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ANGLICAN GAY DEBATE
WARD CHURCHILL DEBATE
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CHRISTMAS COFFEE 2004
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MOORE'S FAHRENHEIT 9/11
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MEL GIBSON'S "PASSION" 2
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PORT ISABEL HISTORY & LINKS
GROWING UP ALONG THE RIO GRANDE

A. Cerro del Chapulín

 

1. Un Rico Sin Suerte

 

Un hombre estaba acostado bajo un árbol en el parque de Chapultepec. Sus zapatos Gucci apuntaban hacia el cielo.

La primera persona que lo vio fue un jovencito de trece años que caminaba esa mañana de domingo con sus padres y su hermanita. -Mira, Mita -gritó a su hermana-. Un borracho rico.

-¡Carlos!-le dijo su madre, mientras el joven caminaba hacia adelante-. No lo despiertes.

- ¡Calos! -le dijo Mita, mientras corría tras su hermano-. ¿Qué es esa cosa roja que lleva alrededor de la cintura?

- Lo llaman faja de frac - les dijo su padre-. Ahora, volved los dos.

- No, no, no -dijo Carlos de repente, caminando hacia atrás y extendiendo los brazos para detener a su hermana.

- ¡Moscas! -chilló Mita, mirando como si estuviese hipnotizada-. ¡La faja de frac es sangre!

 

A. Grasshopper Hill

 

1. A Luckless Rich Man

 

The man lay on his back under a tree in Chapultapec Park. The toes of his patent leather shoes pointed toward the sky.

 

The first person to see him was a boy of thirteen years, walking that Sunday morning with his parents and little sister. "Look, Mita!" he cried over his shoulder to his sister. "A rich drunk."

 

"Carlos!" said his mother. Then, as the boy strode forward, "Don't wake him."

 

"Calo," said Mita, running after her brother. "What is that red thing around his waist?"

 

"It's called a cummerbund," said the children's father. "Now, get back here, both of you!"

 

"No no no," said Carlos, suddenly walking backwards and extending his arms to stop his sister.

 

"Flies!" squealed Mita, staring as if hypnotized.  "And the cummerbund is blood!"

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Tom McClellan

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