hehehe!!
from 15 November to 13 December 2003
 ~~Happy Birthday to Gemma and loserbait~~ 

Editor's note:  Throughout these quotes you'll see several references to a certain football final.  I'm sure there is no need to ask "who won", but please don't ask us who lost.  "We" have gone on to win the Davis Cup and other things, we don't need that pissy little cup.  However, if THEY give us OUR ashes, we'll give them THE ball they're wanting!
<TCbot> Q: Who said 'The cruelest lies are often told in silence.'?
<ello_ello> my ex

<ugg> there are two people on a train, /hop and /quit, if /hop got off the train, who is left?

<Aragorn> man, thats just low... i got spam from Santa Claus

before "the" final:
<Chay> oh well.....at least if it rains the poms won't stink as much in the scrums <--------------------- look on the bright side

* galipoli loves a cockatoo..

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> Mississippi?
<Quackers^^> ippississim
<WeevilTin> looks like a pessimistic river

<TCbot> Q: KM (.km) is the internet country code for what country?
<Jealousy> kumquat

<TCbot> Bubbia answered den haag in 33.4 secs using 6 hints
<FeloniousPunk> I had a den hag when I was in the Boy Scouts

<TCbot> Q: Every photograph of an American atomic bomb detonation was taken by whom?
<TCbot> Hint 1: H
<yvonne> hitler

<drawbacks> <sneaky_mode> ty Q </sneaky_mode>

<TCbot> golfy answered impetus in 32 secs using 6 hints
<Lisa-> isnt impetance when you cant get your doodle up

<TCbot> Q: What is the Olympic motto?
<golfy> more moolah
<andy^p> rings rings rings rings rings

<TCbot> pippy answered leonardo da vinci in 10.8 secs using 1 hint
<Lisa-> hahah im an idiot!
<Lisa-> i screamed that out then
<Lisa-> instead of typing it

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] If it ain't broke, ____ ____ ____ ?
<Scorepeon> don't broke it

<TCbot> Q: Who is the Egyptian goddess of fertility?
<zatara> Quackers^^

<TCbot> Q: Cicadas hear through their?
<TCbot> Hint 1: S
<pippy> sexual organs

<TCbot> Q: Who did George Bush accuse of being "a card carrying member" of the American Civil Liberties Union, in 1988?
<JaneyBurger> michael jackson

<bobby22> don't you find guessing on these to be demeaning ?
<NiTeKrUzr> naw, i was married too long to be demeaned by trivia

<drawbacks> something bad happened around the time they stopped wearing periwigs
<Lorre> their brains fell out

<TCbot> Q: The lightning that we see actually goes from the ground to the sky in what is known as the _____ _______?
<HesterMofet> stroke me
<Kyu> return stroke
<TCbot> Kyu answered return stroke in 22.2 secs using 4 hints
* Kyu strokes possm
<Kyu> and says good doggie!
<HesterMofet> a lil higher

* Chay already in training for the footy...........been to the pub :)

<Quackers^^> I'm glad we're playing the Pommies tonight
<Chay> yeah......though I would have liked to have beaten the french in the final
<Chay> yeah....but it wouldn't hurt as much if the French beat us.............the wife already made plans to stay at her sister's tonight if the poms look like beating us
<Chay <------------not a good loser....................still pissed off about Vietnam haHAHA

<TCbot> Q: In what sport is there an event known as Canadian pairs?
<Lateralus> canadian football
<pippy> pairs in football???
<Lateralus> i'm not much of a sportsman

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you ______ _______?
<ello_ello> get bags under the eyes

* Abeyance had an assignment to do on attila i typed in huns all i got was porn

<TCbot> Q: Yul Brynner was half swiss and half ____?
<Pants> drunk

<Quackers^^> watch poss prick up
* Aragorn is now known as Up

* HesterMofet is now known as AragornofGondor
* AragornofGondor is now known as HesterMofet
<Aragorn> you can be me.. you can be rejected by women too!
<HesterMofet> pfft...i don't need YOUR help for that
<HesterMofet> waitamint...dat didn't come out right

<TCbot> Q: [AC/DC] I was born with a stiff, _____ _____ ___?
<altariel> upper lip
<HesterMofet> big email

<TCbot> Q: Who directed 'Traffic'?
<galahadriel> a cop
<galahadriel> with nice white gloves on

* Radley Quit (Exit: He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.)

* Chay Quit (Exit: Jesus paid for our sins...........now lets get our money's worth !!)

<Jealousy> i really should go clean up, i'm such a lazy ass
* Jealousy does the lazy ass dance

<TCbot> Q: Who invented the Lava Lamp?
<TCbot> Hint 3: Cra
<Jealousy> crazy person
<Jealousy> crazy person on crack
<Zorbie> he said if you had a lava lamp, you wouldn't need to do drugs!
<Bubbia> he lied!
<Zorbie> very much so

<TCbot> Q: What is a government controlled by old men?
<krisso> house of lords

<Quackers^^> onya comeback
<ComeBackFifi> just don't type comeback onya

<drawbacks> hi vege
<Vegetta> hiya draWeLCoMe BaCkacks

<TCbot> Q: A government where one person has supreme power?
<WelComeBackFifi> microsoft

<TCbot> Q: Who pulled the pussy out of the well?
<Jealousy> oh my
<Abeyance> splutter
<fifi> little tommy
<Scorepeon> Loserbait
<Jealousy> little boy blue

<Loserbait> nice quotes :)
<Abeyance> did you see me 58 times lb?
<Loserbait> Yeah you're on there a bit Abeyance... Seems like you can't shut your mouth... Wanna date?

<Jealousy> i'm lost, find me someone
<fifi> here you are
<drawbacks> ---------> you are here
<fifi> and there's the idiot locator

<Quackers^^> gee i miss itchy! 
<Jealousy> you do?
<Quackers^^> nope
* fifi 's sarcasmometer goes off

*** DuBaK has quit IRC (Exit: 12. Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.)

<Quackers^^> DuBaK are you a k1w1?
<DuBaK> nope...... i'm a pom :)
<fifi> if he is, i'm peeling him and having him on my cornflakes
* DuBaK becomes a kiwi!!!

<drawbacks> schtupper, stupor, stupa..... it's all the same to me
<drawbacks> ok, i shtupped my way into a stupor and ultimately a stupa, but i didn't mind as i had attained nirvana

**** possm is now known as CountPossula 
**** Geminator is now known as MinaHarker 
<CountPossula> Nice jugulars!

<twosheds> i'm a taurus
<Quackers^^> I'm a ram
<twosheds> which is why i'm so good looking i think
<Maniz> im a virgin

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] Better an open enemy _ _ _ _?
<madrapper> than a poke in the eye with a dressed javelin

<Quackers^^> whats a bubpie?
<arkady> dunno...doesn't sound very appetizing

<TCbot> Q: A Jerusalem artichoke is not an artichoke, it is a?
<TCbot> Hint 2: Su
<lilmiss_bossy> sudam choke

<TCbot> Q: What type of sucker-fish is tied to a cord to help Indians catch turtles?
<arkady> that must be pretty strong sucking

<TCbot> Q: Vera Wang is most noted for designing what?
<arkady> wedding dresses
<arkady> i hope to wear a vera wang one day

<TCbot> Q: [Phobias] The fear of sex is called?
<galahadriel> ooh i dont wanna know :)
<arkady> galahadrieliphobia

<TCbot> Q: 27% of Americans think ____ are beautiful?
<galahadriel> sheep

<Biis> hmmm IQ test or Q test, decisions decisions

* Abeyance is gonna beat the bot this week even if i have to take a day off work for it!

*** bobby22 has joined #TriviaChat
<NiTeKrUzr> wb, in vegas yet?
<bobby22> not yet !
<bobby22> 5 hours till takeoff
<TCbot> Lorre answered lucky trip in 33.4 secs using 6 hints
<bobby22> WOAH
<bobby22> HOLY BOT PREMONITION

*** DuBaK has quit IRC (Exit: warning on a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.")

* Allan^ puts on his 'Innocent' face
* Abeyance peaks under allan's innocent face - ah the devil
<Allan^> shh don't tell anyone :)

* Allan^ wonders how on earth anyone could ever score 909 while not being a bot
<Abeyance> i cybered bot for every last point allan

<Lorre> put pressure on the skin between your thumb and index finger
<Abeyance> on my hand chode alx?
<Lorre> chode ?
<golfy> dont ask al!!!!!!!
<Abeyance> haha haven't you seen that q
* Lorre is illiterate
<Abeyance> the skin between allan's genitals and his butt
<Lorre> i dont wanna know
<Abeyance> you just found out

* Quackers^^ wants her quacker back
<Abeyance> quacker?
<Abeyance> what's that
* Quackers^^ hopes to get it back before the weekend
<Allan^> Polly wants a quacker

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<Quackers^^> how mean are some ppl
<SublimeBastard> I'm pretty average

<Abeyance> i wanna see your wombat prok!

*** VicReeves has quit IRC (Exit: Good luck with the foot. Let me know what the doctor says. I'd say 'keep me posted' but I don't want to give any hostages to fortune. P.S. thank you for ruining this)

<Irony> hi loser lol
<Loserbait> hi Irony
<Loserbait> I'm guessing boardumb?
<Irony> ?
*** boardumb has joined #triviachat
<Loserbait> How ironic...

<TCbot> Lorre answered noncooperation movement in 45.4 secs using 8 hints
<Lorre> sounds like a man
<NiTeKrUzr> whats the big deal, all kids have that

<TCbot> Q: Federal law forbids recycling used _______ in the United States?
<NunYaBusiness> condoms

* Chay Quit (Exit: All those that believe in psychokinesis raise my hand !!)
* NiTeKrUzr raises Chay's hand

<NunYaBusiness> ashkhabad
<defifinately> ashkabad questions, gettabhad answer

<TCbot> defifinately answered hermann goering in 22.1 secs using 4 hints
<drawbacks> hermann saturday
<drawbacks> the sequel to his girl friday

* Lorre Quit (Exit: follow the white rabbit, who has both red and blue pills and doesnt want you unplugged)

<TCbot> fifi answered no answer is still an answer in 34 secs using 6 hints
<drawbacks> remember the old german saying: no funny quit message is also a funny quit message

<geminem> im gonna wear my green and gold ben sherman top
<Aragorn> is it low cut?
<retribution> i'm going to go without pants

<TCbot> Q: In 1976 a South American guppy became the first?
<Chay> fish in space
<Chay> shame it's memory span woun't let it remember it

<TCbot> Q: What capital overlooks the Tagus River?
<Chay> rome
<TCbot> Loserbait answered lisbon in 17 secs using 3 hints
<Chay> must have moved it

<TCbot> Q: The mathematical study of properties of lines, angles, etc., is ________?
<Loserbait> I wouldn't mind studying Gem's angles :)

<TCbot> Q: In which year did Queen Victoria die?
<Chay> how could they tell ?

<|nnacup> can i join a team
<^Kyu> its not a team competition....just type the answers
<arkady> depends on what team you play for
<^Kyu> rads plays for the other team

<TCbot> Q: [Phobias] Amnesia?
<drawbacks> damn, i forget the answer. i hate when this happens!

<TCbot> krisso answered czechoslovakia in 17.7 secs using 3 hints
<Loserbait> I hate spelling that out...
<krisso> thats why they broke it up into two parts

<TCbot> Q: [Phobias] Fainting?
<TCbot> Hint 2: As
<Radley> assovertitophobia

<TCbot> Q: Common Abbreviations: GP?
<Gunshotglitter> general practicioner
<Gunshotglitter> <-insert spellcheck

<TCbot> Q: For whom did Paul McCartney write the song "Martha My Dear"?
<Lorre> his sister
<Lorre> his mother
<Quackers^^> his mother
<Quackers^^> his aunt
<TCbot> Quackers^^ answered his dog in 15.2 secs using 2 hints
<Lorre> his mother in law
<Lorre> i was close ?

<FeloniousPunk> I could do with a partner in crime
* Lorre borrows fp's mastercharge card

<TCbot> Q: A can of ____ is opened every 4 seconds?
<TCbot> MrsRecal^^ answered spam in 9.8 secs
<PrinceToma> ... dear god why?
<Quackers^^> not in my house
<Quackers^^> to feed the kitties?
<MrsRecal^^> i dont even like it
<Sassij> not here
<Sassij> as bad as vegimite
<PrinceToma> I woudln't even curse a cat with spam

* Quackers^^ was quackerless all week, but getting it back now
<FeloniousPunk> she'll be making up for lost utterances
<wickedwestwitch> if she was a cow she'd make up for lost udderances

<Quackers^^> but, guess what!!! /me has her quacker back
<Sassij> me does? that's great!!!
* Quackers^^ does :)
<drawbacks> go Quackers^^. next step: echoes

<Chay> these days hippies don't have any haair
<Chay> they have to staple the flowers to there scalp

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] One good turn ____ ______?
<Jealousy> and i'm screwed

<TCbot> Q: What is the currency of Afghanistan?
<Quackers^^> oil
<Chay> camel
<TCbot> Quackers^^ answered the afghani in 37 secs using 6 hints
<Chay> I'll see your afghani....and I'll raise ya a corgi

<Jezebel> 11 knot
<TCbot> Prismaura answered 22 knots in 8.9 secs using 1 hint
<Jezebel> i was half right

<drawbacks> lagistics is the science of plausible excuses for not getting the answer

<krisso> would have been interesting to meet this dr. seuss
<krisso> he was totally mad

<Loserbait> oops I'm gay

<Radley> we really are a dirty bunch 
<tiaratrio> is DC bi? 
<galvanised> lol yes

botty appears to be confused:
<TCbot> Q: When was the first episode of 'The New Addams Family' air on US TV? 
<TCbot> Valid answers are October, 1998 and 1988

<TCbot> Q: Smiths Songs - First Lines: 'From the ice-age to the dole-age - There is but one concern - I have just discovered'? 
<Loserbait> some girls like Loserbaits 
<Quackers^^> some girls don't

<TCbot> Q: More men get _______ than women?
<TCbot> Chay answered homesick in 21.5 secs using 4 hints
<Chay> that's cause the ex gets to keep it

* drawbacks <----- a modest little man, with much to be modest about

<TCbot> Q: Proverbs and sayings: Life isn't all ___ ___ _____?
<drawbacks> it's Quacked^^ up to be

<TCbot> Q: The Eurythmics wrote and performed the soundtrack to what movie starring John Hurt and Richard Burton?
<Chay> must be the only co-star burton didn't marry
<Chay> much to John Hurt's relief :)

* Bubbia thinks it's a shame Jealousy is married - her and krisso woulda made a lovely couple
<Jealousy> shut up bub
<krisso> shut up bub
<Jealousy> lol
<Bubbia> LOL!

<TCbot> Q: What was the surname of the brothers who invented the ballpoint pen in 1938?
<^Kyu> lazlo
<^Kyu> why did i say lazlo?
<drawbacks> you have a thing for hungarian men?
<FeloniousPunk> she prefers well-hungarian men

<TCbot> Q: What scent is the white crayon in Crayola's box of "Magic Scents" crayons?
<TCbot> Hint 1: B
<MrSquiddy> brown
<TCbot> Hint 4: Baby
<MrSquiddy> brown is a smell!
* ^Kyu thinks brown isnt a nice smell

<TCbot> Q: What is the name of the inter-racial conflict between Zulus and Indians in Durban, South Africa in Jan 1949?
<drawbacks> durban turban urban disturbance

<TCbot> Q: Which American contemporary dancer developed free forms of dance (1878-1927)?
* Sassij wonders .... 1878 is contemporary ???

<drawbacks> i'd never even heard of that word until i typed it just there

<drawbacks> 25% of american tourists come to scotland for haggis hunting
<^Kyu> they think the haggis is a creature
* ^Kyu goes into the business of selling haggis hunting gear
<Chay> 25%......does that mean the other 75% don't know where Scotland is ?

<Zanny> LILMISS WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Zanny cries over the loss of lilmiss

<TCbot> Q: What appears to continue to grow after a person is dead?
<Abeyance> the smell
<Zorbie> funeral expenses

<TCbot> Q: When the Titanic sunk there was 7,500 lbs. of ___ on it?
<Sassij> ham
<Jealousy> the pig sunk it
<andy^p> all that bad acting huh?

<FeloniousPunk> back in a lit beetle
<fifi> does he mean a well-read car?

*** Chay has quit IRC (Exit: I know karate..........and several other japanese words !!)

<stiletto> genoa
<fifi> yes, biblically

<Bubbia> <-sick
<golfy> i know! but y aren't you at work???

<TCbot> Raymot has 209 pts. this week and needs 5 more to replace Quackers^^ at 19th place
<ugg> replace crackers!
<ugg> i mean quackers haha

<Bubbia> some guy and his missus were having an arguement, he got her to hop in the car with him, drove her to near where i work, told her to get out of the car, and then ran her over continuously
<Chay> hope he didn't damage the suspension.......

<TCbot> Jealousy answered chirrup in 3.4 secs using NO hints!
<Jealousy> wtf is a chirrup?
<NiTeKrUzr> put your feet in the chirrups and we can proceed with the examination

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<Chay> not sure that Cas-An-Ova bragging about being the fastest.....is good pr

* Chay Quit (Exit: The trouble with children is that they are not returnable !!)

* NiTeKrUzr falsely announces he is pregnant

<TCbot> Q: [Phobias] Jealousy?
<Loserbait> Jez-ophobia

* galbladder Quit (Exit: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my OWN pants.)

<TCbot> Q: What is a French policeman called?
<Chay> le pig
<Chay> police............the other white meat

<TCbot> Q: A low wet area generally with a depth of organic matter is called?
<TCbot> Hint 2: Mu
<Chay> muddy

* Chay Quit (Exit: Finish your beer.............there are sober kids in India !!)

* WeevilTin turns flapcats over in the pan to brown the other side
* flapcats has left #triviachat
* WeevilTin flashes her thorax at Shunned

<TCbot> Q: A reminder of the past; a keepsake?
<Shunned> a shrunken head
* WeevilTin makes mental note never to go to one of Shunned's "barbecues"

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] Better a good cow than a ___ ___ ___ ___ _____?
<Raymot> a load of bull

<TCbot> Q: What nick name did the media give Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce because of the tribes brilliant evasion tactics?
<TCbot> Hint 6: Red Nap
<Stereotypicaloz> red nappyboy

<TCbot> Q: In females, labour pains are caused by the contraction of which internal organ?
<TCbot> Sassij answered uterus in 6.8 secs using 1 hint
* Lorre didnt want to remember lol

<lara> you've seen that question before :P
<Stereotypicaloz> no i'm just really intelligent

* ^Kyu has bad lag between her brain and her fingers

<^Kyu> ante Quackerian <------ before the duck gets it

<TCbot> Q: Many _____ blink one eye at a time?
<TCbot> ^Kyu answered hamsters in 4.7 secs using NO hints!
* ^Kyu loves hamsters!
<^Kyu> but i couldnt eat a whole one

<TCbot> Q: [Acronyms] ADSL stands for _____ _____ _____ _____?
<georgedubya> alcaholiks drunks sober leege
<drawbacks> what would georgedubya know about alcohol, or drink driving, or substance abuse?

* Sassij thinks someone should hide fifi's new keyboard ...... it answers much too quickly

* pippy still cant sleep following the details of the cannibal
<Quackers^^> did you read the part where he said that he speaks better english now?
<drawbacks> so, if i ate garry kasparov would i suddenly be good at speaking russian and playing chess?

<TCbot> Q: In kendo what is the bamboo sword called?
<TCbot> Hint 4: Shin
<SimMeanie`> shin banger

<TCbot> Q: Replace the vowels in this Word ----> bld?
<Quackers^^> build
<Quackers^^> bold
<Quackers^^> bald
<fifi> bleed
<sooty1> blood
<Quackers^^> someone had to say it
<drawbacks> certainly isn't going to be me
<drawbacks> 'thinning' is what i'm liable to say

<TCbot> Q: How are the toes of mummies wrapped?
<NiTeKrUzr> tootsie by tootsie

<TCbot> Q: Who ran after the farmer's wife?
<SaucePot> bill
<fifi> three blind mice
<WeevilTin> three visually impaired rodents
<SaucePot> one was named bill

<funkydonkey> and happy meals are 3.95
<funkydonkey> its mccrap
<^Kyu> actually they are making portions bigger and bigger
<FeloniousPunk> I don't know about you, but I buy the happy meals for the prizes

<TCbot> Q: What do you call a Baby Rabbit?
<MajorBuzz> tasty

<drawbacks> someone calling himself wogboy has emailed The Sun: "We'll return the ball when you give back the elgin marbles to greece"
not wishing to be repetitive, but "Ashes to us, balls to you" :P

<TCbot> Q: Proverbs and sayings: There is always room ___ __ ____?
<buzzard> at the inn
<galstones> to gather plenty of moss
<galstones> when in doubt with those proverbs throw some moss in.

<yvonne> do u all normally stay at q's house ?
<Bubbia> nah we usually stay in a motel or with friends irl or family or something - but meet up for dinner or something
<yvonne> ohh i c
<yvonne> is it just for the one night or do u all stay the whole weekend?
<Bubbia> q only takes the cute young guys back to her place

<fifi> welcome to #trivia chat
* Quackers^^ sets mode: +b fifi 
* fifi was kicked by Quackers^^ (so that's where all the assholes hang out?)
<Quackers^^> comeback foo
<yvonne> and u called me an asshole!
* fifi has joined #triviachat
* drawbacks is now known as dontcomebackfoo
<dontcomebackfoo> oopsie
<yvonne> hahaha
<Quackers^^> welcome back foo
<fifi> i saw that
* dontcomebackfoo is now known as welcomebackfoo
<Quackers^^> that asshole line is so "me"

[08:21] <drawbacks> why is Q still home? is it dingo fence day again?

<fifi> have you seen the new UK stamps yet Q?
<fifi> there are 4, and you can only buy them for 68p .. the postage rate to australia
<fifi> they're all featuring the world cup rugby score, and england with trophy
<fifi> in various poses

<TCbot> Q: Where's the famed Arch of Hadrian?
<TCbot> chris0 answered athens in 8.3 secs using 1 hint
<^Kyu> scotland
<^Kyu> damn! they moved it again!

<^Kyu> how come you arnt using your nick krisso?
<chris1> i got tired of people calling me kissy and krissy

<Loserbait> Did you see the topic? Didja didja?
<Aussiegal41> Happy Birthday Loserbait for tomorrow :) 

<FeloniousPunk> look at the topic again, gal :)
<Aussiegal41> oops sorry .. Happy birthday Felonious Punk for the 25th :)

<retribution> i consider myself to be a bit of a heartthrob
<FeloniousPunk> a heartthrob whose heart doesn't beat during sex, interesting

* Loserbait looks at galstones's (*)(*)
<galstones> you looking at my poppy eyes lb? :)

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> gossip?
<TCbot> cj answered pissog in 5.5 secs using NO hints!
<FeloniousPunk> I would prefer not to
<cj> they should be more careful with those reverse ones

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] It is best to be ___ ____ ____ _____?
<TCbot> Hint 3: on t
<pinkfluff> on top than on the bottom

<FeloniousPunk> damn, I missed the Putin question - been waiting to do my "Putin on the Ritz" dance

<TCbot> Q: The ancient Egyptians commonly buried their dead in what foodstuff?
<TCbot> Quackers^^ answered honey in 3.9 secs using NO hints!
<Budge> so - is that why they say - he came to a sticky end??
<drawbacks> yeah, shows you howard's wise to turn back those arab immigrants
<drawbacks> they'll be burying people in honey first chance they get

<TCbot> SimMeanie` answered beautiful stranger in 10.6 secs using 1 hint
* SimMeanie` does rad proud
<SimMeanie`> hrmm...upon further reflection, that came out wrong

* FeloniousPunk Quit (Exit: I'm proud to be an American, Mr. President, but I believe you really ought to know: I loathe you, I honestly loathe you. - Olivia Newton-John in 2004!)

<TCbot> Q: What do you call an insulting message posted on a newsgroup?
<golfy> anything from alxh

<TCbot> Q: The state of California raises the most ____ out of all of the states?
<golfy> taxes
<NiTeKrUzr> marijuana
<NiTeKrUzr> tulips
<golfy> terminators
<TCbot> Hint 3: tur
<georgedubya> tuition
<TCbot> NiTeKrUzr answered turkeys in 18.7 secs
<georgedubya> turnips
<NiTeKrUzr> we elect them

<drawbacks> her keyboard got ruined with coffee last week
<Zorbie> doh!
<Zorbie> it was bound to happen sometime
<Zorbie> spluttered once too many

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> misery?
<golfy> jezabel

<pippy> i never saw the exorcist
* pippy is afraid of horror

<^Kyu> i like aussie accents
* SimMeanie` likes gem's accent
<FeloniousPunk> I find the lovelier the lady, the prettier the accent
<^Kyu> actually i like all accents except german
<SimMeanie`> and i'm not talking about how she sounds
<FeloniousPunk> every man with a foreign accent hurts my ears
* FeloniousPunk thinks Kyu has lucky charms to soothe a savage breast
* Quackers^^ thinks punk has more lines than a fisherman
<FeloniousPunk> come with me, my love...
<Budge> not now - i'm lictening to a record
<^Kyu> dont you mean......lie down.....I think I love you?
<FeloniousPunk> hey, that's a great pickup line
<Quackers^^> let's go back to the accents discussion
<FeloniousPunk> I have a Southern accent, I sound like an idiot, but I'm really not, y'know

<^Kyu> dont you have crunchie bars?
<^Kyu> they ar the most delicious chocolate bars EVER
<Bubbia> in aus we do but i don't eat em
* Chay <----------not like chocolate
<^Kyu> wash yer mouth out boy!
* Bubbia licks Chay - he's right - he tastes nothing like chocolate ;P
<^Kyu> chocolate is a GOD
* ^Kyu sacrifices chay to the chocolate god
* ^Kyu capitulates to the chocolate god
* Bubbia is now known as ChocolateGod
<drawbacks> bow done before my curlywurly, kyu
<Bubbia> lol put it away prok!
<drawbacks> kyuuuuuuuuu
<^Kyu> oh!!!!!! curly wurlys!!!!!!!!
* ^Kyu LOVES them
* ^Kyu ranks chocolate in order of deliciousness
<^Kyu> #1 chocolate truffles
<drawbacks> bet you've never met a man who'd measure up to a curlywurly, though, kyu
<^Kyu> #2 honeycomb chocolate
<Bubbia> what about choccie fudge kyu?
* Bubbia salivates over a cooked prok cutlet
<TCbot> Q: The US Constitution may only be suspended in case of what?
<Chay> lack of chocolate
<drawbacks> hope that's not a nut cutlet you're thinking of, bubb, what with you being a vegetarian
<Bubbia> i can eat nuts
<Bubbia> lol that sounds bad especially with my saying
<Quackers^^> hmmmm nuts
<drawbacks> whole hazelnuts!

<chris0> the first aussie i met did his south african impersonation from lethal weapon 2
<yvonne> do all southerners like chicken?
<Budge> yeah but only the dark meat
<FeloniousPunk> yes, and deep-fried, at that
<Quackers^^> we went to a fish restaurant last night and they had "token vegetarian meal" on the menu
<Quackers^^> don't know what it was tho
<yvonne> i gotta eat meat.. id die without it
<yvonne> not too fussed on seafood or lamb...
<yvonne> but i love beef and chicken
<^Kyu> oh! lamb is delicious
* Quackers^^ likes them all
* Quackers^^ could never be a vegetarian
<^Kyu> we have crocodile, kangaroo and bison in our supermarkets now 
* ^Kyu checked out the exotic meats section
<Budge> I dont like croc - roo is good and so is buffalo
<Quackers^^> budge, i've never tried roo, croc, or buffalo!
<chris0> you havent lived quackers
<Budge> kwak - get some roo - slice thin - marintae in Chinese red pork marinade - then bbq or grill quickly - bloody beautiful
<yvonne> i know i havnt.. and im telling u know i never will
<yvonne> *shudders*
<^Kyu> that would be like eating skippy!!!!!!!
<Lorre> escargot is good
<Budge> and so is Hungarian Roolash
<FeloniousPunk> let's all go on "Fear Factor"!
<chris0> i cant even watch that
<^Kyu> no way!!!!!!!!! punky!
<^Kyu> i would do every fear but the eating gross stuff ones
<chris0> they had to eat a pigs anus
<FeloniousPunk> same here
<chris0> it was so gross
<Quackers^^> is that where they give you gross things and you have to eat them?
<Lorre> ewwwwww fear factor is sick, i seen the commercial for the next episode they are eating worm pie
<FeloniousPunk> uh huh
<^Kyu> yes duckie
<Lorre> and the worms are alive
<chris0> i rather eat a worm than a raw pigs anus any day
<SimMeanie`> how about a worm's raw anus?
<Quackers^^> i don't eat pork .. so the anus is right out of the question :)
<^Kyu> i would rather eat human flesh than a worm or a creepy slimy snail
<^Kyu> i cant even TOUCH them
<chris0> yeah me too
<SimMeanie`> i ordered escargot once...but were so many snails i couldn't even see the food
* FeloniousPunk serves Kyu his meat
<Quackers^^> you're all wicked!!!!!
<Budge> have lots of worms here
<FeloniousPunk> wicked good :)
<Quackers^^> i touched a worm, once
<Budge> not that sort of worm kwak !!!!!
* ^Kyu skewers the meat Punky has offered and grills it over a hot heat
<SimMeanie`> don't talk that way about ara

it might be last, but one should never say "I hope this doesn't get into the quotes":
<Loserbait> Just what the world needs huh? More jerks?
<yvonne> Loserbait hahaha i think the jerk is more appealing to some chicks tho
<Loserbait> yvonne: Those 'chicks' need their heads checked
<yvonne> Loserbait: true... but it still doesnt stop the fact that majority of chicks say they wont a snag.. but go for the bad-guy jerk aka asshole
<Loserbait> yvonne: THOSE chicks need their heads examined
<yvonne> so i was thinking.. maybe put on a front that ur a bad boy but then when u score a chick, be the snag
<Loserbait> What about you galstones? Your guy a SNAG or a 'bad boy'?
<galstones> now ? hes horrible - well to me anyways :)
<Loserbait> heh... I need to find a woman like you gal...
<JoJo> and now he's just a immobile sextoy
<JoJo> right galad?
<JoJo> ;)
<galstones> lol jojo
<galstones> well im still pissed off that he threw my vibrator away
* Loserbait covers his ears
<lilmiss_bossy> thats low
<galstones> lol
<lilmiss_bossy> he didnt did he?
* JoJo covers her eyes
<galstones> yes - he said it was broken
<JoJo> fifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- welcome to triviachat, where the throwing into the rubbish of galad's vibrator is the topic for tonight
<galstones> lol jojo
* galstones blushes ;)
<fifi> JoJoooooooooooo :) is this the glass one, or was that rollers?
<lilmiss_bossy> someone had a glass one?
* galstones hopes upon hope that my vibrator story doesnt make it into the quotes
* fifi can be fairly certain that it won't
<JoJo> it so will galad
<lilmiss_bossy> i hope it does
<lilmiss_bossy> which is y im *no comment* ing

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