The F-16 jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!" He then went into a barrel

roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished off with a sonic boom as he

flew past mach one. "What did you think of that?" he asked the C-130 pilot.

The pilot of the Hercules responded, "That was impressive, but watch this."

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, then the pilot came back on

the air and said, "What did you think of that?"

The F-16 pilot asked, "What did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the

back, took a leak, got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll, then returned

to the cockpit."