The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How Many Picked 'Em?
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| Pope John Paul II | DEAD-Guy with Funny Hat | 82 |
| Lady Bird Johnson | Lydon's squeeze | 48 |
| Kirk Douglas | Actor | 38 |
| Gerald Ford | Bumbling President | 37 |
| Eddie Albert | DEAD-Actor: Green Pastures | 34 |
| William Rehnquist | DEAD-Justice | 32 |
| Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky Actress | 31 |
| Richard Pryor | DEAD-Comedian - Caught on Fire | 30 |
| Dick Clark | Very Old Teenager | 29 |
| Rosa Parks | DEAD-Something About a Bus | 25 |
| James Doohan | DEAD-Actor | 24 |
| Max Schmeling | DEAD-German Boxer | 23 |
| Ted "Double Duty" Radcliffe | DEAD-Baseball Player | 22 |
| Jerry Lewis | Dean's Ex-Partner | 21 |
| Brooke Astor | Philanthropist and Socialite | 20 |
| Augusto Pinochet | Nasty Fella from Chile | 18 |
| Billy Graham | Evangelist | 17 |
| Harry Morgan | Wife Beater | 16 |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Actress | 16 |
| Al Lewis | Grampa Munster | 15 |
| Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 15 |
| Hendrikje Van Andel- Schipper | DEAD-Old Gal | 13 |
| Art Linkletter | Comedian | 12 |
| Estelle Getty | Actress Getty up and Go! | 12 |
| Don Knotts | Andy's Main Squeeze | 11 |
| Joey Bishop | Last Rat Packer | 11 |
| Johnny Carson | DEAD-Tonight Show host | 11 |
| Nancy Reagan | Ron's Wife | 11 |
| Tammy Faye Bakker | Lots of make-up | 11 |
| Courtney Love | Hole | 10 |
| Fidel Castro | Made Convertable Bed? | 10 |
| Karl Malden | Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell | 10 |
| Charlton Heston | Gun Toting Actor | 9 |
| Phyllis Diller | Comedian | 9 |
| Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | 9 |
| Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 8 |
| Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 8 |
| Al Lopez | DEAD-Baseball Player/Manager | 7 |
| Ernest Borgnine | Actor | 7 |
| Jack Klugman | Actor Pull the Plug-man | 7 |
| Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 7 |
| Osama Bin Laden | Nasty ass | 7 |
| Sir John Mills | DEAD-Actor | 7 |
| Stephen Hawking | Smart Guy | 7 |
| Walter Cronkite | News Guy | 7 |
| Abe Vigoda | Actor - Fish | 6 |
| Betty Ford | Gerald's Wife | 6 |
| Charles Lane | Actor | 6 |
| Dan Fogelberg | Singer and Song Writer | 6 |
| Doris Day | Actress | 6 |
| George Kennan | DEAD-Diplomat | 6 |
| Hank Stram | DEAD-NFL Coach | 6 |
| Jesse Helms | Politiician | 6 |
| Joe Barbera | Cartoon Fella | 6 |
| Margaret Thatcher | Former Prime Minister of Great Britain | 6 |
| Sid Caesar | Comedian | 6 |
| Andy Griffith | Matlock et al. | 5 |
| Arthur C. Clarke | Author | 5 |
| Boris Yeltsin | Russian Lush | 5 |
| Darren McGavin | Actor | 5 |
| Eunice Kennedy-Shriver | Old Kennedy | 5 |
| J.D. Salinger | A Catcher in the Rye | 5 |
| John Goodman | Fat Actor | 5 |
| John Wooden | Basketball Player | 5 |
| Kitty Carlisle-Hart | Game Show Chick | 5 |
| Larry Hagman | JR Did Shots | 5 |
| Leon Askin | DEAD-Actor | 5 |
| Liza Minnelli | Friend of Sinatra | 5 |
| Louis Rukeyser | Financial Commentator | 5 |
| Mary Travers | Some Hippie Chick | 5 |
| Paul Harvey | Radio Guy | 5 |
| Phyllis A. Whitney | Author | 5 |
| Red Buttons | Comedian | 5 |
| Robert Tisch | DEAD-CEO of NY Giants | 5 |
| Simon Wiesenthal | DEAD-Nazi hunter | 5 |
| Thurl Ravenscroft | DEAD-Tony the Tiger's Voice | 5 |
| Albert Hofmann | Discovered LSD | 4 |
| B. B. King | Musician | 4 |
| Bettie Wilson | Old American Gal | 4 |
| Charlie Bell | DEAD-McDonalds CEO | 4 |
| Dolores Hope | Bob's Gal | 4 |
| Don Adams | DEAD-Maxwell Smart | 4 |
| Earl Woods | Tiger's Pop | 4 |
| Eli Wallach | Actor | 4 |
| Gloria Stuart | Actress | 4 |
| Hermann Doernemann | DEAD-Old guy with lots of Ns in name | 4 |
| James Brown | Say Heh! Shamalama! Get on Up! | 4 |
| Jane Wyman | Actress | 4 |
| Keith Richards | Rock & Roll Pharmacist | 4 |
| Les Paul | Guitar Guy | 4 |
| Louie Anderson | We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman | 4 |
| Norman Lloyd | Actor | 4 |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Singer | 4 |
| Ray Bradbury | Author | 4 |
| Sam Dana | Oldest Living NFL Player | 4 |
| Sammy Baugh | NFL Hall of Famer | 4 |
| Ted Kennedy | Old Drunk from Unlucky Family | 4 |
| Wilford Brimley | Actor | 4 |
| Andy Rooney | Annoying 60 Minutes Guy | 3 |
| Anna Nicole Smith | Large Breasted Gold Digger | 3 |
| Bowie Kuhn | Former Baseball Commissioner | 3 |
| Bruce Bennett | Actor | 3 |
| Charlie Watts | Rolling Stone | 3 |
| Eddie Robinson | Football Coach - Grambling | 3 |
| Emiliano Mercado Del Toro | Yet Another Old Dude | 3 |
| Ernest Gallo | Wine Maker | 3 |
| Ernst Mayr | DEAD-Biologist | 3 |
| Frankie Laine | Lounge Lizard Singer | 3 |
| George Beverly Shea | Gospel Singer | 3 |
| George Steinbrenner | Yankee Dude | 3 |
| Glenn Ford | Actor | 3 |
| Gordon Hinckley | President of Mormon Church | 3 |
| Hans Bethe | DEAD-Won Nobel Prize in Physics | 3 |
| Jack Palance | Actor | 3 |
| Jane Wyatt | Actress | 3 |
| Lena Horne | Singer | 3 |
| Mary Kate Olsen | Half an Annoying Set | 3 |
| Michael DeBakey | Heart Surgeon | 3 |
| Mitch Miller | Sing Along King | 3 |
| Mother Angelica | A Very Scary Lady | 3 |
| Oleg Cassini | Fashion Dude | 3 |
| Oral Roberts | Preacher | 3 |
| Peter O'Toole | Actor | 3 |
| Prince Rainier | DEAD-Prince of Monaco | 3 |
| Ruth Warrick | DEAD-Actress | 3 |
| Ryan O'Neal | Tatum's Dad | 3 |
| Saddam Hussein | Nasty Ass | 3 |
| Sarah Brady | Gun Control Advocate | 3 |
| Stanley Kunitz | Poet | 3 |
| Studs Terkel | Chicago Columnist | 3 |
| Terri Schiavo | DEAD-Lady on (or is it off) life support | 3 |
| Wendie Jo Sperber | DEAD-Actress | 3 |
| William Westmoreland | DEAD-General, Vietnam | 3 |
| Al Molinaro | Character Actor | 2 |
| Alan Young | Actor, Voice Artist | 2 |
| Alfredo Stroessner | Former Dictator of Paraguay | 2 |
| Arthur Miller | DEAD-Playwright | 2 |
| Barbara Bel Geddes | DEAD-Actress | 2 |
| Bill Clinton | Got Oral From Intern | 2 |
| Billy Joel | Pianoham | 2 |
| Bob Barker | Game Show Fur Activist | 2 |
| Bob Shepard | Yankees Announcer | 2 |
| Brittney Spears | Teen Singer | 2 |
| Byron Nelson | Golfer | 2 |
| Charles Manson | Nutcase | 2 |
| Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | 2 |
| Dale Messick | DEAD-Created Brenda Starr | 2 |
| Dick Cheney | Politician | 2 |
| Dody Goodman | Actress | 2 |
| E. Howard Hunt | "Plumber" | 2 |
| Ed McMahon | Johnny's Lap Dog | 2 |
| Eddy Arnold | Country Singer | 2 |
| Gene Scott | DEAD-TV Preacher | 2 |
| George Carlin | 7 Dirty Words Guy | 2 |
| George Jones | Musician | 2 |
| Gerald McRaney | Major Dad | 2 |
| Giuseppe Di Stefano | Two Fivers | 2 |
| Hank Aaron | Baseball Legend | 2 |
| Hildegarde Sell | DEAD-Singer | 2 |
| Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Dead | 2 |
| James Arness | Actor | 2 |
| James Callaghan | DEAD-UK Prime Minister | 2 |
| Jane Russell | Actress | 2 |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | Cradle Robber | 2 |
| Joan Rivers | Comedian | 2 |
| Joe Eszterhas | Writes Bad Movies | 2 |
| John "Earthquake" Tenta | Wrestler | 2 |
| John Forsythe | Actor | 2 |
| John Kenneth Galbraith | Economist/Author | 2 |
| John Profumo | UK Politician | 2 |
| John Shalikashvili | Former Chair of Joint Cheifs of Staff | 2 |
| King Fahad | DEAD-King of Saudi Arabia | 2 |
| Leona Helmsley | Bitch | 2 |
| Loretta Lynn | Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister | 2 |
| Lou Henson | Basketball Coach | 2 |
| Mark Matthews | DEAD-Oldest Living Buffalo Soldier | 2 |
| Michael Jackson | Singer Who Loves Kids (alot) | 2 |
| Milvina Dean | Titanic Survivor | 2 |
| Molly Yard | DEAD-Angry Gal | 2 |
| Nanette Fabray | Actress | 2 |
| Nelson Mandela | Fella in Dashiki | 2 |
| Norman Mailer | Author | 2 |
| Oriana Fallaci | Italian Journalist | 2 |
| Oscar Niemeyer | Architect | 2 |
| Paris Hilton | Chick who's hard to see in that online video | 2 |
| Patty Andrews | An Andrews Sister | 2 |
| Pervez Musharraf | Ask George W. Bush (Pakistaini Leader) | 2 |
| Phil Rizzuto | Ball player | 2 |
| Philip C. Johnson | DEAD-Architect | 2 |
| Richard Widmark | Actor | 2 |
| Rip Taylor | Comedian | 2 |
| Robert Byrd | Former Klansman | 2 |
| Robert Downey Jr. | Smack fiend | 2 |
| Robert Earl Jones | James' Dad | 2 |
| Robert Wise | DEAD-Director | 2 |
| Rose Marie | Actress/Comedian | 2 |
| Ruben Stoddard | Sandwich! Solvent! But Celebrity? | 2 |
| Ruby Muhammad | Wife of Elijah Muhammad | 2 |
| Scott Hamilton | Ice Skater | 2 |
| Scott Peterson | What a Pud | 2 |
| Scott Weiland | Stoned Temple Pilot | 2 |
| Shirley Temple Black | Child Actress | 2 |
| Soupy Sales | Bad Comedian | 2 |
| Sparky Anderson | Baseball Player | 2 |
| Steve Irwin | Crocodile Hunter | 2 |
| Tommy Henrich | Former NY Yankee | 2 |
| Viktor Yuschenko | Ukraine President, maybe | 2 |
| Vincent Sherman | Director | 2 |
| Wally Schirra | Astronaut | 2 |
| William Proxmire | DEAD-Politician | 2 |
| William Sloane Coffin | Priest | 2 |
| Willie Nelson | Singer | 2 |
| 50 Cent | We wouldn't give you a quarter | 1 |
| Aaron Spelling | Love Boat Creator | 1 |
| Abu Bakar Bashir | Yet Another Angery Muslim | 1 |
| Al Jaffee | MAD Magazine Guy | 1 |
| Alec Baldwin | Actor | 1 |
| Alex Higgins | Professional Snooker Palyer | 1 |
| Ali Al-Sistani | One of dem dar terrorist types | 1 |
| Allan Arbus | Actor | 1 |
| Alu Alkhanov | Chechen President | 1 |
| Alvaro Uribe | President of Columbia | 1 |
| Amarillo Slim Preston | Poker Player | 1 |
| Andre Norton | DEAD-Science Fiction author | 1 |
| Andrew Young | Mayor, Ambassador | 1 |
| Andy Dick | Comedian | 1 |
| Andy Williams | Singer | 1 |
| Ann Morgan-Guilbert | Actress | 1 |
| Art Buchwald | Writer | 1 |
| Art Modell | Football Team Owner | 1 |
| Arte Johnson | Actor | 1 |
| Ashley Olsen | Half an Annoying Set | 1 |
| Ashley Simpson | Talentless Singer | 1 |
| Ashton Kutcher | Demi's Pool Boy | 1 |
| Barbara Bush | Georges Old Lady | 1 |
| Barbara Hale | Actress | 1 |
| Barbara J. West Dainton | Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Barret Robbins | Football Player | 1 |
| Barry Bonds | Steriod User | 1 |
| Beverly Cleary | Children's Book Author | 1 |
| Bill Werber | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Billy Preston | Musician | 1 |
| Blake Edwards | Writer, Director | 1 |
| Bo Diddley | Musicain | 1 |
| Bob Feller | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
| Bobby Doerr | Baseball Player (Red Sox) | 1 |
| Bobby Fischer | Chess Master | 1 |
| Bobby Heenan | Wrestling Manager | 1 |
| Boris Yefimov | Soviet Cartoonist | 1 |
| Brett Somers | Match Game, Of Course | 1 |
| Bud Schulberg | Screenwriter | 1 |
| Burgess Meredith | DEAD-The Penguin | 1 |
| Calvert DeForest | Larry Bud Melman | 1 |
| Carlo Ponti | Director | 1 |
| Carlos Ramirez | Mayor of El Paso | 1 |
| Carrot Top | Why Indeed | 1 |
| Chalmers Roberts | DEAD-Reporter | 1 |
| Charles H. Townes | Won Nobel Prize, 1964 | 1 |
| Charles Haughey | Former Irish PM | 1 |
| Charles Nelson Reilly | Actor/Comedian | 1 |
| Charlie Daniels | Country Singer | 1 |
| Christian Brando | One f'ed up dude | 1 |
| Chuck Barris | Gong Show Guy/Secret Agent | 1 |
| Chuck Berry | Rock - N - Roller | 1 |
| Chuck Panozzo | Styx Bassist | 1 |
| Chuck Thompson | DEAD-Baseball Hall of Famer/Broadcaster | 1 |
| Clarence "Ace" Parker | Fottball Player | 1 |
| Clark Terry | Jazz Trumpeter | 1 |
| Clay Aiken | Man Americans Can Be Dumb | 1 |
| Colleen Howe | Gordie's Chick | 1 |
| Dan Rather | News Guy | 1 |
| Daniel Shore | Commentator on NPR | 1 |
| Darryl Strawberry | Baseball Player | 1 |
| David Crosby | Singer | 1 |
| David Lange | DEAD-Former New Zealand PM | 1 |
| David Oreck | Makes a Product that Sucks | 1 |
| Debbie Mathers | Marshall's Mom | 1 |
| Deborah Kerr | Actress | 1 |
| Diana Ross | Singer | 1 |
| Dick Edell | Lacrosse Coach | 1 |
| Dick Gregory | Activist/Speaker/Humorist | 1 |
| Dick Van Dyke | Actor/Comedian | 1 |
| Dick Wilson | Mr. Whipple | 1 |
| Diego Maradona | Drug Addict - Soccer Player | 1 |
| Don Ho | Hawaian Singer | 1 |
| Don Pardo | TV Announcer | 1 |
| Don Rickles | Comedian | 1 |
| Dorothy Constance Stratton | WWII Naval Officer | 1 |
| Doyle Brunson | Poker Player | 1 |
| Dr. Phil McGraw | Shut the F up Dr. Phil | 1 |
| Earl Butz | Former US Secretary of Agriculture | 1 |
| Earl Hamner Jr. | Writer | 1 |
| Earl Weaver | Former Baseball Manager | 1 |
| Ed Asner | Shut up, would ya | 1 |
| Edward Upward | Writer | 1 |
| Efrem Zimelist Jr. | What a Dumb Name | 1 |
| Elizabeth Edwards | John's Wife | 1 |
| Eminem | White Rapper | 1 |
| Ernestine Gilbreth Corey | Writer | 1 |
| Ernie Ladd | Wrestler | 1 |
| Eva Marie Saint | Actress | 1 |
| Evel Knievel | Daredevil | 1 |
| Farrah Fawcett | Actress. Well, Not Really | 1 |
| Feroz Khan | DEAD-Olympian - Hockey | 1 |
| Former President Suharto | Political Leader | 1 |
| Frances Reid | Actress in Days of Our Lives | 1 |
| Frank Broyles | Razorbacks Athletic Director | 1 |
| Fred Hale | DEAD-Oldest American | 1 |
| Freddie Laker | British Airline Dude | 1 |
| Frederica Sagor Maas | Screenwriter | 1 |
| Gene Mauch | DEAD-Former Baseball Manager | 1 |
| George Best | DEAD-English Soccer Star | 1 |
| George Bush Sr. | Ex-President-Read Blue Lips | 1 |
| George Martin | Beatles Producer | 1 |
| George McGovern | Politician | 1 |
| George Younce | DEAD-Gospel Singer | 1 |
| Geraldine Ferraro | Politician | 1 |
| Gordie Howe | Hockey Player | 1 |
| Grace Slick | Don't You Want Somebody To Die | 1 |
| Hamed Karzai | Afghan Leader | 1 |
| Harry Blackmun | DEAD-Supreme Court Justice | 1 |
| Harvey Korman | Funny Fella | 1 |
| Helen Gurley-Brown | Wild Broad | 1 |
| Henri Cartan | Good at Math | 1 |
| Henry Kissenger | Talks Funny | 1 |
| Horatio Sanz | Fat Comic | 1 |
| Howard Hessman | Johnny Fever | 1 |
| Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 1 |
| Hume Cronyn | DEAD-Actor | 1 |
| Hunter Kelly | DEAD-Jim Kelly's boy | 1 |
| Ian Paisley | Some Irish Guy | 1 |
| Iva Toguri | Toyko Rose | 1 |
| Iyad Allawi | Iraqi Leader | 1 |
| Jack Anderson | DEAD-Reporter | 1 |
| Jack LaLanne | Physical Fitness Guru | 1 |
| Jack Osbourne | Ozzy's Boy | 1 |
| Jack Warden | Actor | 1 |
| Jackie Cooper | Funny Guy | 1 |
| Jackie Stallone | Sly's Mom | 1 |
| Jacques Chirac | Something About Anti-Americanism | 1 |
| James Garner | Actor | 1 |
| Jan Michael Vincent | Messed-up Actor | 1 |
| Jean Belliveau | Hockey Player | 1 |
| Jeff Conaway | Actor | 1 |
| Jerry Falwell | Moral Majority Guy | 1 |
| Jerry Wexler | Record Producer | 1 |
| Jessica Simpson | Annoying Teen Singer | 1 |
| Jim Bakker | Tammy's former squeeze | 1 |
| Jimmy Carter | Ex President | 1 |
| Jimmy Swaggart | TV Preacher Guy | 1 |
| Joan Fontaine | Actress | 1 |
| Joe Garagiola | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Johannes Bjelke-Peterson | DEAD-Aussie Politico | 1 |
| John DeLorean | DEAD-Car with no future but Back to the Future | 1 |
| John Demjanjuk | Nazi | 1 |
| John Kerry | War Hero? | 1 |
| John Madden | Turkey Eater | 1 |
| John Pesky | Annoying Baseball Guy | 1 |
| Johnnie Cochran | OJ's Hero | 1 |
| Johnny Vaught | College Footbal Coach | 1 |
| Jonathan Winters | Very Funny Nut Job | 1 |
| Jorg Immendorff | German Artist | 1 |
| Joyce Randolph | Actress | 1 |
| Juan Pablo Torres | DEAD-Trombonist | 1 |
| Julia Roberts | Annoying Broad | 1 |
| June Allyson | Actress | 1 |
| Kelly Osbourne | Ozzy's Litte Princess (of Darkness) | 1 |
| Kevin Hagen | DEAD-Actor | 1 |
| Khaled Mashaal | Believed to Head Hamas | 1 |
| Kim Jong Il | He's a Little Kooky | 1 |
| King Norodom Sihanouk | Cambodian King | 1 |
| Kitty Wells | Country Singer | 1 |
| Laraine Day | Actress | 1 |
| Larry Flynt | Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol | 1 |
| Larry Norman | Christian Musician | 1 |
| Lee Radzwill | Jackie Kennedy's Sister | 1 |
| Lee Starr | Ringo's Daughter | 1 |
| Leonardo DiCaprio | Actor? | 1 |
| Lillian Asplund | Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Little Jimmie Dickens | Country Singer | 1 |
| Little Richard | Musician | 1 |
| Lou Ferrigno | What? Huh? I'm getting angry! | 1 |
| Lou Jacobi | Actor | 1 |
| Louis Farrakahn | Racist | 1 |
| Lowry Mays | Clear Channel CEO | 1 |
| Luciano Pavarotti | Tenor | 1 |
| Luise Rainer | Actress | 1 |
| Luther Vandross | DEAD-Singer | 1 |
| Magic Johnson | Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson | 1 |
| Maharishi Mahesh Yogi | Funny Little Man | 1 |
| Makgatho Mandela | DEAD-Nelson's Boy | 1 |
| Margot Kidder | Actress/Nut Job | 1 |
| Marianne Faithful | Singer | 1 |
| Marie Fredrickson | Singer for Roxette | 1 |
| Martin Landau | Guy from Space 1999 | 1 |
| Martin Milner | Actor | 1 |
| Marty Allen | Comic | 1 |
| Marvin Miller | Major League Baseball Union Chief | 1 |
| Mary Tyler Moore | Actress | 1 |
| Maurice Papon | French Nazi War Criminal | 1 |
| Meadowlark Lemon | Globetrotter (Not Jack's Brother) | 1 |
| Mel Stottlemyre | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Melissa Etheridge | Musician | 1 |
| Merle Haggard | Country Music Guy | 1 |
| Michael Caine | Actor | 1 |
| Michael Foot | British Politician | 1 |
| Michael J. Fox | Actor | 1 |
| Michael Moore | Did He Do "Super Size it?" | 1 |
| Michelangelo Antonioni | Movie Director | 1 |
| Mickey Spillane | Mike Hammer guy | 1 |
| Mike Tyson | Ear Eater | 1 |
| Mohammed Deif | Hamas Military Leader | 1 |
| Moses Hardy | Old American Guy | 1 |
| Mr. Blackwell | Fashion Critic | 1 |
| Naguib Mahfouz | Egyptian Author and Nobel Laureate | 1 |
| Neil Armstrong | Something About the Moon | 1 |
| Neil Simon | Playwright | 1 |
| Nick Nolte | A Very Troubled Guy | 1 |
| Norman Schwarzkopf | Killer | 1 |
| O. J. Simpson | Murderer | 1 |
| Olivia Newton-John | Singer | 1 |
| Ollie Johnston | Animator | 1 |
| Pat Harrington | One Day At a Time | 1 |
| Pat Kennedy Lawford | A Hybrid | 1 |
| Pat Robertson | Religious Dude | 1 |
| Pat Summerall | Football guy/TV Announcer | 1 |
| Patrick Deuel | The Guy Lost 500 Pounds | 1 |
| Paul Newman | Actor | 1 |
| Pauly Shore | Dumbass | 1 |
| Pete Doherty | Rocker | 1 |
| Pete Pihos | Football Player | 1 |
| Pete Rose | Anyone Wanna Bet? | 1 |
| Peter Falk | Actor | 1 |
| Peter Rodino | DEAD-Politician | 1 |
| Polly Holliday | Kiss My Grits | 1 |
| Prince Philip | Prince | 1 |
| PW Botha | Former South African PM | 1 |
| Queen Elizabeth II | Queen of England | 1 |
| Ralph Edwards | DEAD-TV Announcer | 1 |
| Ralph McQuarrie | Artist | 1 |
| Ray Cunningham | DEAD-Baseball Player | 1 |
| Red Horner | DEAD-Hockey Player | 1 |
| Red Skelton | Comedian | 1 |
| Reverand Sun Myung Moon | Moonie Guy | 1 |
| Ricardo Montalban | Actor | 1 |
| Richard Dawson | Actor/Game Show Host | 1 |
| Richard Fleischer | Movie Director | 1 |
| Richard Ramirez | Nightstalker | 1 |
| Ricky Williams | Football Player | 1 |
| Robert Blake | Actor | 1 |
| Robert Bork | Supreme Court Nomination | 1 |
| Robert Conrad | Actor | 1 |
| Robert Schuller | Religiuos Dude | 1 |
| Ron Santo | Former Chicago Cub | 1 |
| Ronnie Hawkins | Rockabilly Musician | 1 |
| Roy Horn | Sigfried's Boy | 1 |
| Sammy "The Bull" Gravano | Snitch | 1 |
| Sandra Dee | DEAD-Wholsome Actress | 1 |
| Saul Bellow | DEAD-Author | 1 |
| Sean "Puffy" Combs | Rapper, Producer | 1 |
| Sharon Osbourne | Married Undead, Made TV Show | 1 |
| Sharon Stone | Spread Legs Once (or more) | 1 |
| Shelley Winters | Actress | 1 |
| Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 1 |
| Sidney Poitier | Actor | 1 |
| Skitch Henderson | DEAD-Tonight Show Band Leader | 1 |
| Slobodan Milosevic | Yugosolian President | 1 |
| Snoop Doggy Dogg | Rapper | 1 |
| Stan Musial | Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man | 1 |
| Star Jones | Chick from The View | 1 |
| Steve Mizerak | Pool Player | 1 |
| Steve Perry | We Hate Journey | 1 |
| Steven Cojocaru | TV Personality | 1 |
| Sue Gunter | DEAD-Ladies Basketball Coach | 1 |
| Theodore Hesburgh | Former of Notre Dame | 1 |
| Todd Bridges | Differ'nt Tokes | 1 |
| Tom Cheek | DEAD-Baseball Annoucer | 1 |
| Tom Laughlin | Actor and Film Maker | 1 |
| Tom Poston | Actor | 1 |
| Tommy Lee | Musician | 1 |
| Tony Bennett | Singer | 1 |
| Tony Cloninger | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Tony Hillerman | Author | 1 |
| Ura Koyama | DEAD-Still Another Old Person | 1 |
| Valentino Rossi | Motor Bike Guy | 1 |
| Van Johnson | Actor | 1 |
| Vincent D'Onofrio | Actor | 1 |
| Wavy Gravy | Hippie | 1 |
| Wesley Snipes | Actor | 1 |
| Whitney Houston | Looney gal | 1 |
| Will Eisner | DEAD-Artist | 1 |
| William F. Buckley Jr. | Writer, Commentator | 1 |
| Willie Mays | Say Hey | 1 |
| Wink Martindale | Game Show Host | 1 |
| Winnie Mandela | Nelson's Ex | 1 |
| Yukiko Sugihara | Japanese Schindler | 1 |
| Yvonne De Carlo | Actress | 1 |