The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2009 O.B.E. ENTRIES
The Old Blue Eyes
Memorial Celebrity Death Watch
Proudly Presents
THE 2009 O.B.E.
ENTRIES
"MaryEllen - Satan's HR Person" J.D. Salinger Eli Wallach Barack Obama Phyllis Diller Robert McNamara Henry Kissenger Amy Winehouse Richard Dawson Nancy Reagan Artie Lange Aretha Franklin Dick Clark |
#1 Exoendo Zuzubar (EZ Money) Robert Novak Ted Kennedy Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller Susan Atkins Zsa Zsa Gabor Yitzhak Shamir Betty Ford Peter Falk |
6 Feet Under Kirk Douglas Hugh Downs Nick Nolte Patrick Swayze Steve Jobs Montel Williams Peter Falk Morgan Freeman Amy Winehouse ***Non-Celebrity*** |
A Musik Fan Slim Whitman Frankie Valli Chuck Berry Henry Kissenger John Paul Stevens Helmut Schmidt Betty Ford Rose Marie Art Linkletter Joseph Wapner Don Pardo |
AC@OU Abe Vigoda Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Bob Barker Mike Wallace Ravi Shankar Betty Ford Walter Cronkite Jack LaLanne Les Paul Hugh Downs Joseph Wapner |
Adios Amigos Patrick Swayze ***Non-Celebrity*** Robert Novak Seve Ballesteros Peter Falk ***Non-Celebrity*** Betty Ford Marilyn Horne Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro |
Agra's Kicker's Of The Bucket Ronnie Biggs Fidel Castro Dick Clark Walter Cronkite Richard Dawson Kirk Douglas Betty Ford Margot Kidder C. Everett Koop Sherwood Schwartz Gore Vidal Eli Wallach |
All English Wooden Overcoat Club Margaret Thatcher ***Non-Celebrity*** Michael Foot Norman Wisdom Elizabeth Taylor Stephen Hawking ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Dick Francis ***Non-Celebrity*** Vera Lynn |
All Star Dead Guys John Wooden Pat Summerall Art Modell George Steinbrenner Muhammad Ali Earl Weaver Vin Scully Patrick Swayze Carl Yastrzemski Margaret Thatcher Bob Feller Billy Graham |
Annie's Oakleys VII - VII Deadly Sins Elizabeth Taylor Jack Kevorkian James Garner Jack Klugman Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Patrick Swayze Miep Gies Barbara Bush Amy Winehouse Kirk Douglas Billy Graham |
Architectural Deathwish 2009 Billy Graham Phyllis Diller Betty Ford Dolores Hope Walter Cronkite Kirk Douglas Nancy Reagan Hugh Hefner Bob Barker Joaquin Phoenix Mickey Rooney John Travolta |
Artichoke Of Death Steve Jobs Phyllis Diller Fidel Castro Billy Graham Dick Clark J.D. Salinger Cloris Leachman Patrick Swayze Oscar Niemeyer Norman Wisdom Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Bakers Deadly Dozen Ted Kennedy Amy Winehouse Fidel Castro Betty Ford Ariel Sharon Sid Caesar Zsa Zsa Gabor Art Linkletter John Wooden Elizabeth Taylor |
beakymcgee Nelson Mandela Zsa Zsa Gabor Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Stephen Hawking Betty Ford Barbara Bush Dick Clark Andy Griffith Ted Kennedy |
Beat The Odds Frank Cady Dick Van Dyke Hal Holbrook Fidel Castro Billy Graham Jerry Lewis Jimmy Carter William Schallert Bob Barker Tom Bosley Charlotte Rae Jack LaLanne |
Blue Screen of Death Patrick Swayze Kirk Douglas Ted Kennedy Roger Ebert Robert Novak Margaret Thatcher Robert Byrd Amy Winehouse Tom Sizemore Barack Obama Jimmy Carter Peter Falk |
Bow Your Head Kirk Douglas Ted Kennedy Abe Vigoda Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Jeff Conaway Kim Jong Il Walter Cronkite Mark Felt (died 12/18/08) Stephen Hawking O. J. Simpson Danny Bonaduce |
Boyz From The Burbs Steve Jobs Billy Graham Dick Clark Nancy Reagan Kirk Douglas John Wooden Walter Cronkite Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Hugh Downs |
Bring Out Y'er Dead Ernest Borgnine ***Non-Celebrity*** Ian Brady Dick Van Dyke Olivia de Havilland Richard Attenborough Vera Lynn Patrick Swayze Jerry Lewis Frances Reid J.D. Salinger |
Bucket Kickers Betty Ford John Forsythe Harry Morgan Lady Bird Johnson (died 7/11/07) Kirk Douglas Walter Cronkite David McCallum James Garner Mickey Rooney Jerry Lewis Olivia de Havilland Barack Obama |
Bye George George Gaynes George Shultz George McGovern George Bush Sr. George Kennedy ***Non-Celebrity*** George Maharis George Steinbrenner George Soros George Jones George Segal George Chakiris |
Cape Cadaver Alan Young Eleanor Mondale John Wooden Sid Caesar Frank Cady Ronnie Biggs Olivia de Havilland Louis Farrakahn Jake LaMotta Ariel Sharon Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy |
Chefdevergue George Beverly Shea Oral Roberts Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Harry Morgan Art Linkletter Zsa Zsa Gabor Jerry Lewis Ted Kennedy Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Robert Novak Pat Summerall |
Chet & The Jets Ariel Sharon John Forsythe Ruby Muhammad Lou Jacobi Art Linkletter Kirk Douglas Patrick Swayze Roger Ebert Miep Gies Sargent Shriver ***Non-Celebrity*** Herbert Lom |
Craokers Paradise Barbara Billingsley Don Rickles Walter Cronkite Sean Connery John Goodman Ted Kennedy Elton John Boy George Ed Asner Mindy McCready Patrick Swayze |
Daisy Pusher-Uppers Dick Clark Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Ted Kennedy Ruby Muhammad Miep Gies Patrick Swayze Scott Weiland Amy Winehouse Artie Lange Billy Graham Don Pardo |
DD's Death List Carl Reiner Barbara Billingsley Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Kirk Douglas Carol Channing Merle Haggard Nancy Reagan Leslie Nielson Ernest Borgnine Harry Morgan Dick Van Dyke |
Dead as a Doornail Patrick Swayze Margaret Thatcher Jerry Lewis Peter Falk Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) John Wooden Harry Morgan Billy Graham Jack Klugman Walter Cronkite Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan |
Dead But Don't Know It! Mickey Rooney Patrick Swayze Don Rickles George Jones Lee Majors Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Harry Morgan Morley Safer Mike Wallace Walter Cronkite Mitch Miller |
Dead For No Reason Tony Martin Mitch Miller June Havoc Meinhardt Raabe Barbara Billingsley Art Linkletter Eli Wallach Harry Morgan Olivia de Havilland Joan Fontaine Marjorie Lord |
Death Becomes Her Betty Ford Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Pete Doherty Yitzhak Shamir Margaret Thatcher Seve Ballesteros Robert Byrd Eleanor Mondale Teri Garr Kim Jong Il Patrick Swayze |
Death Becomes Them.. Barbara Billingsley Ray Bradbury Jeff Conaway Olivia de Havilland Kirk Douglas Roger Ebert Nanette Fabray Ted Kennedy Robert Novak Sargent Shriver Amy Winehouse |
Death By Karaoke Zsa Zsa Gabor Fidel Castro Walter Cronkite Betty Ford Jack Kevorkian Bob Feller Ted Kennedy Art Linkletter John Wooden Mitch Miller Billy Graham |
Death Groupies Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Dick Clark Ray Bradbury Joe Paterno Steve Jobs Betty Ford Henry Kissenger Nancy Reagan |
Death Takes A "Personal Day" Mike Wallace Zsa Zsa Gabor Amy Winehouse Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Patrick Swayze Prince Philip Nelson Mandela Gloria Stuart Robert Byrd Jack Klugman |
Death To All Ted Kennedy Patrick Swayze Nelson Mandela Billy Graham Merle Haggard Seve Ballesteros Sargent Shriver John Wooden Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Death's Bakers Dozen Dick Clark Billy Graham Ernest Borgnine Nancy Reagan Robert Byrd Jack Nicholson Larry King James Garner Lady Bird Johnson (died 7/11/07) Yogi Berra Ted Kennedy Muhammad Ali |
Dee Dee Deadner Fidel Castro Betty Ford John Forsythe Billy Graham B. B. King Jack Klugman Art Linkletter Nancy Reagan J.D. Salinger Sherwood Schwartz Gloria Stuart |
Delta Death Sqaud James Garner Sargent Shriver William "Refrigerator" Perry Aretha Franklin Ted Kennedy Peter Falk Al Davis Roger Ebert John Wooden Betty Ford Walter Cronkite John Forsythe |
Dirtylou's List Mitch Miller Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor J.D. Salinger Al Davis Osama Bin Laden Betty Ford Fidel Castro Doris Day Phyllis Diller Jerry Lewis Queen Elizabeth II |
Don't Flee The Reaper Walter Cronkite Nancy Reagan John Forsythe Mickey Rooney Art Linkletter ***Non-Celebrity*** Pope Benedict XVI ***Non-Celebrity*** Gore Vidal Chuck Yeager Ray Bradbury |
Dr. Evil John Wooden Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Billy Graham Gloria Stuart Dolores Hope Jack Kevorkian Julie Newmar Patrick Swayze Seve Ballesteros Ted Kennedy |
Driggs Death Watchers Gloria Stuart Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Betty Ford Luise Rainer John Wooden Fidel Castro Daniel Schorr Helen Gurley-Brown Lena Horne |
Dust2Dust John Goodman Robert Novak Patrick Swayze Natalie Cole Seve Ballesteros Frances Reid Roger Ebert Eli Wallach Richard Bull Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Steve Jobs |
Endgame: Zero-nine Mitch Miller Mickey Rooney Fidel Castro Frank Cady Ernest Borgnine ***Non-Celebrity*** Walter Cronkite Margaret Thatcher Ann B. Davis Jimmy Carter Christopher Lee |
Et Tu Corpus Gloria Stuart Art Linkletter Steve Jobs Jack LaLanne Les Paul Charles Durning Walter Cronkite Bob Barker Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy Robert Novak |
Flat-Liners Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. Yogi Berra Fidel Castro Mickey Rooney Gordie Howe Robert Byrd ***Non-Celebrity*** Bob Barker Andy Rooney |
Free Spirits Ernest Borgnine Kirk Douglas Jack Klugman Patrick Swayze Walter Cronkite Phyllis Diller Zsa Zsa Gabor Ted Kennedy Betty Ford George Beverly Shea |
Geritol Gangstas Art Linkletter Billy Graham Claude Levi-Strauss Dolores Hope George Beverly Shea Harry Morgan Mitch Miller Patrick Swayze Robert Novak ***Non-Celebrity*** Ronnie Biggs |
Goin' To The Dirt Dance Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Amy Winehouse Ernest Borgnine Phyllis Diller Larry Hagman Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Fidel Castro Eli Wallach Walter Cronkite |
Going, Going, Gone Mike Wallace Sid Caesar Nanette Fabray Rose Marie Wilford Brimley Walter Cronkite Eli Wallach Barbara Billingsley Phyllis Diller Celeste Holm Pierre Cardin |
Going, Ready or Not! Walter Cronkite Tony Curtis Mickey Rooney Ravi Shankar Carol Channing Nelson Mandela Nancy Reagan Carl Reiner Christopher Lee Jack Klugman |
Grabberlime Michael Gough Eli Wallach Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Ariel Sharon Mitch Miller Sargent Shriver Yitzhak Shamir George Beverly Shea Tony Martin John Wooden Lou Jacobi |
Graveyard Smashers Merle Haggard Al Davis Kirk Douglas Ted Kennedy Barbara Bush Dick Cavett Sherwood Schwartz Sid Caesar Walter Cronkite Peter Falk Steve Jobs Fidel Castro |
Gray In Tacoma Fidel Castro Harry Morgan William Shatner Jack LaLanne Ringo Starr Ted Kennedy Betty White Yogi Berra Osama Bin Laden James Garner Walter Cronkite David Crosby |
Grim Believer Patrick Swayze Steve Jobs Seve Ballesteros Fidel Castro Roger Ebert ***Non-Celebrity*** Annette Funicello Elizabeth Taylor Ronnie Biggs Elizabeth Edwards |
Groovy Ghoulies Richard Kiel Gene Wilder Luise Rainer Harry Dean Stanton M. Emmet Walsh Abe Vigoda Ernest Borgnine Rip Taylor James Best Charlotte Rae Robert Novak Allan Arbus |
Gussethunters Lou Holtz Zsa Zsa Gabor Steve Jobs ***Non-Celebrity*** Hulk Hogan Clint Eastwood Mickey Rooney Dick Clark ***Non-Celebrity*** Jimmy Carter Pete Doherty |
Harrison W. Jeff Conaway Nelson Mandela Sargent Shriver Betty Ford ***Non-Celebrity*** Gloria Stuart ***Non-Celebrity*** Betty Garrett Henry Kissenger John Paul Stevens Art Linkletter Sherwood Schwartz |
Hide & Go Die Fats Domino Elizabeth Edwards Peter Falk Annette Funicello Billy Graham Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Ted Kennedy Stan Musial Robert Novak George Steinbrenner Patrick Swayze Margaret Thatcher |
Homeward Bound Hal David Toni Morrison Della Reese Desmond Tutu Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Olivia de Havilland Willie Mays Jennifer Jones Muhammad Ali Les Paul Kirk Douglas |
Hudson Valley Death Squad Amy Winehouse Nancy Reagan Barbara Bush Elizabeth Taylor Mary Tyler Moore Wilford Brimley ***Non-Celebrity*** O. J. Simpson William Shatner Barbara Walters Rod Blagojevich Queen Elizabeth II |
Hudsucker "Cap Pistol" Lee Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy Hugh Hefner Mickey Rooney Andy Rooney Billy Graham Fidel Castro Nancy Reagan Lindsay Lohan Cloris Leachman Amy Winehouse |
I See Dead People Phyllis Diller Olivia de Havilland Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Ted Kennedy Henry Kissenger Peter O'Toole Christopher Plummer Patrick Swayze Eli Wallach |
I Still Miss Dean Martin Patrick Swayze Margaret Thatcher Nelson Mandela Susan Atkins Sargent Shriver Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Meinhardt Raabe Mitch Miller James Garner |
It's Death For Ya Ray Davies Kirk Douglas Blake Edwards Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor Ben Gazzara Merle Haggard Steve Jobs Ted Kennedy Nancy Reagan Dick Van Dyke |
Jackalope Ghost Billy Graham Roger Ebert Jack LaLanne B. B. King Les Paul Zsa Zsa Gabor John Wooden Phyllis Diller James Garner Fidel Castro Patrick Swayze |
Karen's Cadavers Pete Doherty Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Sargent Shriver Harry Morgan Phyllis Diller Bob Dylan Frances Reid Mickey Rooney Amy Winehouse Courtney Love |
Kat's Korpses Queen Elizabeth II Ted Kennedy Neil Armstrong Pope Benedict XVI George Bush Sr. Jimmy Carter Mel Brooks Chuck Berry Walter Cronkite Abe Vigoda Art Linkletter Tony Curtis |
KILLJOY Patrick Swayze Bill O'Reilly Arnold Schwarzenegger Barack Obama Hugh Hefner Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Les Paul ***Non-Celebrity*** Tom Cruise Britney Spears O. J. Simpson |
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO Patti Page Celeste Holm Phyllis Diller Ernest Borgnine Mike Wallace Jennifer Jones Sargent Shriver Marjorie Lord Jayne Meadows Dolores Hope Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) |
Knocking On Heaven's Door Fidel Castro Billy Graham Gordon Lightfoot Larry Hagman Dolores Hope Yitzhak Shamir Kirk Douglas Sid Caesar Al Molinaro Nelson Mandela Richard Dawson |
Lifeless Joe Jackson Larry Storch Fidel Castro Sherwood Schwartz Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Olivia de Havilland Conrad Bain Sid Caesar John Wooden Art Linkletter Jack Kevorkian Kirk Douglas Peter Falk |
Long Overdue Nancy Reagan Fidel Castro Billy Graham Art Linkletter John Wooden Mitch Miller Ted Kennedy Patrick Swayze Dolores Hope Little Jimmy Dickens Lauren Bacall |
Lucky 13 Mickey Rooney Billy Graham Robert Byrd Olivia de Havilland George Steinbrenner Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Charles Durning Amy Winehouse Jerry Lewis Patrick Swayze Dolores Hope |
Martha Pearl Fidel Castro Ted Kennedy Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Patrick Swayze Claude Levi-Strauss Dolores Hope Ruby Muhammad Yitzhak Shamir ***Non-Celebrity*** Russell Watson |
Metsie 62 Tony Martin Bob Sheppard Jerry Lewis Ariel Sharon Ted Kennedy Roger Ebert John Forsythe David Rockefeller John Wooden Jack Klugman Lena Horne |
Mighty Morphin' Decomposers Tony Curtis Nancy Reagan Chuck Barris Ginger Baker Doris Day ***Non-Celebrity*** Chuck Berry Larry King B. B. King Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy Fidel Castro |
Mistress of Doom Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy Robert Novak Elizabeth Edwards Roger Ebert Steve Jobs Joaquin Phoenix Amy Winehouse Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Barbara Bush |
Morbid Mindy Robert Novak Patrick Swayze Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Ariel Sharon Patricia Dunn Annette Funicello Fidel Castro Sylvia Browne Rod Blagojevich |
Morbid Miniatures ***Non-Celebrity*** Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Ted Kennedy ***Non-Celebrity*** Dolores Hope Osama Bin Laden ***Non-Celebrity*** Meinhardt Raabe ***Non-Celebrity*** Miep Gies Dick Cheney |
Morgue O'Music Dion Jerry Lee Lewis Frankie Valli Merle Haggard Willie Nelson Sam Moore B. B. King Sly Stone ***Non-Celebrity*** Little Richard Smokey Robinson Etta James |
Morguenolia Blossom Lee Jane Russell Jack Kevorkian Margaret Thatcher Harry Morgan Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Andy Griffith Mike Wallace John Forsythe Dino De Laurentiis Ted Kennedy Barack Obama |
Morris The Cat's 9 (+4) Lives Seve Ballesteros Little Jimmy Dickens ***Non-Celebrity*** James Garner Ted Kennedy Robert Novak ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Patrick Swayze Helen Thomas |
Mourning Stiffies ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** John Paul Stevens ***Non-Celebrity*** Susan Atkins Elizabeth Taylor Nancy Reagan Little Richard Junior Johnson |
Mr. C Charles Durning Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy Steve Jobs Ronnie Biggs Mary Travers Geraldine Ferraro Marilyn Horne Muhammad Ali Elizabeth Taylor |
Norwegian Blue (Beautiful Plumage) Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Barack Obama Ariel Sharon Nelson Mandela Fidel Castro Larry Hagman ***Non-Celebrity*** Patty Andrews Boutros Boutros-Ghali Zsa Zsa Gabor Robert Mugabe |
Not So Fine in 2009 Arlen Specter Mitch Miller Corazon Aquino Kirk Douglas Meinhardt Raabe Tony Martin Ariel Sharon C. Everett Koop Blake Edwards Jerry Stiller Anne Meara |
No-Talent Ass-Clowns Patrick Swayze Gloria Stuart Jack Kevorkian Peter Falk Fidel Castro Billy Graham Kim Jong Il Betty Ford ***Non-Celebrity*** Amy Winehouse Claude Levi-Strauss Ted Kennedy |
One Foot In The Grave George Beverly Shea Ruby Muhammad Oscar Niemeyer Claude Levi-Strauss Miep Gies Luise Rainer Marilyn Horne Olivia de Havilland Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** |
Ottobanged Dolores Hope Kirk Douglas Elizabeth Taylor John Forsythe Barbara Billingsley Harry Morgan John Wooden Robert McNamara George Steinbrenner Yitzhak Shamir Robert Byrd Oral Roberts |
Pacific Northwest Valkyries John Forsythe John Wooden Mickey Rooney Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Patrick Swayze Harry Morgan Jack LaLanne Lena Horne |
Peacefully In Her Sleep Ernest Borgnine Jack Klugman Mickey Rooney Kirk Douglas Stan Lee Nancy Reagan Ted Kennedy Olivia de Havilland O. J. Simpson Andy Williams Peter Falk |
Perfect Heins Sight Eli Wallach Les Paul Harry Morgan Kirk Douglas Walter Cronkite Robert Byrd Phyllis Diller Zsa Zsa Gabor Joan Fontaine Nelson Mandela Betty Ford |
Pirates of Putrification Betty Ford Patrick Swayze Andy Rooney Dick Van Dyke Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Olivia de Havilland Gloria Stuart Mickey Rooney Ted Kennedy Jerry Lewis Plaxico Burress |
Plot, Plot, Fizz, Fizz Patrick Swayze John Forsythe Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro Margaret Thatcher Jack Kevorkian Stephen Hawking Peter Falk Kenny Baker Kirk Douglas Billy Graham |
Poppyseed Love II Barbara Bush Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Louis Farrakahn Walter Cronkite Peter Falk Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Patrick Swayze Steve Jobs Dorothy Mengering |
Pretty Mean Sisters (PMS) Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Annette Funicello Patrick Swayze Jack Kevorkian Betty Ford Zsa Zsa Gabor James Garner Barbara Bush Fidel Castro Billy Graham |
Putnam's Tomahawk Chop Robert Novak Ted Kennedy Carol Channing Seve Ballesteros Bob Sheppard ***Non-Celebrity*** Buck Henry Patrick Swayze Corazon Aquino Merle Haggard John Wooden Ronnie Biggs |
Ranchers Ted Kennedy Rose Marie Larry Hagman Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Dick Clark Walter Cronkite John Forsythe Mary Tyler Moore Fidel Castro Cher |
Real Axis Of Evil Pat Robertson Dick Cheney Bill O'Reilly George Bush Sr. Sean Hannity Henry Paulson Bernie Madoff Rupert Murdoch Antonin Scalia Ann Coulter Barbara Bush Rudy Guliani |
RHINO Funeral Business Henry Kissenger Fidel Castro Mark Felt (died 12/18/08) Betty Ford Ted Kennedy Bob Barker Patrick Swayze Walter Cronkite Wilford Brimley Whitney Houston Muhammad Ali Kirk Douglas |
Rudyard Cryptling Les Paul Steve Jobs Roger Ebert Peter Falk Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Larry Hagman Fats Domino Jack Kevorkian Terry Jones ***Non-Celebrity*** Stan Musial |
Sales Of A Deathman Luise Rainer Mitch Miller Beverly Cleary Zsa Zsa Gabor Vera Lynn Oral Roberts J.D. Salinger Reverand Sun Myung Moon Dick Clark Robert Novak Ted Kennedy Mary Travers |
Sharon McDeath Peter Falk Roger Ebert Louis Farrakahn Billy Graham Kirk Douglas Fidel Castro J.D. Salinger Amy Winehouse Art Linkletter Mitch Miller |
Shrivelry Is Dead Ernest Borgnine Ted Kennedy June Lockhart Doris Day Fidel Castro Kirk Douglas Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Bob Feller Pat Summerall Adam West Bob Barker Rip Taylor |
SickPuppy_NOLA Zsa Zsa Gabor Ted Kennedy Andy Griffith Barbara Billingsley Betty Ford Oral Roberts Annette Funicello Kirk Douglas Walter Cronkite Jack Klugman Ernest Borgnine Dick Clark |
Sitcom Stars Say So Long Jim Nabors Ann B. Davis Harry Morgan Russell Johnson Andy Griffith Barbara Billingsley Rose Marie George Lindsey William Schallert Dwayne Hickman Jean Stapleton Betty Garrett |
Sleeping With The Fishes Meinhardt Raabe Ted Kennedy Billy Graham Patrick Swayze Luise Rainer Gloria Stuart Little Jimmy Dickens Tony Martin Harry Morgan ***Non-Celebrity*** Kirk Douglas |
Soon 2B Soilent Green Harry Morgan Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Peter Falk Margaret Thatcher John Wooden Rose Marie Charles Durning Patrick Swayze Robert Byrd Ted Kennedy Carol Channing |
Sorry I Can't Make It, But Man, I'm Just DEAD Bobby Doerr James Garner Celeste Holm Stan Musial Phyllis Diller Carl Reiner Helen Thomas Lena Horne Barbara Billingsley Soupy Sales ------------------ |
Soulfulstrut Fidel Castro Lil Wayne Don Cornelius Oscar de la Hoya Roger Ebert Mickey Rooney Robin Williams Julius Irving John Travolta Prince Harry Clint Eastwood Owen Wilson |
Stiff Competition Dick Clark Beverly Cleary Wavy Gravy Dennis Hastert Art Linkletter John Madden Johnny Mathis Nancy Reagan William Schallert Andy Williams Alan Young |
Stone Cold Peter Falk James Arness Mitch Miller Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy Goldie Hawn Gene Wilder Robert Novak Efrem Zimbalist Jr. Bob Barker Betty White Betty Ford |
Styx and Headstones Ariel Sharon Ted Kennedy Frank Cady George Beverly Shea John Wooden Patrick Swayze Peter Falk Susan Atkins Whitney Houston Yitzhak Shamir Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Styx Crossing Mike Wallace ***Non-Celebrity*** Dolores Hope Betty Ford Al Davis Fidel Castro Joe Paterno Elizabeth Taylor Kirk Douglas Ted Kennedy Amy Winehouse Anthony Keidis |
Taxes: The Preferred Certainty Kim Jong Il Betty Ford Ted Kennedy Margaret Thatcher Patrick Swayze Zsa Zsa Gabor Sid Caesar Dick Clark George Steinbrenner John Wooden Steve Jobs Stephen Hawking |
Team AshCream Susan Atkins Bob Barker Betty Ford Annette Funicello Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Jerry Lewis Nancy Reagan Elizabeth Taylor Phyllis Diller Kirk Douglas Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Team Dirt Jack Kevorkian Fidel Castro Muhammad Ali Billy Graham Little Richard Merle Haggard Elizabeth Taylor Corazon Aquino Zsa Zsa Gabor Harry Morgan Annette Funicello Ted Kennedy |
That's Turrible Fidel Castro John Wooden George Steinbrenner Pat Summerall Ariel Sharon Margaret Thatcher Larry Hagman Bob Feller Elizabeth Taylor Ann B. Davis Jimmy Carter George Bush Sr. |
The "Ex" File Walter Cronkite Alvaro Uribe Patrick Swayze Kirk Douglas Sherwood Schwartz John Wooden Gloria Stuart Herman Wouk Jack Klugman Fidel Castro Jimmy Carter |
The Angels Are Waiting For You Stan Musial Seve Ballesteros Art Linkletter John Wooden Robert Byrd Mickey Rooney Ted Kennedy Dino De Laurentiis Jack LaLanne Sid Caesar Jayne Meadows |
The Baby Crushers Patrick Swayze Ruby Muhammad Dolores Hope Harry Morgan Mitch Miller Peter Falk Walter Cronkite Frank Cady Art Linkletter Eli Wallach Carl Reiner |
The Brew Crew Ernest Borgnine Amy Winehouse Andy Griffith John Wooden Bob Newhart Larry Hagman George Bush Sr. Muhammad Ali Sam Elliot Bob Barker Chyna Fats Domino |
The Crypt Kicker 3 Sidney Poitier Jackie Cooper Anita Bryant Elizabeth Taylor John Forsythe Patrick Swayze Don Rickles Betty White Robert Byrd Margaret Thatcher Prince Philip Dick Clark |
The Dapper Flapper Susan Atkins ***Non-Celebrity*** Zsa Zsa Gabor Kirk Douglas Ted Kennedy Phyllis Diller Patrick Swayze Little Richard Ariel Sharon Billy Graham Sherwood Schwartz Sparky Anderson |
The Dead Contenders ***Non-Celebrity*** Ronnie Biggs ***Non-Celebrity*** Fidel Castro Kim Jong Il Ted Kennedy ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** ***Non-Celebrity*** Seve Ballesteros Michael Foot Betty Ford |
The Dead Zone Walter Cronkite Kirk Douglas John Forsythe Ben Gazzara Billy Graham Art Linkletter Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Mickey Rooney Patrick Swayze Margaret Thatcher |
The Fifth Season ***Non-Celebrity*** Bob Barker John Wooden Sherwood Schwartz Ariel Sharon Kirk Douglas Walter Cronkite Ernest Borgnine C. Everett Koop Oral Roberts Allan Arbus |
The Grim Reaper Says Art Linkletter Lou Jacobi Mike Wallace Betty Ford John Wooden Peter Falk Robert Novak Corazon Aquino Ted Kennedy Al Davis Mitch Miller |
The Iceman Cometh Ariel Sharon Hosni Mubarak John Wooden Robert Byrd Jean Stapleton ***Non-Celebrity*** Mitch Miller Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) J.D. Salinger Susan Atkins |
The Other Kabul Death Squad Patrick Swayze Steve Jobs Robert Novak Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** Kim Jong Il Ariel Sharon Art Linkletter Claude Levi-Strauss Betty Ford Ronnie Biggs |
The Pack of 101 Renegade Peek-a-poos Patrick Swayze Larry Flynt John Wooden Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Scott Weiland Ted Kennedy Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Kelsey Grammer Van Morrison Keith Richards Pat Buchanan Betty Ford |
The Permanent Siesta Patrick Swayze Christian Slater Nancy Reagan Dick Cheney Monty Hall Jerry Lewis Muhammad Ali Bob Barker Tara Reid John Paul Stevens Robert Byrd Ted Kennedy |
The Salmon Mousse Patrick Swayze Ted Kennedy John Wooden Kirk Douglas Osama Bin Laden Art Linkletter Seve Ballesteros Elizabeth Taylor Fidel Castro Jack Klugman |
The Shish-Ka-Robs Olivia de Havilland Barbara Billingsley Frances Reid Stan Musial Al Molinaro Esther Williams Bob Sheppard Frank Robinson Norman Lear Carol Channing ***Non-Celebrity*** |
The Worms Play Pinocle On Your Snout Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Kim Jong Il Amy Winehouse Louis Farrakahn George Steinbrenner Nelson Mandela Gore Vidal Patrick Swayze John Wooden |
They're Gonna Flatline in 09 Ted Kennedy Patrick Swayze Walter Cronkite Mickey Rooney John Wooden Al Davis ***Non-Celebrity*** Harry Morgan Fidel Castro Jerry Lewis Ariel Sharon Nancy Reagan |
Time's Up Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Art Linkletter Kitty Wells Sherwood Schwartz Andy Griffith Ann B. Davis Dick Clark Billy Graham Barbara Billingsley Kirk Douglas Lena Horne |
Toe Tag You're It John Wooden Ted Kennedy Olivia de Havilland Barbara Billingsley Kirk Douglas Robert Byrd Rose Marie Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Carl Reiner Maureen O'Hara |
Tombstone Shoppers Kirk Douglas Robert Novak John Wooden Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor Abigail Van Buren (Pauline) Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Mitch Miller Sherwood Schwartz Annette Funicello Olivia de Havilland Ted Kennedy |
Top Of The Reap Nelson Mandela Soupy Sales Fidel Castro Esther Williams Eunice Kennedy-Shriver Kirk Douglas Mitch Miller Dolores Hope Susan Atkins Patrick Swayze |
Twilight Zone NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! NO ONE! |
Uncle Floyd's Dirty List Sid Caesar Billy Graham Mickey Rooney Stephen Hawking Lou Albano Noam Chomsky Olivia de Havilland Abe Vigoda John Forsythe Harry Morgan J.D. Salinger |
Voluptuous Vultures Kirk Douglas Liza Minnelli Patrick Swayze Amy Winehouse Yitzhak Shamir Dick Cheney Harry Morgan Dick Clark ***Non-Celebrity*** Billy Graham Muhammad Ali Keith Richards |
Waiting to Push Daisies John Wooden Art Linkletter Les Paul George Beverly Shea Billy Graham Kitty Wells Barbara Billingsley Frank Cady Tony Martin Mickey Rooney Russell Johnson Tony Curtis |
Wanted Dead or .. Dead Betty Ford Nancy Reagan Zsa Zsa Gabor ***Non-Celebrity*** Roger Ebert Billy Graham ***Non-Celebrity*** Nelson Mandela Sandra Day O'Connor Robert McNamara Patrick Swayze Gloria Stuart |
Wanted Ded or Alive Adam West Rod Stewart Rob Sneider Amy Winehouse Patrick Stewart Keith Richards Michael J. Fox Paul Hogan Fatboy Slim Woody Allen John Carpenter Michael Moore |
Wanted: Dead Or Alive Gary Coleman Hal Holbrook Richard Petty Don Rickles Barbara Bush Nancy Reagan Patrick Swayze Norman Lear Mike Lookinland Sherwood Schwartz Barack Obama John McCain |
We Can Seat You Now Gloria Stuart Mitch Miller Art Linkletter Fidel Castro Norman Lloyd Jennifer Jones Deanna Durbin Ernest Borgnine Betty Garrett Mickey Rooney Carol Channing |
We Hope That These People Die Jack Kevorkian Robert Byrd Fidel Castro ***Non-Celebrity*** Roger Ebert George Steinbrenner Louis Farrakahn Charles Manson Larry Hagman David Prowse Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman Ted Kennedy |
Why So Seriously Dead? Fidel Castro Nanette Fabray Peter Falk Billy Graham Art Linkletter Harry Morgan Eva Marie Saint Neil Simon Larry Storch Margaret Thatcher Rip Torn Eli Wallach |
Wishful Thinking Ted Kennedy Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Bill O'Reilly Rush Limbaugh Rachel Ray Dr. Phil McGraw Sharon Osbourne Tyra Banks Steve Wilkos |
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Year Of The Living Dead Sargent Shriver Eli Wallach Les Paul Art Linkletter Jack LaLanne Mitch Miller Harry Morgan Billy Graham Walter Cronkite Olivia de Havilland ------------------ |
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