator | 1 |
| Mariette Hartley | Actress | 1 |
| Maurice Richard | Hockey star/"The Rocket" | 1 |
| Michael DeBakey | Heart Surgeon | 1 |
| Michael Jackson | Singer who loves kids, lots | 1 |
| Michel Navratil | Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 1 |
| Mitch Miller | Sing along king | 1 |
| Monica Lewinsky | Felator | 1 |
| Mortimer J. Adler | Philosipher/Author | 1 |
| Morton Downey Jr. | Loud mouth | 1 |
| Muammar Qadhafi | Trainer of terrorists | 1 |
| Nancy Marchand | Actress | 1 |
| Ol' Dirty Bastard | Rapper | 1 |
| Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 1 |
| Olympia Dukakis | Actress | 1 |
| Paul Prudhomme | Chef | 1 |
| Pedro Almodovar | Spanish Director | 1 |
| Penny Singleton | Actress | 1 |
| Pervez Musharraf | Pakastan Chief Executive | 1 |
| Phil Rizzuto | Ball player | 1 |
| Princess Margaret | Princess | 1 |
| Ray Dorr | Football Coach | 1 |
| Red Adair | Fire Fighter | 1 |
| Ricky Martin | One hit wonder | 1 |
| Robert Sargent Shriver | Kennedy by Marriage | 1 |
| Robert Urich | Actor | 1 |
| Rodney Dangerfield | Comedian | 1 |
| Roger Clinton | The one that didn't get oral | 1 |
| Roger Neilson | Hockey player | 1 |
| Rosa Parks | Sat at front of bus | 1 |
| Rudy Guliani | NYC mayor | 1 |
| Saddam Hussein | Nasty ass | 1 |
| Scott Weiland | Stoned Temple Pilot | 1 |
| Sean Lennon | John's son | 1 |
| Sheb Wooley | Singer/Actor | 1 |
| Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 1 |
| Slash | Guns N Roses dude | 1 |
| Slobodan Milosevic | President of Yugosolvia | 1 |
| Stephen Hawking | Smart guy with affliction | 1 |
| Stephen King | Good stories, bad writer | 1 |
| Tandja Mamadou | President of Niger | 1 |
| Ted Turner | Media magnate | 1 |
| The Backstreet Boys (all of 'em) | Singers | 1 |
| The Olsen Twins (both) | Annoying kids | 1 |
| Thor Hyerdahl | Adventurer | 1 |
| Tommy Hilfiger | Teen clothier | 1 |
| Tony Bennett | Singer | 1 |
| Tony Martin | Singer/Married to Cyd Charisse | 1 |
| Tony Stewart | Race car driver | 1 |
| Van Johnson | Actor | 1 |
| Walter Annenberg | Diplomat/Philanthropist | 1 |
| Wilfred Brimley | Actor | 1 |
| Yasir Arafat | Ya sir that's my funeral | 1 | |