The Celebrity
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Why are they Celebrities?
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How Many Picked 'Em?
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| Fidel Castro | Made Convertable Bed? | 106 |
| Lady Bird Johnson | DEAD - Lydon's squeeze | 78 |
| Ariel Sharon | Israeli Tough Guy | 62 |
| Brooke Astor | DEAD - Philanthropist and Socialite | 57 |
| Kirk Douglas | Actor | 55 |
| Billy Graham | Evangelist | 54 |
| Tammy Faye Bakker | DEAD - Lots of make-up | 46 |
| Emiliano Mercado Del Toro | DEAD - Yet Another Old Dude | 36 |
| Charles Lane | DEAD - Actor | 33 |
| Jack Kevorkian | Dr. Dead | 31 |
| Farrah Fawcett | Actress. Well, Not Really | 30 |
| Betty Ford | Gerald's Wife | 29 |
| Muhammad Ali | Boxer | 26 |
| Art Linkletter | Comedian | 25 |
| Dick Clark | Very Old Teenager | 25 |
| Harry Morgan | Wife Beater | 24 |
| Charlton Heston | Gun Toting Actor | 22 |
| Estelle Getty | Actress Getty up and Go! | 22 |
| Elizabeth Taylor | Wacky Actress | 21 |
| Mickey Rooney | Short Actor | 20 |
| Dolores Hope | Bob's Gal | 19 |
| Karl Malden | Actor - Big Nose, Big Smell | 19 |
| John Wooden | Basketball Player | 18 |
| Mark Felt | Deep Throat (No, Not That One) | 18 |
| Jerry Lewis | Dean's Ex-Partner | 17 |
| Joey Bishop | DEAD - Last Rat Packer | 17 |
| Art Buchwald | DEAD - Writer | 16 |
| Walter Cronkite | News Guy | 16 |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor | Actress | 16 |
| John Forsythe | Actor | 15 |
| Margaret Thatcher | Former Prime Minister of Great Britain | 15 |
| Harold Pinter | Playwright | 14 |
| Julie Winnefred Bertrand | DEAD - World's Oldest Woman | 14 |
| Kitty Carlisle-Hart | DEAD - Game Show Chick | 14 |
| Abe Vigoda | Actor - Fish | 13 |
| Ernest Borgnine | Actor | 13 |
| Michael DeBakey | Heart Surgeon | 13 |
| Ruby Muhammad | Wife of Elijah Muhammad | 13 |
| Albert Hofmann | Discovered LSD | 12 |
| Bob Barker | Game Show Fur Activist | 12 |
| Jane Wyman | DEAD - Actress | 12 |
| Nicole Richie | Lionel's Daughter, Paris' Pal | 12 |
| Phyllis Diller | Comedian | 12 |
| Roger Ebert | Critic | 12 |
| Bill Walsh | DEAD - 49ers Coach | 11 |
| Claude Levi-Strauss | Anthropologist | 11 |
| Don Ho | DEAD - Hawaian Singer | 11 |
| Ernest Gallo | DEAD - Wine Maker | 11 |
| Phil Rizzuto | DEAD - Ball Player | 11 |
| Phyllis A. Whitney | Author | 11 |
| Suzanne Pleshette | Actress | 11 |
| Annette Funicello | Peanut Buttery Actress | 10 |
| Bobby Murcer | Baseball Player | 10 |
| Jesse Helms | Politiician | 10 |
| Luciano Pavarotti | DEAD - Tenor | 10 |
| Mitch Miller | Sing Along King | 10 |
| Olivia de Havilland | Actress | 10 |
| Ronnie Biggs | Great Train Robber | 10 |
| B. B. King | Musician | 9 |
| Eunice Kennedy-Shriver | Old Kennedy | 9 |
| Nancy Reagan | Ron's Wife | 9 |
| Richard Widmark | Actor | 9 |
| Sargent Shriver | Married a Kennedy | 9 |
| Sid Caesar | Comedian | 9 |
| Ed McMahon | Johnny's Lap Dog | 8 |
| Gloria Stuart | Actress | 8 |
| Robert Byrd | Former Klansman | 8 |
| Sam Dana | DEAD - Oldest Living NFL Player | 8 |
| Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman | Blind Terrorist (oops, we mean cleric) | 8 |
| Ted Kennedy | Old Drunk from Unlucky Family | 8 |
| Andy Rooney | Annoying 60 Minutes Guy | 7 |
| Dick Cheney | Politician | 7 |
| Frankie Laine | DEAD - Lounge Lizard Singer | 7 |
| George Beverly Shea | Gospel Singer | 7 |
| Les Paul | Guitar Guy | 7 |
| Andy Griffith | Matlock et al. | 6 |
| Bruce Bennett | DEAD - Actor | 6 |
| Courtney Love | Hole | 6 |
| Eli Wallach | Actor | 6 |
| Emma Tillman | DEAD - Oldest Living American | 6 |
| J.D. Salinger | A Catcher in the Rye | 6 |
| Jimmy Carter | Ex President | 6 |
| Johnny "Lam" Jones | Football Player | 6 |
| Louis Farrakahn | Racist | 6 |
| Rollie Stiles | DEAD - Baseball Player | 6 |
| Stephen Hawking | Smart Guy | 6 |
| Timothy Johnson | Senator From South Dakota | 6 |
| Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) | Dear Abby | 5 |
| Boris Yeltsin | DEAD - Russian Lush | 5 |
| Dan Fogelberg | DEAD - Singer and Song Writer | 5 |
| Gordon Hinckley | President of Mormon Church | 5 |
| Hugh Hefner | Matt's Idol | 5 |
| Jack LaLanne | Physical Fitness Guru | 5 |
| Larry Hagman | JR Did Shots | 5 |
| Miep Gies | Anne Frank's firend | 5 |
| Mike Wallace | 60 Minutes dude | 5 |
| Nelson Mandela | Fella in Dashiki | 5 |
| Ray Bradbury | Author | 5 |
| Ricardo Montalban | Actor | 5 |
| Sammy Baugh | NFL Hall of Famer | 5 |
| Van Johnson | Actor | 5 |
| Al Davis | Football Coach | 4 |
| Eddie Robinson | DEAD - Football Coach - Grambling | 4 |
| Evel Knievel | DEAD - Daredevil | 4 |
| Former President Suharto | Political Leader | 4 |
| George Bush Sr. | Ex-President-Read Blue Lips | 4 |
| George Jones | Musician | 4 |
| Henry Kissenger | Talks Funny | 4 |
| Ian Brady | Moors Murderer | 4 |
| Jack Klugman | Actor Pull the Plug-man | 4 |
| Jake LaMotta | Boxer | 4 |
| June Callwood | DEAD - Author | 4 |
| Lindsay Lohan | Skank | 4 |
| Meinhardt Raabe | Munchkin (not Dunkin') | 4 |
| Norman Lloyd | Actor | 4 |
| Osama Bin Laden | Nasty ass | 4 |
| Peter O'Toole | Actor | 4 |
| Robert MacNamara | Former US Defence Secretary | 4 |
| Sherwood Schwartz | Producer | 4 |
| Studs Terkel | Chicago Columnist | 4 |
| Whitney Houston | Looney gal | 4 |
| Wilford Brimley | Actor | 4 |
| Barbara Billingsley | Actress | 3 |
| Benny Parsons | DEAD - NASCAR Announcer | 3 |
| Danny Bonaduce | Radio Personality/Former Partridge | 3 |
| Earl Butz | Former US Secretary of Agriculture | 3 |
| Eddy Arnold | Country Singer | 3 |
| Esther Williams | Wet Actress | 3 |
| Frances Reid | Actress in Days of Our Lives | 3 |
| George Steinbrenner | Yankee Dude | 3 |
| Jean Stapleton | Actress | 3 |
| John Drury | DEAD - News Anchor | 3 |
| John Glenn | Astronaut | 3 |
| John Goodman | Fat Actor | 3 |
| Larry Stewart | DEAD - Secret Santa | 3 |
| Lena Horne | Singer | 3 |
| Marcheline Bertrand | DEAD - Actress - Angelina Jolie's Mom | 3 |
| Martin Landau | Guy from Space 1999 | 3 |
| Maureen O'Hara | Actress | 3 |
| Maurice Papon | DEAD - French Nazi War Criminal | 3 |
| Michael Brecker | DEAD - Sax Player | 3 |
| Michael J. Fox | Actor | 3 |
| Orlando Thomas | Footbal Player | 3 |
| Oscar Niemeyer | Architect | 3 |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Singer | 3 |
| Paul Harvey | Radio Guy | 3 |
| Queen Elizabeth II | Queen of England | 3 |
| Rose Marie | Actress/Comedian | 3 |
| Russell Johnson | The Professor | 3 |
| Ruth Graham | DEAD - Author-Billy's Chick | 3 |
| Stan Musial | Baseball Player, Stan-the-Man | 3 |
| Willie Mays | Say Hey | 3 |
| Yahweh ben Yahweh | DEAD - Nation of Yahweh Leader | 3 |
| Yone Minagawa | DEAD - Oldest Living Japanese Citizen | 3 |
| "Rowdy" Roddy Piper | Wrestler | 2 |
| 50 Cent | We wouldn't give you a quarter | 2 |
| Abdul Qadeer Khan | Some Nutty Pakistani | 2 |
| Adam West | Actor - Batman | 2 |
| Alan Young | Actor, Voice Artist | 2 |
| Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Russian Writer | 2 |
| Alex Higgins | Professional Snooker Palyer | 2 |
| Ali Khamenei | Some Ayatollah | 2 |
| Angela Lansbury | Murder We Wish | 2 |
| Ann B. Davis | Alice from the Brady Bunch | 2 |
| Anna Nicole Smith | DEAD - Large Breasted Gold Digger | 2 |
| Aretha Franklin | Singer | 2 |
| Arnold Palmer | Golfer | 2 |
| Arthur C. Clarke | Author | 2 |
| Beverly Cleary | Children's Book Author | 2 |
| Bill Cosby | Jello Pudding Guy | 2 |
| Bill O'Reilly | Blowhard | 2 |
| Blake Edwards | Writer, Director | 2 |
| Bob Dole | Politician | 2 |
| Bob Dylan | Singer | 2 |
| Boris Efimov | Soviet Cartoonist | 2 |
| Budd Schulberg | Screenwriter | 2 |
| C. Everett Koop | Former Surgeon General | 2 |
| Carlo Ponti | DEAD - Director | 2 |
| Carol Channing | Weird Looking Actress | 2 |
| Chuck Norris | Ass Kicker | 2 |
| Curtis Salgado | Blues and R&D Singer/Songwriter | 2 |
| Danny DeVito | Actor | 2 |
| Dick Gregory | Activist/Speaker/Humorist | 2 |
| Dom Deluise | Fat Comedian | 2 |
| Don Rickles | Comedian | 2 |
| Donald Rumsfeld | Something about Defense | 2 |
| Doris Day | Actress | 2 |
| Doyle Brunson | Poker Player | 2 |
| Fats Domino | Singer | 2 |
| Frank Cady | Actor | 2 |
| Guy Hunt | Former Govenor of Alabama | 2 |
| Henry Allingham | WW 1 Veteran | 2 |
| Huey Long | Inkspots Musician | 2 |
| Hugh Downs | Old News Guy | 2 |
| Jack Weil | Old CEO | 2 |
| Jane Russell | Actress | 2 |
| Jane Tomlinson | DEAD - Campaigner Against Cancer | 2 |
| Joan Fontaine | Actress | 2 |
| Joe Paterno | Penn State Football Coach | 2 |
| Jonathan Winters | Very Funny Nut Job | 2 |
| Joyce Randolph | Actress | 2 |
| June Havoc | Actress | 2 |
| Kurt Vonnegut | DEAD - Author | 2 |
| Larry Flynt | Okay, Maybe This is Matt's Idol | 2 |
| Larry King | Old Fart | 2 |
| Lauren Bacall | Actress - Bogie's Hoagie | 2 |
| Leona Helmsley | DEAD - Bitch | 2 |
| Loretta Lynn | Singer/Crystal Gayle's Sister | 2 |
| Luise Rainer | Actress | 2 |
| Maharishi Mahesh Yogi | Funny Little Man | 2 |
| Mary Travers | Some Hippie Chick | 2 |
| Mary Tyler Moore | Actress | 2 |
| Mel Brooks | Comedian/Actor | 2 |
| Michael Foot | British Politician | 2 |
| Michael Moore | Did He Do "Super Size it?" | 2 |
| Michelangelo Antonioni | DEAD - Movie Director | 2 |
| Mohammed Deif | Hamas Military Leader | 2 |
| Monty Hall | "Let's Make A Deal" Dude | 2 |
| Norman Wisdom | English Actor and Comedian | 2 |
| Patricia Dunn | Former HP Charman of the Board | 2 |
| Phil Carey | Actor | 2 |
| Porter Wagoner | DEAD - Country Singer | 2 |
| Regis Philbin | Host | 2 |
| Reverand Sun Myung Moon | Moonie Guy | 2 |
| Ronnie Hawkins | Rockabilly Musician | 2 |
| Rosie O'Donnell | Why Why Why | 2 |
| Roy Disney | Walt's Nephew | 2 |
| Sandra Day O'Connor | Justice | 2 |
| Snoop Doggy Dogg | Rapper | 2 |
| Soupy Sales | Bad Comedian | 2 |
| Stan Zemanek | DEAD - Aussie Radio Broadcaster | 2 |
| Tommy Lee | Musician | 2 |
| Tony Bennett | Singer | 2 |
| Tony Martin | Singer/Married to Cyd Charisse | 2 |
| William Shatner | Kirk | 2 |
| Yogi Berra | Boo Boo's Pal | 2 |
| "Crazy Ray" Jones | DEAD - Dallas Cowboys "Mascot" | 1 |
| "Smokin' Joe" Frazier | Former Boxer | 1 |
| Adam Rich | Former Child Star (Eight is Enough) | 1 |
| Al Jaffee | MAD Magazine Guy | 1 |
| Al Molinaro | Character Actor | 1 |
| Alan Greenspan | Money Man | 1 |
| Alan Melvin | Actor | 1 |
| Alec Baldwin | Actor | 1 |
| Alfredo Di Stefano | Soccer Great | 1 |
| Allan Arbus | Actor | 1 |
| Andy Williams | Singer | 1 |
| Anita Page | Actress | 1 |
| Ann-Margret | Actress | 1 |
| Antonin Scalia | Court Dude | 1 |
| Antonio Pierro | DEAD - WWI Veteran | 1 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | Actor | 1 |
| Ashley Olsen | Half an Annoying Set | 1 |
| Augie Nieto | Founder, Life Fitness | 1 |
| Ayman al-Zawahiri | Osama's Honey | 1 |
| Barbara Bush | Georges Old Lady | 1 |
| Barbara Eden | We STILL Dream of Jeannie | 1 |
| Barbara J. West Dainton | DEAD - Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Barbara Steisand | Very annoying lady | 1 |
| Ben Stein | Lawyer, economist, law professor, actor & comedian | 1 |
| Bess Myerson | Miss America 1945 | 1 |
| Betty White | Golden Gal | 1 |
| Bill France Jr. | DEAD - Ex-Nascar President | 1 |
| Bill Hargrove | Bowler | 1 |
| Bill Kreutzmann | Grateful Dead Drummer | 1 |
| Bill Lynch Jr. | Democratic Party Strategist | 1 |
| Bill Werber | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Bo Diddley | Musicain | 1 |
| Bob Feller | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
| Bob Kilby | 1970s Speedway Rider | 1 |
| Bob Shepard | Yankees Announcer | 1 |
| Bob Woodruff | News Anchor | 1 |
| Bobby "The Brain" Heenan | Wrestler | 1 |
| Brittney Spears | Teen Singer | 1 |
| Buddy Guy | Blues Guitarist | 1 |
| Burt Bacharach | Singer and Songwriter | 1 |
| Butch van Breda Kolff | DEAD - Basketball Coach | 1 |
| Calvert DeForest | DEAD - Larry Bud Melman | 1 |
| Cardinal Angelo Sodano | Dean of The College of Cardinals | 1 |
| Cardinal Francis George | Archbishop of Chicago | 1 |
| Carlos Ramirez | Mayor of El Paso | 1 |
| Celeste Holm | Actress | 1 |
| Chad Varah | DEAD - Founded Samaritans | 1 |
| Charles Nelson Reilly | DEAD - Actor/Comedian | 1 |
| Chevy Chase | Comedian | 1 |
| Chuck Berry | Rock - N - Roller | 1 |
| Chuck Strahl | Canadian Politico | 1 |
| Chuck Yeager | Pilot | 1 |
| Clay Felker | Founded New Yorker Magazine | 1 |
| Colleen Howe | Gordie's Chick | 1 |
| Condoleezza Rice | Secretary of State | 1 |
| Conrad Bain | Dif'rent Stroke ? | 1 |
| Craig Thomas | DEAD - Senator From Wyoming | 1 |
| Cyd Charisse | Actress | 1 |
| Dan Rather | News Guy | 1 |
| Danica Patrick | Racing Chick | 1 |
| Daniel Schorr | Commentator on NPR | 1 |
| Danny Glover | Actor | 1 |
| Dave Barry | Writer | 1 |
| Davey Johnson | Former Met's Manager | 1 |
| David Beckham | English Soccer Star | 1 |
| David Chatters | Canadian Politico | 1 |
| David Crosby | Singer | 1 |
| Deborah Kerr | DEAD - Actress | 1 |
| Della Reese | Touched By An Angel (perhaps soon) | 1 |
| Dennis Hastert | Former Speaker of the House | 1 |
| Desmond Tutu | South African Religous Leader | 1 |
| Dick Francis | Author | 1 |
| Dick Van Dyke | Actor/Comedian | 1 |
| Dina Lohan | Lindsay's Mom | 1 |
| Dody Goodman | Actress | 1 |
| Don Keefer | Actor | 1 |
| Don Pardo | TV Announcer | 1 |
| Donald Sutherland | Actor | 1 |
| Doug Fieger | Knack Singer | 1 |
| Dr. Ransom A. Myers | DEAD - Fisheries Biologist | 1 |
| Dwight Gooden | Baseball Player | 1 |
| E. Howard Hunt | DEAD - "Plumber" | 1 |
| Earle Hyman | Actor (Cosby Show) | 1 |
| Eartha Kitt | Cat Woman | 1 |
| Ed Asner | Shut up, would ya | 1 |
| Ed Koch | Former NYC Mayor | 1 |
| Eddie Newton | Motivational Speaker - Elephant Man | 1 |
| Edgar Sherman | Muskingum College Coach | 1 |
| Edgar Wayburn | Former Sierra Club President | 1 |
| Edie Adams | Ernie Kivac's Old Lady | 1 |
| Edna Parker | Old Gal | 1 |
| Edwin Morgan | Poet | 1 |
| Edwin Newman | Journalist | 1 |
| Efrem Zimbalist Jr. | What a Dumb Name | 1 |
| Elisabeth Claiborne Ortenberg | DEAD - Liz Claiborne | 1 |
| Elliott Carter | Composer (De?) | 1 |
| Emilio Navarro | Old Baseball Player | 1 |
| Emmanuel Lewis | Webster | 1 |
| Ernie Banks | Baseball Hall of Famer | 1 |
| Ethel Kennedy | Another Kennedy | 1 |
| Fess Parker | Actor | 1 |
| Florence Finch | DEAD - Old New Zealander | 1 |
| G.D. Spradlin | Actor | 1 |
| Gary Coleman | What You Talkin' 'Bout Willis? | 1 |
| Gene Wilder | Willy Wonka | 1 |
| George Carlin | 7 Dirty Words Guy | 1 |
| George Clinton | Funkmaster | 1 |
| George Clooney | Actor | 1 |
| George Kennedy Young | Former Deputy Director of MI6 | 1 |
| George Martin | Beatles Producer | 1 |
| George Soros | Rich Guy | 1 |
| George Wendt | Norm! | 1 |
| Geraldine Ferraro | Politician | 1 |
| Gina Lollobrigida | Actress | 1 |
| Gore Vidal | Author | 1 |
| Gough Whitlam | Former Australian PM | 1 |
| Grace Slick | Don't You Want Somebody To Die | 1 |
| Greg Page | Boxer | 1 |
| Hal David | Songwriter | 1 |
| Harry Dean Stanton | Actor | 1 |
| Helen Gurley-Brown | Wild Broad | 1 |
| Helen Thomas | Journalist | 1 |
| Henri Cartan | Good at Math | 1 |
| Henry Winkler | The Fonz | 1 |
| Horatio Sanz | Fat Comic | 1 |
| Idriss Deby | President of Chad | 1 |
| Ieoh Ming Pei | Architect | 1 |
| Ike Turner | DEAD - Not a real Nice Guy | 1 |
| Ingmar Bergman | DEAD - Filmmaker | 1 |
| Isaac Hayes | Chef | 1 |
| Ismail Haniyeh | Hamas Dude | 1 |
| Jack Germond | Journalist | 1 |
| Jack Narz | Game Show Host | 1 |
| Jacques Chirac | Something About Anti-Ameicanism | 1 |
| Jake "The Snake" Roberts | Wrestler | 1 |
| James Earl Jones | Voice | 1 |
| James Garner | Actor | 1 |
| James Hodgson | Former Secretary of Labor (US) | 1 |
| James Lipton | "Inside the Actor's Studio" Dude | 1 |
| James Whitmore | Actor | 1 |
| Jamie Oliver | The Naked Chef | 1 |
| Jane Goodall | Chimp Researcher | 1 |
| Jane Withers | Actress | 1 |
| Janice Dickinson | First American Supermodel | 1 |
| Jason Mewes | Silent Bob's Sidekick | 1 |
| Jayne Meadows | Actress | 1 |
| Jeff Garlin | Actor | 1 |
| Jerry Falwell | DEAD - Moral Majority Guy | 1 |
| Jerry Kill | South Illinois Football Coach | 1 |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | Cradle Robber | 1 |
| Jerry Maren | Munchkin | 1 |
| Jerry Reed | Country Singer | 1 |
| Jerry Wexler | Record Producer | 1 |
| Jim Davis | Garfield Cartoonist | 1 |
| Jim Nabors | Gomer Pyle | 1 |
| Joan Sutherland | Opera Singer | 1 |
| Joe Eszterhas | Writes Bad Movies | 1 |
| Joe Ferguson | Former NFL Quarterback | 1 |
| Joe Namath | Football Great | 1 |
| Joey Butafucco | Loser | 1 |
| John Baldwin | Last Member of Keller Golf Club | 1 |
| John Chaney | Basketball Coach | 1 |
| John Demjanjuk | Nazi | 1 |
| John Madden | Turkey Eater | 1 |
| John Mahoney | Played Fraiser's Dad | 1 |
| John Shalikashvili | Former Chair of Joint Cheifs of Staff | 1 |
| John Travolta | Actor | 1 |
| John W. Finn | oldest living Medal of Honor recipient | 1 |
| John Wallowitch | (De) Composer & Caberet Star | 1 |
| Jorg Immendorff | DEAD - German Artist | 1 |
| Jospeh Wapner | Judge Wapner | 1 |
| Jules Dassin | Film Director | 1 |
| Karl Rove | Not the world's nicest guy | 1 |
| Karla Homolka | Serial Killer | 1 |
| Keith Richards | Rock & Roll Pharmacist | 1 |
| Kelly Jo Dowd | DEAD - Golfers Mom | 1 |
| Kevin Federline | Tapping Britney Spears | 1 |
| Kevin McCarthy | Actor | 1 |
| King Norodom Sihanouk | Cambodian King | 1 |
| Kirk Rundstrom | DEAD - Split Lip Rayfield Guitarist | 1 |
| Kitty Wells | Country Singer | 1 |
| Knut Haugland | Explorer (Kon-Tiki) | 1 |
| Kurt Waldheim | DEAD - Former Austrian President and UN Secretary General | 1 |
| Larry Clark | Film Director | 1 |
| Lee Grant | Actress | 1 |
| Lee Hazelwood | DEAD - Country Singer | 1 |
| Leonard Nimoy | Spock | 1 |
| Leopold Engleitner | Holocaust Survivor | 1 |
| Licia Albanese | A Soprano (not the HBO kind) | 1 |
| Little Jimmy Dickens | Country Singer | 1 |
| Little Richard | Musician | 1 |
| Liza Minnelli | Friend of Sinatra | 1 |
| Lois Maxwell | DEAD - Miss Moneypenny | 1 |
| Lou Albano | Captain Lou | 1 |
| Lou Jacobi | Actor | 1 |
| Louie Anderson | We Think He Ate Andy Kaufman | 1 |
| Louis Jourdan | French Actor | 1 |
| Luis Echeverría Álvarez | Former President of Mexico | 1 |
| Macaulay Culkin | Kid Actor, Has Been | 1 |
| Magic Johnson | Well, at Very Least a Busy Johnson | 1 |
| Mal Moore | Alabama Athletic Director | 1 |
| Malcolm Glazer | Holds Stake In Tampa Bay Bucaneers | 1 |
| Maria Friedman | Diva | 1 |
| Marianne Faithful | Singer | 1 |
| Marilyn Horne | Opera Singer | 1 |
| Mario Biaggi | Former NY Congressman | 1 |
| Marion Barry | Crackhead/Politician | 1 |
| Martha Sharp Crawford von Bülow | Mrs. Claus von Bülow | 1 |
| Max Bygraves | Singer | 1 |
| Max Lanier | DEAD - Baseball Player | 1 |
| Meadowlark Lemon | Globetrotter (Not Jack's Brother) | 1 |
| Merle Haggard | Country Music Guy | 1 |
| Merv Griffin | DEAD - Game Show Maker | 1 |
| Michael Gough | Actor | 1 |
| Michael Jackson | Singer Who Loves Kids (alot) | 1 |
| Mick Jagger | The Stones | 1 |
| Mikhail Gorbachev | Former Ruskie Leader | 1 |
| Milvina Dean | Titanic Survivor | 1 |
| Mischa Barton | Actress | 1 |
| Mohammed Deif | Another Hamas Dude | 1 |
| Mr. Blackwell | Fashion Critic | 1 |
| Mr. T | Actor - I Pity the Pool | 1 |
| Nanette Fabray | Actress | 1 |
| Natalie Maines | A Dixie Chick | 1 |
| Norman Lear | TV Producer | 1 |
| Paris Hilton | Chick who's hard to see in that online video | 1 |
| Pat Robertson | Religious Dude | 1 |
| Pat Summerall | Football guy/TV Announcer | 1 |
| Patricia Neal | Actress | 1 |
| Patricia Owens Fordice | DEAD - First Lady of Mississippi | 1 |
| Patti Page | 50's Singer | 1 |
| Patty Andrews | An Andrews Sister | 1 |
| Paul Byrd | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Paul Prudhomme | Chef | 1 |
| Paul Shanley | Pervert | 1 |
| Penn Jillette | Teller's Pal | 1 |
| Pete Best | A Former Beatle (pre-Ringo) | 1 |
| Pete Doherty | Rocker | 1 |
| Pete Fountain | Clarinet Player (Jazz) | 1 |
| Pete Pihos | Football Player | 1 |
| Peter Falk | Actor | 1 |
| Peter Graves | Actor | 1 |
| Phil Cavaretta | Baseball MVP (1945) | 1 |
| Phil Lesh | Bassist | 1 |
| Philip Rabinowitz | Oldest 100 Meter Runner | 1 |
| Pope Benedict XVI | The Pope | 1 |
| Preacher Roe | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Prince Charles | Funny Looking Fella | 1 |
| Prince Philip | Prince | 1 |
| Rachel Noel | Civil Rights Activist | 1 |
| Ralph McQuarrie | Artist | 1 |
| Ralph Nader | Spoiler | 1 |
| Ralph Waite | Actor | 1 |
| Ralph Wilson | Founder, Owner, and President of the Buffalo Bills | 1 |
| Ray Harryhausen | Perhaps the Greatest Special FX Guy Ever | 1 |
| Richard Dawson | Actor/Game Show Host | 1 |
| Richard Olney | ALS neurologist with ALS | 1 |
| Ricky Sandoval | Security Director For Detroit Lions | 1 |
| Rise Stevens | Just Another Mezzo-soprano | 1 |
| Robbie Knievel | Evel's Boy | 1 |
| Rod Laver | Tennis Legend | 1 |
| Roger Moore | Actor | 1 |
| Ronald Coase | Economist | 1 |
| Ronald Isley | An Isley Brother | 1 |
| Rosalynn Carter | Jimmy's Squeeze | 1 |
| Rosemary West | Serial Killer | 1 |
| Roy Horn | Sigfried's Boy | 1 |
| Rudolph Arnheim | DEAD - Author | 1 |
| Run Run Shaw | Hong Kong Media Mogul | 1 |
| Rupert Murdoch | Owns lots | 1 |
| Ruth Westheimer | Sex Gal | 1 |
| Salman Rushdie | Author | 1 |
| Scott Hamilton | Ice Skater | 1 |
| Sean Connery | Actor | 1 |
| Shane Warne | Cricket Player | 1 |
| Shannon Doherty | Actress | 1 |
| Sharon Osbourne | Married Undead, Made TV Show | 1 |
| Shirley Jones | Mrs. Partridge | 1 |
| Sidney Coleman | DEAD - Harvard Professor | 1 |
| Sidney Wood | Tennis Player | 1 |
| Sir Arthur Marshall | DEAD - Chariot of Fire Olympian | 1 |
| Sir Bobby Robson | Footballer | 1 |
| Sir Edmund Hillary | Mountain Climber | 1 |
| Sparky Anderson | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Stephen Glover | Steve-o from "jackass" | 1 |
| Stephen King | Why Indeed | 1 |
| Steve Smith | Former LA Raider | 1 |
| Susan Sarandon | Actress | 1 |
| Tariq Aziz | Some Baathist | 1 |
| Tawny Kitaen | Some Strung Out Broad | 1 |
| Ted Koppel | News Guy | 1 |
| Terrell Owens | Guy With Some Issues | 1 |
| Terry Bradshaw | Football Guy | 1 |
| Terry Jones | Member of Monty Python | 1 |
| Thomas Nelson | DEAD - Old Guy | 1 |
| Tim Robbins | Actor | 1 |
| Tom DeLay | Congressman | 1 |
| Tom Hamilton | Bassist for Aerosmith | 1 |
| Tom Snyder | DEAD - Isn't He The Guy Who Makes Those Pretzels? | 1 |
| Tommy Henrich | Former NY Yankee | 1 |
| Tommy Lasorda | Hefty Baseball Coach | 1 |
| Tommy Makem | DEAD - Irish Musician | 1 |
| Toni Morrison | Author | 1 |
| Tony Cox | Actor, Bad Santa | 1 |
| Tony Curtis | Actor-Some Like It Cold, Very Cold | 1 |
| Tony Siragusa | Football Player | 1 |
| Tony Snow | Mouth Piece | 1 |
| Vasily Smyslov | Former Chess Champion | 1 |
| Verne Troyer | Mini-Me | 1 |
| Virginia Davis | Actress | 1 |
| Wavy Gravy | Hippie | 1 |
| Werner von Trapp | DEAD - Some singer kid | 1 |
| Whitey Ford | Baseball Player | 1 |
| Willard Scott | Goofball | 1 |
| William "Refrigerator" Perry | Big Dude | 1 |
| William Deedes | DEAD - British Journalist and Politician | 1 |
| William Saxbe | Nixon's Attorney General | 1 |
| William Schallert | Tall Actor | 1 |
| Willie Nelson | Singer | 1 |
| Yasuhiro Nakasone | Japanese Politician | 1 |
| Yitzhak Shamir | Former Prime Minister of Israel | 1 |