The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How Many Picked 'Em?
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| Gerald Ford | DEAD-Bumbling President | 73 |
| Lady Bird Johnson | Lyndon's squeeze | 60 |
| Kirk Douglas | Actor | 48 |
| Dick Clark | Very Old Teenager | 38 |
| Lou Rawls | DEAD-Singer | 35 |
| Billy Graham | Evangelist | 34 |
| Brooke Astor | Philanthropist and Socialite | 30 |
| Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 28 |
| Don Knotts | DEAD-Andy's Main Squeeze | 27 |
| Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky Actress | 24 |
| Margaret Thatcher | Former Prime Minister of Great Britain | 23 |
| Al Lewis | DEAD-Grampa Munster | 22 |
| Maria Esther de Capovilla | DEAD-Very old lady | 22 |
| Art Linkletter | Comedian | 20 |
| Estelle Getty | Actress Getty up and Go! | 20 |
| Jerry Lewis | Dean's Ex-Partner | 19 |
| Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 19 |
| Tammy Faye Bakker | Lots of make-up | 19 |
| Harry Morgan | Wife Beater | 18 |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Actress | 18 |
| Charles Lane | Actor | 17 |
| Emiliano Mercado Del Toro | Yet Another Old Dude | 17 |
| Joe Barbera | DEAD-Cartoon Fella | 17 |
| Augusto Pinochet | DEAD-Nasty Fella from Chile | 16 |
| Don Ho | Hawaian Singer | 16 |
| Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 15 |
| Fidel Castro | Made Convertable Bed? | 15 |
| Elizabeth Bolden | DEAD-Old lady in the US | 14 |
| Walter Cronkite | News Guy | 14 |
| Karl Malden | Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell | 13 |
| Abe Vigoda | Actor - Fish | 12 |
| Dolores Hope | Bob's Gal | 12 |
| Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Dead | 12 |
| Joey Bishop | Last Rat Packer | 12 |
| Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 12 |
| Eunice Kennedy-Shriver | Old Kennedy | 11 |
| Kitty Carlisle-Hart | Game Show Chick | 11 |
| Mark Felt | Deep Throat (No, Not That One) | 11 |
| Nancy Reagan | Ron's Wife | 11 |
| Charlton Heston | Gun Toting Actor | 10 |
| John Wooden | Basketball Player | 10 |
| Mitch Miller | Sing Along King | 10 |
| Red Auerbach | DEAD-Former Celtics' Coach | 10 |
| Gloria Stuart | Actress | 9 |
| Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | 9 |
| Ariel Sharon | Israeli Tough Guy | 8 |
| Phil Rizzuto | Ball player | 8 |
| Stanley Kunitz | DEAD-Poet | 8 |
| Darren McGavin | DEAD-Actor | 7 |
| Earl Woods | DEAD-Tiger's Pop | 7 |
| Ernest Borgnine | Actor | 7 |
| Glenn Ford | DEAD-Actor | 7 |
| Harold Pinter | Playwright | 7 |
| Jesse Helms | Politiician | 7 |
| Phyllis A. Whitney | Author | 7 |
| Sid Caesar | Comedian | 7 |
| Wendy Wasserstein | DEAD-Playwright | 7 |
| Albert Hofmann | Discovered LSD | 6 |
| Dan Fogelberg | Singer and Song Writer | 6 |
| Dana Reeve | DEAD-Mrs. Superman | 6 |
| Ed McMahon | Johnny's Lap Dog | 6 |
| Ernest Gallo | Wine Maker | 6 |
| Frankie Laine | Lounge Lizard Singer | 6 |
| Gordon Hinckley | President of Mormon Church | 6 |
| Jane Wyatt | DEAD-Actress | 6 |
| Jane Wyman | Actress | 6 |
| John Kenneth Galbraith | DEAD-Economist/Author | 6 |
| Larry Hagman | JR Did Shots | 6 |
| Richard Widmark | Actor | 6 |
| Betty Ford | Gerald's Wife | 5 |
| Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | 5 |
| J.D. Salinger | A Catcher in the Rye | 5 |
| Les Paul | Guitar Guy | 5 |
| Louis Rukeyser | DEAD-Financial Commentator | 5 |
| Oriana Fallaci | DEAD-Italian Journalist | 5 |
| Phyllis Diller | Comedian | 5 |
| Queen Elizabeth II | Queen of England | 5 |
| Sam Dana | Oldest Living NFL Player | 5 |
| Ted Kennedy | Old Drunk from Unlucky Family | 5 |
| Andy Griffith | Matlock et al. | 4 |
| Bob Barker | Game Show Fur Activist | 4 |
| Boris Yeltsin | Russian Lush | 4 |
| Dick Cheney | Politician | 4 |
| Doris Day | Actress | 4 |
| Dorothy Constance Stratton | DEAD-WWII Naval Officer | 4 |
| Eleanor Mondale | Walter's Daughter | 4 |
| Eli Wallach | Actor | 4 |
| George Beverly Shea | Gospel Singer | 4 |
| George Bush Sr. | Ex-President-Read Blue Lips | 4 |
| Jack LaLanne | Physical Fitness Guru | 4 |
| Mary Travers | Some Hippie Chick | 4 |
| Michael DeBakey | Heart Surgeon | 4 |
| Norman Lloyd | Actor | 4 |
| Rose Marie | Actress/Comedian | 4 |
| Ruby Muhammad | Wife of Elijah Muhammad | 4 |
| Saddam Hussein | DEAD-Nasty Ass | 4 |
| Shelley Winters | DEAD-Actress | 4 |
| Stephen Hawking | Smart Guy | 4 |
| 50 Cent | We wouldn't give you a quarter | 3 |
| Abu Musab al-Zarqawi | DEAD-Terrorist | 3 |
| Al Molinaro | Character Actor | 3 |
| Alan Young | Actor, Voice Artist | 3 |
| Andy Rooney | Annoying 60 Minutes Guy | 3 |
| B. B. King | Musician | 3 |
| Bobby Doerr | Baseball Player (Red Sox) | 3 |
| Boris Yefimov | Soviet Cartoonist | 3 |
| Gary Glitter | Pedophile | 3 |
| George Steinbrenner | Yankee Dude | 3 |
| Helen Gurley-Brown | Wild Broad | 3 |
| Henri Cartan | Good at Math | 3 |
| Jimmy Carter | Ex President | 3 |
| John Forsythe | Actor | 3 |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Author | 3 |
| Lillian Asplund | DEAD-Titanic Survivor | 3 |
| Loretta Lynn | Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister | 3 |
| Lou Henson | Basketball Coach | 3 |
| Maurice Papon | French Nazi War Criminal | 3 |
| Meinhardt Raabe | Munchkin (not Dunkin') | 3 |
| Michael Jackson | Singer Who Loves Kids (alot) | 3 |
| Moses Hardy | DEAD-Old American Guy | 3 |
| Nelson Mandela | Fella in Dashiki | 3 |
| Paul Harvey | Radio Guy | 3 |
| Red Buttons | DEAD-Comedian | 3 |
| Robert Byrd | Former Klansman | 3 |
| Sammy Baugh | NFL Hall of Famer | 3 |
| Sargent Shriver | Married a Kennedy | 3 |
| Stan Musial | Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man | 3 |
| Studs Terkel | Chicago Columnist | 3 |
| Whitney Houston | Looney gal | 3 |
| Aaron Spelling | DEAD-Love Boat Creator | 2 |
| Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) | Dear Abby | 2 |
| Alex Higgins | Professional Snooker Palyer | 2 |
| Alfredo Di Stefano | Soccer Great | 2 |
| Arthur C. Clarke | Author | 2 |
| Ashley Simpson | Talentless Singer | 2 |
| Beverly Cleary | Children's Book Author | 2 |
| Bob Feller | Baseball Hall of Famer | 2 |
| Boy George | Exactly! | 2 |
| Bruce Bennett | Actor | 2 |
| Byron Nelson | DEAD-Golfer | 2 |
| Casey Coleman | DEAD-Cleveland Sports Announcer | 2 |
| Chuck Yeager | Pilot | 2 |
| Coretta Scott King | DEAD-Martin Luther's Gal | 2 |
| Courtney Love | Hole | 2 |
| David Crosby | Singer | 2 |
| David Rockefeller | Rich Guy's Brother | 2 |
| Dick Gregory | Activist/Speaker/Humorist | 2 |
| Dick Van Dyke | Actor/Comedian | 2 |
| Dick Wilson | Mr. Whipple | 2 |
| Don Rickles | Comedian | 2 |
| Earl Butz | Former US Secretary of Agriculture | 2 |
| Frank Cady | Actor | 2 |
| Gene Wilder | Willy Wonka | 2 |
| Henry Allingham | WW 1 Veteran | 2 |
| Howdy Groskloss | DEAD-Old Baseball Player | 2 |
| Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 2 |
| Ibrahim Rugova | DEAD-President of Kosovo | 2 |
| Jack Klugman | Actor Pull the Plug-man | 2 |
| Jack Palance | DEAD-Actor | 2 |
| Jack Snow | DEAD-Sports Broadcaster - Rams | 2 |
| Jacques Chirac | Something About Anti-Ameicanism | 2 |
| Jake LaMotta | Boxer | 2 |
| John "Earthquake" Tenta | DEAD-Wrestler | 2 |
| John Shalikashvili | Former Chair of Joint Cheifs of Staff | 2 |
| Johnny "Lam" Jones | Football Player | 2 |
| Jorg Immendorff | German Artist | 2 |
| June Callwood | Author | 2 |
| Keith Richards | Rock & Roll Pharmacist | 2 |
| Laraine Day | Actress | 2 |
| Larry Flynt | Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol | 2 |
| Leona Helmsley | Bitch | 2 |
| Lou Jacobi | Actor | 2 |
| Louise Rainer | Actress | 2 |
| Marty Allen | Comic | 2 |
| Mary Tyler Moore | Actress | 2 |
| Michael Brecker | Sax Player | 2 |
| Michael Moore | Did He Do "Super Size it?" | 2 |
| Michelangelo Antonioni | Movie Director | 2 |
| Mike Wallace | 60 Minutes dude | 2 |
| Milton Friedman | DEAD-Free to Choose Author, Economist | 2 |
| Mohammed Deif | Hamas Military Leader | 2 |
| Monte Irvin | Baseball Hall of Famer | 2 |
| Osama Bin Laden | Nasty ass | 2 |
| Patsy Ramsey | DEAD-Innocent? Right. | 2 |
| Ricardo Montalban | Actor | 2 |
| Ron Santo | Former Chicago Cub | 2 |
| Ronnie Hawkins | Rockabilly Musician | 2 |
| Roy Horn | Sigfried's Boy | 2 |
| Steven Cojocaru | TV Personality | 2 |
| Susan Butcher | DEAD-Won Iditarod | 2 |
| Wilford Brimley | Actor | 2 |
| William F. Buckley Jr. | Writer, Commentator | 2 |
| Yogi Berra | Boo Boo's Pal | 2 |
| "Crazy Ray" Jones | Dallas Cowboys "Mascot" | 1 |
| Al Davis | Football Coach | 1 |
| Al Jaffee | MAD Magazine Guy | 1 |
| Alberto Fujimori | Former President of Argentina | 1 |
| Alec Baldwin | Actor | 1 |
| Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Russian Writer | 1 |
| Alfredo Stroessner | DEAD-Former Dictator of Paraguay | 1 |
| Allan Arbus | Actor | 1 |
| Allan Melvin | Actor | 1 |
| Andrew Wyeth | Artist | 1 |
| Angela Lansbury | Murder We Wish | 1 |
| Anita Page | Actress | 1 |
| Ann Guilbert | Actress | 1 |
| Anna Nicole Smith | Large Breasted Gold Digger | 1 |
| Antonin Scalia | Court Dude | 1 |
| Ayman Nour | Egyptian Politico | 1 |
| Barbara Billingsley | Actress | 1 |
| Barbara J. West Dainton | Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Barbara Kent | Actress | 1 |
| Barbara Steisand | Very annoying lady | 1 |
| Bea Arthur | Actress - Maude | 1 |
| Ben Gazzara | Actor | 1 |
| Bernie Ebbers | Sell that Worldcom Kiddies | 1 |
| Betty White | Golden Gal | 1 |
| Bill O'Reilly | Blowhard | 1 |
| Bill Werber | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Bo Diddley | Musicain | 1 |
| Bob Dole | Politician | 1 |
| Bob Shepard | Yankees Announcer | 1 |
| Bowie Kuhn | Former Baseball Commissioner | 1 |
| Brian Mulroney | Canadian PM | 1 |
| Bud Schulberg | Screenwriter | 1 |
| C. Everett Koop | Former Surgeon General | 1 |
| Calvert DeForest | Larry Bud Melman | 1 |
| Carl Pohlad | Owns the Twins (Minnesota not Olsen) | 1 |
| Carlos Ramirez | Mayor of El Paso | 1 |
| Celeste Holm | Actress | 1 |
| Charles H. Townes | Won Nobel Prize, 1964 | 1 |
| Charles Nelson Reilly | Actor/Comedian | 1 |
| Charley Pride | Country Singer | 1 |
| Charlie Watts | Rolling Stone | 1 |
| Clarence "Ace" Parker | Fottball Player | 1 |
| Claudette Colvin | Civil Rights Activist | 1 |
| Clay Aiken | Man Americans Can Be Dumb | 1 |
| Colleen Howe | Gordie's Chick | 1 |
| Conrad Bain | Dif'rent Stroke ? | 1 |
| Curt Gowdy | DEAD-Broadcaster | 1 |
| Dakota Fanning | Kid Actress | 1 |
| Dan Curtis | DEAD-Producer | 1 |
| Dan Rather | News Guy | 1 |
| Danny Bonaduce | Radio Personality/Former Partridge | 1 |
| Danny Glover | Actor | 1 |
| David Chatters | Canadian Politico | 1 |
| David Newell | Mr. McFeely on Mr. Rogers | 1 |
| Debbie Mathers | Marshall's Mom | 1 |
| Dick Francis | Author | 1 |
| Dody Goodman | Actress | 1 |
| Don LaFontaine | Voice Over Guy | 1 |
| Don Larsen | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Don Pardo | TV Announcer | 1 |
| Don Vito | From "Viva La Bam" | 1 |
| Donald Rumsfeld | Something about Defense | 1 |
| Donald Sutherland | Actor | 1 |
| Doyle Brunson | Poker Player | 1 |
| Earl Hyman | Actor from Cosby Show | 1 |
| Earl Weaver | Former Baseball Manager | 1 |
| Eartha Kitt | Cat Woman | 1 |
| Ed Koch | Former NYC Mayor | 1 |
| Eddie Robinson | Football Coach - Grambling | 1 |
| Edward Upward | Writer | 1 |
| Edwin Morgan | Poet | 1 |
| Elton John | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | 1 |
| Eminem | White Rapper | 1 |
| Ernestine Gilbreth Corey | DEAD-Writer | 1 |
| Ethan Hawke | Actor | 1 |
| Eve Curie LaBouisse | Marie's Daughter | 1 |
| Evel Knievel | Daredevil | 1 |
| Former President Suharto | Political Leader | 1 |
| Frances Reid | Actress in Days of Our Lives | 1 |
| Frank Gifford | Cathy Lee's Bitch | 1 |
| Frederica Sagor Maas | Screenwriter | 1 |
| Garrett Morris | Comedian | 1 |
| George Carlin | 7 Dirty Words Guy | 1 |
| George Clooney | Actor | 1 |
| George Kell | Baseball Player | 1 |
| George Martin | Beatles Producer | 1 |
| George Soros | Rich Guy | 1 |
| George W. Bush | President of US | 1 |
| Ghazi Hammud al-Ubaydi | Baathist | 1 |
| Haleigh Poutre | A child for God's sake | 1 |
| Harry Reid | Senator from Nevada | 1 |
| Harvey Korman | Funny Fella | 1 |
| Helen Thomas | Journalist | 1 |
| Hugh Downs | Old News Guy | 1 |
| Ivan Mauger | Motorcycle Racer | 1 |
| Jack Carter | Comedian | 1 |
| Jacques Barzun | French Historian | 1 |
| Jake "The Snake" Roberts | Wrestler | 1 |
| James Brown | DEAD-Say Heh! Shamalama! Get on Up! | 1 |
| James Earl Jones | Voice | 1 |
| Jane Russell | Actress | 1 |
| Jean Belliveau | Hockey Player | 1 |
| Jeff Garlin | Actor | 1 |
| Jeff Gordon | NASCAR Pretty Boy | 1 |
| Jerry Falwell | Moral Majority Guy | 1 |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | Cradle Robber | 1 |
| Jerry Maren | Munchkin | 1 |
| Jerry Reed | Country Singer | 1 |
| Jerry Wexler | Record Producer | 1 |
| Joan Kennedy | Mrs. Drunkard | 1 |
| Joe Hirsch | Journalist on Horse Racing Guy | 1 |
| John Glenn | Astronaut | 1 |
| John Goodman | Fat Actor | 1 |
| John Madden | Turkey Eater | 1 |
| John Profumo | DEAD-UK Politician | 1 |
| John Silverstand | Horse Breeder | 1 |
| John Spencer | DEAD-Snooker Player | 1 |
| Johnny Sain | DEAD-Baseball Player | 1 |
| Johnny Vaught | DEAD-College Footbal Coach | 1 |
| Jonathan Winters | Very Funny Nut Job | 1 |
| Karen Duffy | Actress/Author | 1 |
| Karl Rove | Not the world's nicest guy | 1 |
| Kate Moss | Chickee Pooh | 1 |
| Ken Brewer | DEAD-Poet | 1 |
| Kevin Federline | Tapping Britney Spears | 1 |
| Khaled Mashaal | Believed to Head Hamas | 1 |
| King Norodom Sihanouk | Cambodian King | 1 |
| King Taufaahau Topou IV | DEAD-King of Tonga | 1 |
| Kylie Minogue | Pop Singer | 1 |
| Lansana Conte | President of Guinea | 1 |
| Larry King | Old Fart | 1 |
| Lee MacPhail | Baseball Executive | 1 |
| Leila Denmark | Doctor and Researcher | 1 |
| Lena Horne | Singer | 1 |
| Leonard Nimoy | Spock | 1 |
| Liza Minnelli | Friend of Sinatra | 1 |
| Louie Anderson | We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman | 1 |
| Lowry Mays | Clear Channel CEO | 1 |
| Lyn Nofziger | DEAD-Reagan Aide | 1 |
| Maharishi Mahesh Yogi | Funny Little Man | 1 |
| Mahmoud al-Zahar | Hamas Co-founder | 1 |
| Margot Kidder | Actress/Nut Job | 1 |
| Maria Friedman | Diva | 1 |
| Maria Olivia da Silva | Old Lady | 1 |
| Marion Higgins | DEAD-Old Gal in CA | 1 |
| Martin Landau | Guy from Space 1999 | 1 |
| Mary Kate Olsen | Half an Annoying Set | 1 |
| Maureen O'Hara | Actress | 1 |
| Maya Angelou | Poet, We Guess | 1 |
| Mel Stottlemyre | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Merle Haggard | Country Music Guy | 1 |
| Michael Foot | British Politician | 1 |
| Michael Gough | Actor | 1 |
| Miep Gies | Anne Frank's firend | 1 |
| Mike Tyson | Ear Eater | 1 |
| Milvina Dean | Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Mindy McCready | Crazy Country Singer | 1 |
| Mr. Blackwell | Fashion Critic | 1 |
| Naguib Mahfouz | DEAD-Egyptian Author and Nobel Laureate | 1 |
| Nanette Fabray | Actress | 1 |
| Natalie Maines | A Dixie Chick | 1 |
| Ned Jarrett | Nascar Analyst | 1 |
| Oleg Cassini | DEAD-Fashion Dude | 1 |
| Oliver White Hill | Civil Rights Activist | 1 |
| Ollie Johnston | Animator | 1 |
| Ollie Matson | Football Player | 1 |
| Oral Roberts | Preacher | 1 |
| Orlando Thomas | Footbal Player | 1 |
| Oscar Niemeyer | Architect | 1 |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Singer | 1 |
| Paris Hilton | Chick who's hard to see in that online video | 1 |
| Pat Kennedy Lawford | DEAD-A Hybrid | 1 |
| Pat Martino | Jazz Musician | 1 |
| Pat Robertson | Religious Dude | 1 |
| Pat Summerall | Football guy/TV Announcer | 1 |
| Patrick Macnee | Actor | 1 |
| Patty Berg | DEAD-Lady Golfer | 1 |
| Paul Byrd | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Paul McCartney | He was in some band | 1 |
| Pauly Shore | Dumbass | 1 |
| Pete Doherty | Rocker | 1 |
| Peter Boyle | DEAD-Actor | 1 |
| Peter O'Toole | Actor | 1 |
| Phil Brown | DEAD-Actor | 1 |
| Philip Rabinowitz | Oldest 100 Meter Runner | 1 |
| Pope Beneduct XVI | The Pope | 1 |
| Preacher Roe | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Prince Ernst August of Hanover | A Prince | 1 |
| Prince Philip | Prince | 1 |
| PW Botha | DEAD-Former South African PM | 1 |
| Ralph Kiner | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Ralph McQuarrie | Artist | 1 |
| Ralph Stanley | Bluegrass Musician | 1 |
| Ray Bradbury | Author | 1 |
| Ray Crist | Chemist | 1 |
| Ray Meyer | DEAD-Ex DePaul Coach | 1 |
| Red Schoendienst | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Regis Philbin | Host | 1 |
| Reverand Sun Myung Moon | Moonie Guy | 1 |
| Rhona Damant | DEAD-Author | 1 |
| Richard Dawson | Actor/Game Show Host | 1 |
| Richard Fleischer | DEAD-Movie Director | 1 |
| Robert Earl Jones | DEAD-James' Dad | 1 |
| Robin Roberts | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Roger Moore | Actor | 1 |
| Rollie Stiles | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Roy Disney | Walt's Nephew | 1 |
| Roy Scheider | Actor | 1 |
| Rudolph Arnheim | Author | 1 |
| Rupert Murdoch | Owns lots | 1 |
| Russell Johnson | The Professor | 1 |
| Ruth Westheimer | Sex Gal | 1 |
| Ryan O'Neal | Tatum's Dad | 1 |
| Sandra Day O'Connor | Justice | 1 |
| Sarah Brady | Gun Control Advocate | 1 |
| Scott Hamilton | Ice Skater | 1 |
| Scott Weiland | Stoned Temple Pilot | 1 |
| Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 1 |
| Shirley MacLaine | Loopy | 1 |
| Sidney Coleman | Harvard Professor | 1 |
| Sidney Sheldon | Author | 1 |
| Sir Arthur Marshall | Chariot of Fire Olympian | 1 |
| Sir Edmund Hillary | Mountain Climber | 1 |
| Slobodan Milosevic | DEAD-Yugosolian President | 1 |
| Snoop Doggy Dogg | Rapper | 1 |
| Soupy Sales | Bad Comedian | 1 |
| Steve Mizerak | DEAD-Pool Player | 1 |
| Steve Smith | Former LA Raider | 1 |
| Susan Sarandon | Actress | 1 |
| Susie Gibson | DEAD-Yet Another Old Person | 1 |
| Tara Reid | Actress | 1 |
| Ted Koppel | News Guy | 1 |
| Teresa Heinz Kerry | Looney Broad | 1 |
| Tim Robbins | Actor | 1 |
| Tom DeLay | Congressman | 1 |
| Tom Sizemore | Actor With Some Issues | 1 |
| Tommy Chong | Comedian | 1 |
| Tommy Henrich | Former NY Yankee | 1 |
| Tommy Lasorda | Hefty Baseball Coach | 1 |
| Van Johnson | Actor | 1 |
| Verne Troyer | Mini-Me | 1 |
| Vincent Sherman | DEAD-Director | 1 |
| Walter Mondale | Vice President | 1 |
| Wavy Gravy | Hippie | 1 |
| William Marriott Jr. | Hotel Dude without skank daughter| 1 | |
| William Shatner | Kirk| 1 | |
| Willie Mays | Say Hey | 1 |
| Wink Martindale | Game Show Host | 1 |
| Yanni | New Age Musician | 1 |
| Yasuhiro Nakasone | Japanese PM | 1 |