The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How Many
Picked 'Em?
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| Bob Hope | Enough with the Memories Already | 56 |
| Strom Thurmond | Political Figure - Needs to RETIRE | 43 |
| Ronald Reagan | Ex-Lucid-President | 37 |
| The Queen Mother | Old English Ain't Just Malt Liquor | 35 |
| Pope John Paul II | Guy with Funny Hat | 29 |
| Katherine Hepburn | Actress - Kate at Heaven's gate | 28 |
| Milton Berle | Big Comedian - and we Mean BIG | 27 |
| Osama Bin Laden | Nasty Ass | 24 |
| Dudley Moore | Arthur Just Coughs and Wheezes | 22 |
| Buddy Ebsen | Actor Clamp-It shut | 20 |
| John Gotti Sr. | Very Nice Fella | 20 |
| Fay Wray | Actress - Grey Wray | 15 |
| Billy Wilder | Director | 11 |
| Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | Wife of Politician | 11 |
| Boris Yeltsin | Russian Lush | 10 |
| Ted Williams | Old Baseball Player | 10 |
| Hume Cronyn | Actor | 9 |
| Yasser Arafat | PLO Leader | 9 |
| Harry Morgan | Wife Beater | 8 |
| Johnny Oates | Manager of Texas Rangers | 8 |
| Kirk Douglas | Actor | 8 |
| Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 8 |
| Marlon Brando | Fat Actor/Bad Parent | 7 |
| Rodney Dangerfield | Comedian | 7 |
| Bob Hayes | Former Olympian and Dallas Cowboy | 6 |
| Don Knotts | Andy's Main Squeeze | 6 |
| Eddie Albert | Actor - Green Pastures | 6 |
| Joey Bishop | Last Rat Packer | 6 |
| Johnny Cash | Singer/Jailbird | 6 |
| Julia Child | Chef Cholesterol Bomb | 6 |
| Leni Riefenstahl | Nazi Film Chick | 6 |
| Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 6 |
| Alistair Cooke | Guy in Leather Chair | 5 |
| Augusto Pinochet | Nasty Fella from Chile | 5 |
| Former President Suharto | Political Leader | 5 |
| Jerry Lewis | Dean's Ex-Partner | 5 |
| Max Schmeling | German Boxer | 5 |
| Richard Pryor | Comedian - Caught on Fire | 5 |
| Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | 5 |
| Abe Vigoda | Actor - Fish | 4 |
| Art Carney | Actor, Barney Rubble Prototype | 4 |
| Arthur C. Clarke | Author | 4 |
| Carrie Hamilton | Carol Burnett's Daughter | 4 |
| Dick Cheney | Politician | 4 |
| Edward Teller | Father of H-Bomb | 4 |
| Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky Actress | 4 |
| Estee Lauder | Cosmetics Billionaire | 4 |
| Fidel Castro | Made Convertable Bed? | 4 |
| John Kenneth Galbraith | Economist/Author | 4 |
| King Fahad | King of Saudi Arabia | 4 |
| Lester Maddox | Georgia Politician | 4 |
| Princess Margaret | Princess | 4 |
| Red Auerbach | Former Celtics' Coach | 4 |
| Roone Arledge | ABC Sports Personality | 4 |
| Rosa Parks | Something About a Bus | 4 |
| Sarah Brady | Gun Control Advocate | 4 |
| Simon Wiesenthal | Nazi hunter | 4 |
| Stephen Hawking | Smart Guy | 4 |
| Tom Laughlin | Actor and Film Maker | 4 |
| Andy Griffith | Matlock et al. | 3 |
| Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 3 |
| Antonio Todde | Shepard - Oldest Living Man (2002) | 3 |
| David Brinkley | Wrinkly Announcer | 3 |
| Freddy Fender | Singer | 3 |
| Gerald Ford | Bumbling President | 3 |
| Henri Cartier-Bresson | Photographer | 3 |
| Hugo Banzer | Former President of Bolivia | 3 |
| J.D. Salinger | A Catcher in the Rye | 3 |
| Jack Buck | Sports Annoucer | 3 |
| Jack Klugman | Actor Pull the Plug-man | 3 |
| Jesse Helms | Politiician | 3 |
| Johnny Carson | Tonight Show host | 3 |
| Keith Richards | Rock & Roll Pharmacist | 3 |
| Lady Bird Johnson | Lydon's squeeze | 3 |
| Liza Minnelli | Friend of Sinatra | 3 |
| Prince Rainier | Prince of Monaco | 3 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Smack fiend | 3 |
| Robert Earl Jones | James' Dad | 3 |
| Saddam Hussein | Nasty Ass | 3 |
| Sir John Mills | Actor | 3 |
| Skeeter Davis | Singer | 3 |
| Suzanne Somers | Hottie | 3 |
| Ted "Double Duty" Radcliffe | Baseball Player | 3 |
| Whitney Houston | Looney gal | 3 |
| Benny Carter | Jazz Musician | 2 |
| Billy Graham | Evangelist | 2 |
| Bob Denver | Little Buddy | 2 |
| Brian Wilson | Beach Boy | 2 |
| Charles Lane | Actor | 2 |
| Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | 2 |
| Dick Van Dyke | Actor/Comedian | 2 |
| Ed McMahon | Johnny's Lap Dog | 2 |
| Eddie Van Halen | Man, He Got Valerie | 2 |
| Eddy Arnold | Country Singer | 2 |
| Estelle Getty | Actress Getty up and Go! | 2 |
| Fred Rogers | Mr. Rogers | 2 |
| George Beverly Shea | Gospel Singer | 2 |
| Gregory Peck | Actor | 2 |
| Holly Johnson | Singer - Frankie Goes to Hollywood | 2 |
| Horatio Sanz | Fat Comic | 2 |
| Hunter S. Thompson | Fear and Loathing Author | 2 |
| James Doohan | Actor | 2 |
| Jim Nabors | Gomer Pyle | 2 |
| John Goodman | Fat Actor | 2 |
| Jonathan Harris | Danger, Warning, Doctor Smith | 2 |
| Karl Malden | Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell | 2 |
| Larry Kramer | AIDS Activist | 2 |
| Lionel Hampton | Jazz Pioneer | 2 |
| Louie Anderson | We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman | 2 |
| Michael DeBakey | Heart Surgeon | 2 |
| Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 2 |
| Phyllis Diller | Comedian | 2 |
| Princess Anne | A Royal Pain in the…. | 2 |
| Ray Bradbury | Author | 2 |
| Ron Santo | Former Chicago Cub | 2 |
| Ruth Bader Ginsburg | Judge | 2 |
| Saul Bellow | Author | 2 |
| Scott Weiland | Stoned Temple Pilot | 2 |
| Sean "Puffy" Combs | Rapper, Producer | 2 |
| Studs Terkel | Chicago Columnist | 2 |
| Tim Conway | Comedian | 2 |
| Tom Christerson | Implanted Heart Recpient | 2 |
| William Westmoreland | General, Vietnam | 2 |
| Willie Nelson | Singer | 2 |
| Woody Allen | Director/Writer/Dick | 2 |
| Abdurrahman Wahid | Indonesian President | 1 |
| Adam West | Actor - Batman | 1 |
| Aidan Quinn | Actor | 1 |
| Al Hirschfeld | Characiture Artisit | 1 |
| Al Lopez | Baseball Player/Manager | 1 |
| Al Sharpton | Racist | 1 |
| Alain Delon | French Actor | 1 |
| Alexey II | Patriarch of Russian Orthodox Church | 1 |
| Alice Ghostley | Actress | 1 |
| Alija Izetbegovic | Former President of Bosnia | 1 |
| Andy Rooney | Annoying 60 Minutes Guy | 1 |
| Art Buchwald | Writer | 1 |
| Arthur Miller | Playwright | 1 |
| Artie Shaw | Musician | 1 |
| Astrid Lindgren | Wrote Pippi Longstocking | 1 |
| Atal Behari Vajpayee | Prime Minister of India | 1 |
| B. B. King | Musician | 1 |
| Bill Gates | Ya Know | 1 |
| Billie Bird | Actress | 1 |
| Bob Barker | Game Show Fur Activist | 1 |
| Bob Davies | Australian Footballer | 1 |
| Bob Dole | Politician | 1 |
| Bob Feller | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
| Brooke Astor | Philanthropist and Socialite | 1 |
| Carol Channing | Weird Looking Actress | 1 |
| Carol Shields | Author | 1 |
| Chaim Potok | Author - The Chosen | 1 |
| Charles Bronson | Actor | 1 |
| Charles Durning | Actor | 1 |
| Charlie Daniels | Country Singer | 1 |
| Christopher Lee | Actor | 1 |
| Christopher Reeve | Superman of the Disabled | 1 |
| Chuck Jones | Cartoonist | 1 |
| Clark Terry | Jazz Trumpeter | 1 |
| Dale Messick | Created Brenda Starr | 1 |
| Dan Devine | Former Notre Dame Coach | 1 |
| Daniel Shore | Commentator on NPR | 1 |
| Danny Bonaduce | Radio Personality/Former Partridge | 1 |
| Darryl Strawberry | Baseball Player | 1 |
| David Beckman | English Soccer Star | 1 |
| Dennis Rodman | Basketball Player | 1 |
| Denny McLain | Former Baseball Player | 1 |
| Dick Van Patten | Eight is Enough Dad | 1 |
| Dom Deluise | Fat Comedian | 1 |
| Donald Sutherland | Actor | 1 |
| Doris Day | Actress | 1 |
| Dorothy Rodham | Hil's Mom | 1 |
| Earl Scrugg | Banjo Player | 1 |
| Elie Wiesel | Heads Holocaust Memorial Foundation | 1 |
| Elizabeth Kubler Ross | Author on Death and Dying | 1 |
| Eminem | White Rapper | 1 |
| Ernest Gallo | Wine Maker | 1 |
| Ernst Mayer | Zoologist | 1 |
| Eunice Kennedy-Shriver | Old Kennedy | 1 |
| Evel Knievel | Daredevil | 1 |
| Frances Reid | Actress in Days of Our Lives | 1 |
| Gene Wilder | Willy Wonka | 1 |
| George Bush Sr. | Ex-President-Read Blue Lips | 1 |
| George Christian | Press Secretary for LBJ | 1 |
| George McGovern | Politician | 1 |
| George W. Bush | President of US | 1 |
| George Wendt | Norm! | 1 |
| Geraldine Ferraro | Politician | 1 |
| Glenn Ford | Actor | 1 |
| Gloria Stuart | Actress | 1 |
| Helen Gurley-Brown | Wild Broad | 1 |
| Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 1 |
| Hugh O'Brian | Actor | 1 |
| Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Dead | 1 |
| Jack Paar | First Tonight Show Host | 1 |
| James Caan | Actor | 1 |
| James Coburn | Actor | 1 |
| Jane Withers | Actress | 1 |
| Janez Drnovsek | Prime Minister of Slovenia | 1 |
| Jay Berwanger | Won First Heisman Trophy | 1 |
| Jean Belliveau | Hockey Player | 1 |
| Jean Stapleton | Actress | 1 |
| Jennifer Lopez | Uh, Her Ass Dude | 1 |
| Joaquin Balaguer | Former President of Dominican Republic | 1 |
| Joe Barbera | Cartoon Fella | 1 |
| Joe Franklin | TV Interview Show Host | 1 |
| Joe Paterno | Penn State Football Coach | 1 |
| Joe Piscopo | Comedian? | 1 |
| John "Zackerley" Zacherle | Horror Show Host | 1 |
| John Thaw | British Actor | 1 |
| John Walker Lindh | Traitor | 1 |
| John Wooden | Basketball Player | 1 |
| Juan Antonio Samaranch | Presiddent Olympc Committee 1980-2001 | 1 |
| Judy Bell | Golfer - First Female President of USGA | 1 |
| Kerry Packer | Australian Media Mogul | 1 |
| King Norodom Sihanouk | Cambodian King | 1 |
| L.J. Foret | Cajun Musician | 1 |
| Larry Doby | First Black in American League | 1 |
| Larry Hagman | JR Did Shots | 1 |
| Laurence S. Rockefeller | Rich Guy | 1 |
| Lawrence Tierney | Actor | 1 |
| Lee Starr | Ringo's Daughter | 1 |
| Leo Ornstein | Composer | 1 |
| Leona Helmsley | Bitch | 1 |
| Leonard Nimoy | Spock | 1 |
| Les Paul | Guitar Guy | 1 |
| Lew Burdette | Former Baseball Pitcher | 1 |
| Llyod Bensten | Politician | 1 |
| Lou Duva | Boxing Promoter | 1 |
| Louis Farrakahn | Racist | 1 |
| Lucia dos Santos | Fatima Visionary | 1 |
| Luciano Pavarotti | Tenor | 1 |
| Luise Rainer | Actress | 1 |
| Machauly Culkin | Kid Actor, Has Been | 1 |
| Magic Johnson | Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson | 1 |
| Maharishi Mahesh Yogi | Funny Little Man | 1 |
| Margaret Thatcher | Former Prime Minister of Great Britain | 1 |
| Mariah Carey | Pop Diva | 1 |
| Marion "Suge" Knight | Rapper | 1 |
| Mary Higgins Clark | Author | 1 |
| Mate Parlov | Olympic and World Champion Boxer | 1 |
| Mattie Stepanek | 11 Year Old Author | 1 |
| Maud Farris-Luse | Worlds Oldest Person (2002) | 1 |
| Maximilian Schell | Actor | 1 |
| Meinhardt Raabe | Muchkin (not Dunkin') | 1 |
| Mel Brooks | Comedian/Actor | 1 |
| Michael J. Fox | Actor | 1 |
| Michael Kinsley | Writer, Editorialist | 1 |
| Mick Jagger | The Stones | 1 |
| Mickey Spillane | Mike Hammer guy | 1 |
| Mohammad Zahir Shah | Former Afghan king | 1 |
| Monte Irvin | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
| Morgan Freeman | Actor | 1 |
| Mr. Wizard (Don Herbert) | TV Science Guy | 1 |
| Mullah Omar Mohamad | Bastard | 1 |
| Naguib Mahfouz | Egyptian Author and Nobel Laureate | 1 |
| Nell Carter | Gimmie a Big Fat Break | 1 |
| Nelson Mandela | Fella in Dashiki | 1 |
| O. J. Simpson | Murderer | 1 |
| Omar Bongo | President of Gabon | 1 |
| Oral Roberts | Preacher | 1 |
| Pat Kennedy Lawford | A Hybrid | 1 |
| Patrick Leahy | Senator | 1 |
| Patrick McGoohan | Actor | 1 |
| Paul Harvey | Radio Guy | 1 |
| Paul Pena | Tuvan Throat Singer | 1 |
| Peggy Lee | Singer | 1 |
| Penny Singleton | Actress | 1 |
| Pervez Musharraf | Ask George W. Bush (Pakistaini Leader) | 1 |
| Peter Rodino | Politician | 1 |
| Phil Donahue | Talk Show Host | 1 |
| Pope Shenouda III | Pope of Coptic Church | 1 |
| Prince Leka | Crown Prince of Albania | 1 |
| Prince Mikasa | Japanese Prince, Emperor's brother | 1 |
| Prince William | Little Punk | 1 |
| Princess Juliana | Queen of Netherlands | 1 |
| Racquel Welch | Former Bombshell | 1 |
| Ray Charles | Musician | 1 |
| Raymond Firth | Anthropologist | 1 |
| Rich Little | Impressionist | 1 |
| Richard Attenborough | Actor | 1 |
| Richard Butler | Aryan Nation Dude - Racist | 1 |
| Richard Simmons | Strange Little Man | 1 |
| Robert Clary | LeBeau From Hogan's Heros | 1 |
| Robert Whitehead | Broadway Producer | 1 |
| Roger Devenport | Race Horse Owner and Breeder | 1 |
| Roger Moore | Actor | 1 |
| Ron Jeremy | Porn Guy | 1 |
| Rose Marie | Actress/Comedian | 1 |
| Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter | 'Cause of the Movie | 1 |
| Ruth Westheimer | Sex Gal | 1 |
| Sam Snead | Old Time Golfer | 1 |
| Sandra Dee | Wholsome Actress | 1 |
| Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 1 |
| Shirley MacLaine | Loopy | 1 |
| Shirley Temple Black | Child Actress | 1 |
| Sid Caesar | Comedian | 1 |
| Sidney Sheldon | Author | 1 |
| Sis Daley | Wife of Richard J. and Mom of Richard M. | 1 |
| Smokey Robinson | Vocalist | 1 |
| Soupy Sales | Bad Comedian | 1 |
| Stan Musial | Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man | 1 |
| Stanley Rosenfeld | Photographs Yachts | 1 |
| Sting | Former Member of the Police | 1 |
| Stone Cold Steve Austin | Wrestler | 1 |
| Stu Hart | Wrestler | 1 |
| Ted Kennedy | Old Drunk from Unlucky Family | 1 |
| Terry Jones | Member of Monty Python | 1 |
| Thurl Ravenscroft | Tony the Tiger's Voice | 1 |
| Tony Randall | Actor | 1 |
| Tony Stewart | Race Car Driver | 1 |
| Turhan Bey | Star of Mummy Movies | 1 |
| Vaclav Havel | Political Leader | 1 |
| Vasja Smislov | Former Chess Champion | 1 |
| Vincent Sherman | Director | 1 |
| W. Clement Stone | Insurance Magnate | 1 |
| Walter Cronkite | News Guy | 1 |
| Warren Spahn | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
| Wavy Gravy | Hippie | 1 |
| Wellington Mara | Owns the New York Giants | 1 |
| William F. Buckley Jr. | Writer, Commentator | 1 |
| William Proxmire | Politician | 1 |
| Wilma Mankiller | Chief of Cherokee Nation | 1 |
| Winona Ryder | Actress | 1 |
| Wolfgang Wagner | Director of Bayreuth Festival | 1 |
| Woody Harrelson | Actor - Hemp Guy | 1 |
| Yasmine Bleeth | Baywatch Life Guard | 1 |
| Yogi Berra | Boo Boo's Pal | 1 |
| Yoko Ono | Leach | 1 |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Actress | 1 |