QuotesTemplate

13 December 2003 - 19 January 2004

<Beanie> well dip me in mustard and call me hotdog

<Munky> you people seem a little ... odd today =S

<Lateralus> i can't believe i made the quotes page

<^Kyu> !!!gniknird neeb evah I !!!!!!sdrawkcab klat em ekam tnod

<Raymot> oh!! you supposed to pronounce gogh as in go?

<Biis> everybody wants you when you're bi

<fooey> i was the wall .. the reviewer said i performed like a brick

<pinkfluff> well i work in eductaion

<^Kyu> next time i have a good idea.....someone STOP me!

<Quackers^^> did you know the kilt was invented in france?
<drawbacks> sacre tartaine!

<BigG> is this channel got air con ?? ...... lol

<Bubbia> i wish krisso would get a life so i can jump him

<^Kyu> the funniest ever was being told to stop talking because i was interfering with the trivia lol

<drawbacks> i'm scared you'll cut the end off before putting it in your mouth

* NiTeKrUzr misspelled nite

<TCbot> Q: What do Kilkenny cats do?
<funkyshmo> meow
<MaKeViLLian> kill Kenny

* fluffybum doesn't really have a fluffy bum

<TCbot> Q: Who was Tom Cruise married to until December 2000?
<Chay> his reflection

* JoJo pretends she knows stuff about horses
* Bubbia pretends she is a virgin with brains haha

<TCbot> Q: The ostrich has a 46-foot long ___ _____?
<TCbot> Hint 1: s
<pippy> sailing yacht

<FeloniousPunk> I'll be a munky's uncle

<TCbot> Q: Who was Britain's first Olympic gold medallist in a throwing event?
<TCbot> Hint 5: Tessa
<NiTeKrUzr> tessa the tosser

<TCbot> Q: Airlines of the World: RAM is from?
<Bubbia> new zealand :P

<TCbot> Q: ___ ____ was invented in 1620?
<golfy> trivia chat

<TCbot> Q: [Phobias] Being Ignored?
<Bubbia> bubbiaphobia

<TCbot> Q: What was Winston Churchill's middle name?
<TCbot> Hint 1: S
<Zorbie> smokesalot

<Quackers> I love Niles
<Quackers> he's one of my fave TV characters
<Chay> I love beer

<yvonne> FeloniousPunk it's quite disturbing how many smooth lines you pull a day

<TCbot> Q: Replace the vowels in this Word ----> cbr?
<NiTeKrUzr> cyber

<TCbot> Q: Finish this quote: The only way to entertain some folk is to ___ ___ ____?
<TCbot> ^Kyu answered listen to them in 8.6 secs using 1 hint
<Debbles> wd, I know people like that lol

<yvonne> natta where abouts are u ?
<natta> im at home on my computer

<TCbot> Q: Who did the Romans fight the Punic Wars with?
<TCop> i'm getting tired.. i thought that said Pubic wars

<TCbot> Q: How long can a common brown bat live?
<Chay> as long as it keeps breathing

<Loserbait> I'm doing really well - the living room has no food scraps or wrappers... All I have to do now is wipe the tables of residuum, vacuum the floor and continuum cleaning my room

* Chay Quit (Exit: What has four legs and an arm ?.....................A happy pit bull !!)

<TCbot> fifi2004 answered three french hens in 25.7 secs using 4 hints
<NiTeKrUzr> oh.........three freedom hens

<Bubbia> i may be anti religion but jesus has induced some good songs

<GwaiLo> Jammin: it's so much easier to be popular on IRC when people don't know what you look like =P

<NiTeKrUzr> how do you spell dumbshit?

<TCbot> Q: Dictionary Definitions: A large irregular mass of igneous rock?
<rollerskate> my husband

<TCbot> Q: [Bumper Stickers] "Keep honking, I'm __________"?
<misty> deaf
<buzzard> bonking

<chris0> if you call me krissy again ill call you wendy

<buzzard> oh, typo up the top
* buzzard smacks her fingers

* Chay Quit (Exit: The Big Bang Theory.......and God said, "Pulleth my finger !!")

<TCbot> Q: What do you call a person from Oslo, Norway?
<Simone`> sven
<graboid> ocelot

<TCbot> CprlPunishment answered myringotomy in 54.8 secs using 10 hints
<Scorepeon> my ring go to my..what?

<TCbot> Q: [Dumb Laws] In Singapore, it is illegal to do this in an Elevator?
<TCbot> bobby22 answered urinate in 12.7 secs using 2
* bobby22 found that out the hard way

<Bubbia> bloody hell my hair is more ringletted than a porcelain doll in homeart!

<TCbot> Q: [Red Dwarf] What did the polymorph steal off cat?
<TCbot> Hint 4: his v
<HooperX> his viagra pills

<TCbot> In 1997, who won a legal battle to be impregnated by her late husband?
<FeloniousPunk> her tardy husband?

* drawbacks decides to shut up for once, rather than say something enormously tactless
<^Kyu> you can say it......but beware of the consequences :)
<^Kyu> anyway.... I often think you must be older than me bacause you remember old stuff like 60's programs

<TCbot> Q: Brussels is the capital of what country?
<galipoli> belgium
<TCbot> galipoli answered belgium in 2.2 secs using NO hints!

<TCbot> Q: Who are Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Sneez and Sleepy?
<providence> the 7 dorks

* Chay Quit (Exit: My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her................or something like that !!)

<TCbot> Q: [Similes] Fresh as a______________?
<Impeccable> turd on a hot day

* DuBaK Quit (Exit: Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is totally free for the weekend!!)

<drawbacks> i cyber kyu!
<providence> i wouldn't be too proud of that drawbacks, i mean, who doesn't?

<TCbot> Q: Proverbs and sayings: Don't cut off your nose ___ ___ ___ ____?
<TCbot> Hint 8: to spite y
<HH_SMSC> to spite your wife

<TCbot> Q: Which explorer is America named after?
<munkthreewhy> some nob
<munkthreewhy> captain america

<Scorepeon> all set for xmas?
<Chay> yerp.....just finished paying off my mastercard from last year's Xmas.............so already to go :)

<TCbot> Q: In the Middle English the word "minister" meant what?
<Scorepeon> lunatic

* Chay has quit IRC (Exit: Bulldozer : one who sleeps through a political speech !!)

<TCbot> Q: How many people in the world have Dutch as their native tongue?
<Uniscorn> 3

<Bubbia> yes luke you can go down now
<Bubbia> lol wrong window!

* madrapper stumbles into bed after a somewhat pathetic attempt at #triviachat

<Quackers> there's a few more mature gents in here too, but my keyboard is sealed
<Bubbia> i know nitey is of the more distinguished
<Bubbia> and obviously chay too :P
<Chay> yerp....me too........old as the hills......when I was a kid the dead sea was known as the ill sea

<TCbot> Q: What is the home ground of Scottish football club Dunfermline Athletic?
<TCbot> golfy answered east end park in 35.9 secs using 6 hints
<drawbacks> now converted to astroturf
<golfy> didn't think you were THAT bald draw!!

<^Kyu> i never heard rack off
<Bubbia> yeah it's when you take your bra off and your fakies fall out kyu - rack off

<L337> I'm usually Lateralus
* Loserbait is now known as Lowerbait
<L337> besides that i'm usually naked also

<TCbot> Loserbait answered obsession in 17.6 secs using 3 hints
<Quackers> hehe .. we know about obsessions in here
<Orc_angel> I thought that was only a female emotion
<Orc_angel> opps :)
<Quackers> no way!
<Loserbait> Huh? Delta? Where?

<TCbot> Q: Do ants sleep?
<Quackers> no
<TCbot> Quackers answered no in 2.1 secs using NO hints!
<Orc_angel> yes
<L337> no
<Quackers> they're too busy
<Orc_angel> they sleep on the job
<Orc_angel> no wait thats me :)

<yvonne> he was doing rudie dudie things with GwaiLo

<^Kyu> ok ppls.... I'm goin shoppin'.....if I'm not back in 5 hours.....wait longer
<yort> kyu proves she is female

<TCbot> Q: What is the ACLU?
<TCbot> Hint 4: Amer
<Scorepeon> american coffee lovers union

<TCbot> Q: Mary Magdalene is the patroness of _______?
<^Kyu> prostitutes
<TCbot> Hint 2: ha
<^Kyu> harlots
<^Kyu> happy meals

<TCbot> Q: What is the spoken address for a Roman Catholic Archbishop?
<Scorepeon> your grace
<Quackers^^> your majesty!
<^Kyu> your paedophileship

* SaucePot Quit (Exit: I came, I got plussy and left...just like a man...)

<retribution> i'm looking for a new girlfriend.. anybody got any stupid friends?
<EvilDragoness> plenty, come to think of it
<EvilDragoness> they're not single though
<providence> he didn't ask if they were single, just stupid
<lara> i don't have any friends

<TCbot> Lateralus answered cajoles in 17 secs using 3 hints
<Lateralus> whatever that means...
* retribution cajoles Lateralus into sleeping with him

<Quackers^^> how do you get the links?
<^Kyu> type /links
<Quackers^^> thanks
<^Kyu> tells you which servers are connected
<drawbacks> just gives me a .jpg of some sausages :-(

<TCbot> Q: Errol Flynn's autobiography was published posthumously. What is it called?
<TCbot> Hint 4: My Wi
<paulp> my willy is too big

<^Kyu> meeting on the internet.....whatever thats called lol
<bobby22> or u could get a cam and WE"LL have an xxxxmas netmeeting..

* drawstrings is now known as drawbacks
<drawbacks> don't want anyone to try loosening me

<Budge> you wear clearance lights on your bum when you ride a bike fifi????
<fifi> they haven't made a bike that can hold me Budge

<fifi> i know what she did last summer
<drawbacks> i know what she did next
<^Kyu> I know what she did last summer 2
<Budge> but did her mother approve??
<drawbacks> i like to ride nm
<fifi> is that a fat bottomed girl joke?

<fifi> colin farrell is in S.W.A.T., Phone Booth, ummm .. other things i forget
<Scorepeon> thanks fifi..i remember mash..was he BJ
<fifi> BJ in Mash???
<Scorepeon> yeah
<fifi> must be a version we haven't had
* fifi decides to keep her Colin Farrell/BJ comment to herself, for fear it would make its way onto the next quotes page
* andy^p thinks youve said enough
<andy^p> they say you can get anything on the internet..
* andy^p wonders what a collin farrel head/body/and personality transplant costs
<fifi> lol poops
<fifi> don't bother with the personality

<FeloniousPunk> in case any of you were wondering, I am desperate to get quoted
<FeloniousPunk> I want to set the record for greatest number of appearances in quotes in a month

* FeloniousPunk thinks he's said far too much this morning and Quacks is going have him drawn and quartered

<TCbot> Scorepeon answered bivouac in 19.6 secs using 3 hints
<drawbacks> just like kerouac, or something
<NiTeKrUzr> saddam was bivouaced to a hole

<TCbot> Q: Boy Names: 'From the enclosed meadow'?
<TCbot> drawbacks answered yardley in 19.6 secs using 3 hints
<drawbacks> one of radley's pals?
<rosie^^> thought that was a soapbrand

<TCbot> Q: Confucius Say...Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with _______ ______ ______?
<TCbot> ^Kyu answered solution in hand in 9.5 secs using 1 hint
<Lorre> confucius was a pervert
<^Kyu> he was?
<Lorre> i think so alot of his quotes seem to be sexual
<^Kyu> but they are very witty!
<Lorre> true

* EvilDragoness has joined #triviachat
<FeloniousPunk> hi Dragoness
<FeloniousPunk> hey Dragoness?
<FeloniousPunk> if you don't acknowledge my greeting, I'm filing a complaint with the authorities
<FeloniousPunk> there must be a law
<EvilDragoness> hey is for horses.
<EvilDragoness> yeah there's a law
<EvilDragoness> Murphy's Law
<FeloniousPunk> my grandfather was a Murphy
<FeloniousPunk> and did he ever lay down the law

<TCbot> Q: Bewitched: In what season did Sandra Gould first appear as Gladys Kravitz?
<FeloniousPunk> In witch season?

<TCbot> Sassij answered harry s. truman in 10 secs using 1 hint
<FeloniousPunk> a politician named Truman, just doesn't seem right somehow

<TCbot> Q: Unscramble this food item: ADLAS?
<TCbot> FeloniousPunk answered salad in 4 secs using NO hints!
<FeloniousPunk> unscramble this food item: gegs?

<TCbot> Q: "Erin go bragh" means?
<bobby22> take of your bra Erin

<^Kyu> i am going to have a glass of wine....if you see funny typing its my head on the keyboard

<TCbot> drawbacks answered oliver stone in 51 secs using 9 hints
<FeloniousPunk> everybody must get oliver stoned
<^Kyu> let him finish his gruel first

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] Go abroad and you'll ____ ___ _____ _____?
<georgedubya> have to come back

<drawbacks> i could have taken that and made you look foolish, kyu
* ^Kyu can look foolish without any help....hehehe
<Sio> at least u said it kyu

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> husband?
<drawbacks> most husbands are backward

<TCbot> Q: Anagrams: Crews?
<TCbot> Trinian answered screw in 2.9 secs using NO hints!
<FeloniousPunk> wanna crews, gal?

<Scorepeon> looks like another porn trawler just popped in out
<rollerskate> these freaking "come watch me on my webcam and chat" spam PM's are starting to drive me NUTS!
<Budge> you think you got probs skate - I keep getting people wanting to enlarge my penis or sell me viagra

<Sio> sh*t
<Sio> i meant shot
<chris0> stick that in the quotes
<Sio> DONT!
<chris0> it is funny
<Sio> im not worthy of being in the quotes
<chris0> it is quoteworthy

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> tigress?
<TCbot> CprlPunishment answered ssergit in 9.2 secs using 1 hint
<CprlPunishment> i hate those
<Bubbia> lol you answered it mb!
* Bubbia logs
<CprlPunishment> uh oh

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> entrant?
<TCbot> CprlPunishment answered tnartne in 24.9 secs using 4 hints

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> times?
<TCbot> CprlPunishment answered semit in 5.9 secs using 1 hint

<TCbot> Q: Quick! Spell this Word backwards: ----> commodores?
<TCbot> CprlPunishment answered serodommoc in 15.1 secs using 2 hints

<Bubbia> irony - new nick or new triviachatter?
<Irony> newish triviachatter
<Bubbia> ah ok
* FeloniousPunk knows Irony well
<Bubbia> how ironic fel
<FeloniousPunk> not as well as I'd like, but hey, life's not fair
<Bubbia> ./msg Irony don't do it - FeloniousPunk is the biggest tart in triviachat!
<FeloniousPunk> huh?!
<Irony> lolol @ bubbia and FP
<FeloniousPunk> I meant like in the sense of on a deep, spiritual and intellectual level
<FeloniousPunk> you have a dirty mind
<Bubbia> mmmmhmmmm
<Bubbia> well yes that too

<rollerskate> it has a snowman on front melting, and the snowman is saying "oy, that sun! Look at me shvitzing like a shmendrick! God forbid anyone should help me out here. NOOOOOO....they'll all just let me melt till I'm nothing but a pile of shmootz. (sniff) But that's OK...that's OK

<NiTeKrUzr> it sounds like a piece of equipment in mountain climbing........hook the rope over that carbuncle

<TCbot> Q: What prevented Paul Newman from becoming a navy pilot in WWII?
<TCbot> Hint 2: Co
<bobby22> cowardice

<TCbot> Q: What is the head cloth worn by nuns called?
<TCbot> Hint 2: Wi
<FeloniousPunk> wickety wack

<TCbot> Q: Before the arrival of the Profit Muhammad most Arabs where ___________, believing in nature gods, demons and spirits?
<TCbot> Hint 3: pol
<Lateralus> politicians

<TCbot> Q:
The Canadian Wayne Gretzky is probably the best player in the history of which sport?
<dianaskiz> ice hickey
<cj> hickey hehehe
<cj> that should be a sport
<dianaskiz> bugger..
<chris0> and that shouldnt

<chris0> humpty dumpty
<cj> a great piece of literature
<chris0> it started off great but quickly fell to pieces

<cj> you're more than a pretty face aint ya drawbacks?
<FeloniousPunk> he's also a shiny head

<TCbot> Q: What is the only bird with nostrils at the end of its bill?
<rosie^^> duck
* golfy ducks
* rosie^^ grouses

<drawbacks> i won a bottle of whisky in a raffle last week
<drawbacks> it got smashed on the way home
<andy^p> it did.. or you did?

<Bubbia> i like you tweetie but the cartoon bird annoys me something worse than chronic diahorrea

<JoJo> you gonna be a dad?
<DuBaK> yep
<JoJo> excited much? lol
* DuBaK is looking forward to his own bundle of puke and sh*t
<Bubbia> dubbie and bobby are both gonna be dads - but it comes in threes - my money's on felly to be #3 - who you beting for jo - odds are rads-5:1, felly-3:1, gwai-10:1, poss-15:1 and prok-fififteen:1
* DuBaK thinks it will be rads

* ^Kyu is not going to get dressed ALL day!
<^Kyu> first day i havnt had to go out in weeks!
* DuBaK doesnt tell bub about the web cam already set up in her room:)
* Bubbia puts her top back on
<^Kyu> god bless irc......no need to brush your hair......hehehe
* DuBaK turns the web cam off
* Bubbia cyber brushes kyus hair
* ^Kyu is also wearing yesterdays makeup ......hehehe
<Bubbia> lol lazy kyu
<Bubbia> then again i've sat on my donkey most of the day since i got back from shopping
<^Kyu> !top
<Bubbia> !mines off again
* DuBaK tirns web cam back on
* Bubbia winks at the 'hidden' web cam
* DuBaK thinks that maybe a full size tv camera was a bit big for a secret web cam

<^Kyu> is impeccable jez?
<EvilDragoness> The question is "Is Jez Impeccable" tho

<Bubbia> gnuws
<DuBaK> gnuws
<TCbot> DuBaK answered gnuws in 4.9 secs using NO hints!
* Bubbia ravages dubak fomsingly
* DuBaK notes bub ripping out bits of noms
* Bubbia teethingly tears into woms particles

<DuBaK> !lag
<Bubbia> !slag
<DuBaK> you called?
<Bubbia> haha
<Bubbia> that's my line :P

<TCbot> Bubbia answered maple leaf in 6.1 secs using 1 hint
<DuBaK> ma[ple leaf
* Bubbia makes dubbie pancakes and pours ma[ple syrup on them

* Bubbia hops over to kyu, says i'm a suba ru and hops off to say g'day to a koala friend of hers

<TCbot> Q: No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. True or False?
<Bubbia> smonth, borange, smilver and smurple - you lie bot :P
* EvilDragoness is now known as Smurple
<Bubbia> lousy smarch weather
<Bubbia> khartoum outta here - those oranges are off :P

<TCbot> Q: The average person's left hand does _______percent of the typing?
<TCbot> ^Kyu answered 56 in 16.7 secs using 3 hints
<Bubbia> not mine i have a lazy left hand
* DuBaK offers bubs left hand some excercise
* Bubbia uses her left hand to massage dubbies back ;)

<TCbot> Q: What is the most shoplifted book in the United States?
<Bubbia> the kama sutra
<Bubbia> or is that just me who's shoplifting it whilst i'm in america :P

<FeloniousPunk> Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubbies, is a gay role model, designed to influence children to adopt the homosexual lifestyle, at least according to the right honorable Rev. Jerry Falwell
<Bubbia> nah that's not tinky winky - that's rads who does that

<TCbot> Q: There are more _____ in the human mouth than in the anus?
<BigG> germs
<PrinceToma> so.. It's healthier to kiss ass, eh?

<yvonne> i am not a mexican transvestite :(
<L337> that's not what i heard

<Orc_angel> I take my time bubbs I dont rush things just ask my wife :)

<Chay> 28 wins in a row
<WeevilTin> sick, isn't it?
<WeevilTin> bull
<TCbot> WeevilTin answered bull in 4.2 secs using NO hints!
<TCbot> WeevilTin is streaking with 29 wins in a row
<WeevilTin> I can't tell if you're lagged, not playing or if I'm just being a consummate pain in the a$$

<TCbot> Q: [Proverbs & Sayings] Better die with honour than ___ ___ ___?
<TCbot> Hint 6: live wi
<Chay> live with the mother in law

* Quackers sees you've been a busy weev
<WeevilTin> lol....... slow day at work!
<Quackers> ahhhh
<WeevilTin> For the first time in my life, I'm ahead o' the botty!
<WeevilTin> <preen>
<Chay> ahhhhhhhhhh work.......the curse of the drinking classes

<TCbot> Q: What country has the Thistle as its floral emblem?
<TCbot> Quackers answered scotland in 4 secs using NO hints!
<Quackers> which reminds me
<Quackers> where is that kilted partygoer?
<TCbot> Q: Anagrams: Drawback?
<Quackers> drawbacks!!
<TCbot> Hint 3: Bac
<NiTeKrUzr> backward
<TCbot> NiTeKrUzr answered backward in 19.4 secs using 3 hints
<Quackers> hehe that's funny
<NiTeKrUzr> timely

<chris0> is that cybering bub?
<WeevilTin> bubbs!!!!!!!
<Bubbia> hahaha
<Impeccable> she's quoting
<Impeccable> dirty girl
<Impeccable> watch her, she's a spy for Q
<Impeccable> she's a quote ho, that's why she's on the page so much

<Chay> I like the one..........I don't do drugs anymore.........at my age I get the same effect just standing up really fast :)

<TCbot> Q: Who officially opened the 1936 Olympics?
<Quackers> hitler
<andy^p> i did
<MissBean> adolf hitler
<TCbot> MissBean answered adolf hitler in 5.7 secs using NO hints!
<Quackers> adolf hit onya missB
<andy^p> god it seems like yesterday

<^Kyu> they do?
<Chay> they must......I just read it on the internet
<^Kyu> oh! it must be true then!.....thats nearly as good as reading it in the national enquirer.....hehehe

<Quackers> shows we are surrounded by hot wet air
<PrinceToma> did I hear someone say hot and wet?

* Lisa- is now known as `dX{Jkl`|rK
<^Kyu> that looks like one of those spam nicks
<Chay> not a nick.....it's a typing test

<TCbot> Q: Who was the first person to swim from Florida to Cuba?
<Impeccable> castro

<Quackers> hey Chay, I've been meaning to ask you .. do you have a book of exit messages?
<Quackers> or are you a natural born comedian
<Impeccable> you don't like mine, here...
* Impeccable (MissTaken@*.*) Quit (Exit: I'm not putting anything here since it'll never be as amusing or exciting like Chay's...)
<Chay> nope....no book.....just a smart ass
* Impeccable (MissTaken@*.*) has joined #triviachat
<Quackers> wb jez, you're right
<Quackers> you're not as funny as Chay
<Impeccable> heh
<Impeccable> i know :)

<TCbot> Q: How did you wear your ponytail in the 80's?
<Impeccable> on the side
<Impeccable> if you had hair
* AlexUK didn't wear his like that

<Chay> wow.......I'm an adult.......and I've still not worked out what I wanna be when I grow up

<AlexUK> Why u keep coming and going, Bubbia?
<Bubbia> i'm practising to be a gyno
<Bubbia> they go in and out a lot
<AlexUK> yep, if they have a good day at the orific

<TCbot> Q: Who is the sexiest duck in #Triviachat?
<TCbot> Hint 3: Qua
<TroubleMaker> quackers^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<TroubleMaker> quackers^^
<TCbot> TroubleMaker answered quackers^^ in 28.3 secs using 5 hints
<Bubbia> poss you suck up :P
<TroubleMaker> who's quackers^^?

<madrapper> hard to tell the diff between the blow-ins and the ppl who change their nicks !
<madrapper> dont everybody answer me at once....
<buzzard> i am buzzard!
<chris0> i am krisso
<madrapper> yes M I know who u r !
<TroubleMaker> i am jojo
<JoJo> i am retarded
* Bubbia would slap you right now maddy but it says to be nice

<baldric> my new years resolution is to shoot more ducks

* buzzard is slowly catching krisso.... hope he doesn't come on

<Bubbia> anyone who doesn't accept my breasts and is male is gay

<TCbot> Q: This is the widespread acceptance of the authority of a public government?
<TCbot> Hint 2: Le
<bobby22> lesbianism

<bobby22> or 'omg i'm sooooo drunk'
<natta> i came on this channel drunk about a year ago when i was an active user
<TCbot> Hint 3: A go
<natta> and i called one of the poeple
<bobby22> a golf club
<TCbot> Hint 4: A goa
<buzzard> a goat
<bobby22> oh yeah ?
<natta> yeah i cant beleive i did that
<TroubleMaker> wait, you called one of the people a golf club?
<TroubleMaker> or a goat?

<Pants> great! ... i'd ask you.. but your name seems to say more than enough
<LB_FknDepressed> Yeah

<FeloniousPunk> I may be crazy, but I'm not totally nuts

<FeloniousPunk> we now have 250 days of Christmas
<Chay> 250 days to Xmas...........with luck I'll have my Visa card paid off.....just in time to start shopping again :)

<TCbot> Q: What was Jimmy Carter operated on for while serving as President?
<TCbot> Hint 7: Haemorr
<Chay> a pain in the butt

<TCbot> Q: Which boys name means 'Lover of horses'?
<TCbot> Copydog answered phillip in 15.1 secs using 2 hints
<NiTeKrUzr> that explains the royals
<fooey> heh

* fooey gets more flashbacks
* Impeccable gets drawbacks

<TCbot> NiTeKrUzr answered captain cold in 7.8 secs using 1 hint
<NiTeKrUzr> he would like my wife

<TCbot> Quackers answered turn out badly in 26.8 secs using 5 hints
<drawbacks> and i turned out baldy

<TCbot> buzzard has 175 pts. this week and remains on top in 1st place
<buzzard> take a photo of your screen!

<^Kyu> we will have to coin all new words
<^Kyu> like........glibido......all talk and no action
<madrapper> is glibido a real word ?
<^Kyu> i made it up lol
<madrapper> I like it !
<^Kyu> a cross between glib .....and libido
<^Kyu> for the talkers amongst us
<^Kyu> or maybe SarChasm......thats the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit.......and the person who dosnt get it

<Quackers> my computer clock says 5.16 p.m.
<Quackers> my mirc clock says 4.16 p.m.
<NiTeKrUzr> !time
<Quackers> that's the bot's time
<Quackers> and he's sitting right beside me :)
<Quackers> so how can we be an hour apart :)
<NiTeKrUzr> new time standards.....bush is imposing them on the world probably
<Quackers> let's blame Canada
<NiTeKrUzr> yeah
<Quackers> it's prolly their fault
<NiTeKrUzr> mad clock disease

<TCbot> Q: Which public holiday in both countries commemorates the landing of Australian and New Zealand troops at Gallipoli, Turkey, in 1915?
<TCbot> drawbacks answered anzac day in 38.5 secs using 7 hints
<drawbacks> a country which has a national holiday devoted to a biscuit...

<drawbacks> britney spears has had the most things erected to her
<andy^p> no britney has the most fake websites erected

<TCbot> Q: [Slang terms] Moolah?
<Quackers> gimme the money honey
<Chay> show me the money
* Quackers should check her lotto numbers
<Chay> my looto numbers did'nt come in.............at this rate I'll have to return the porsch

* Quackers will prolly go see Along Came Polly too .. it has a ferret in it
<buzzard> nothing quite like a bit of ferret

<TCbot> drawbacks answered merle haggard in 26.9 secs using 5 hints
<drawbacks> i'm told i look like him
<drawbacks> or maybe just "You're looking haggard"

<madrapper> ACtually Kyu - its not a bad idea to bring a bomb for the plane.
<madrapper> the theory being - that the probability of there being two bombs onboard are very slim

<MajorBuzz> francis bacn
<Sassij> francis bacon
<TCbot> Sassij answered francis bacon in 13.1 secs using 2 hints
<MajorBuzz> i missed the big o

<^Kyu> havnt seen you in ages jo
<JoJo> yeah i've been non-mircing it up lol
<^Kyu> oh! the real life thing?????
<JoJo> yeah they actually exist ;)
<MaKaViLLiaN> jojo graduated to phone sex

<EggshellBlond> Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice, But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick."

* fooey is now known as Cyndi
<Edible> lauper?
* Cyndi is now known as CYNDI
<Edible> what's that mean?
<CYNDI> oh i thought you said lauder

<Bubbia> oh it's sooo good to be able to eat fruit again :)
<Chay> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh not the apple...not the apple.......that's how all this crap started

<^Kyu> i think thongs on fat ppl should be banned
<drawbacks> i say let them wear comfortable footwear if they want, kyu

<Loserbait> Hey Q, did you know buzzard's daughter is 16 years old? </sly>

<drawbacks> write my valentine card for fooey so she won't know it was me

<Quackers> bot keeps moving the goal posts
<andy^p> hes always been economical with the facts

<drawbacks> wait, i am a hermit
<Alxhandra> no you are a himmit prok

* treebeard has quit IRC (Exit: Here's a thought:There is more money being spent on breast implants & Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.This means that by 2020,there will be a large population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.)

<TCbot> Q: Before special containers, eggs were sold packed in what?
<Munky> what are they talking about special packaging
<Munky> its a cardoard box

* Chay can be very religious...depending on how much trouble I'm in
<Chay> I like the readers digest condensed bible............it only has 5 commandments

<chris0> i was in mensa too
<chris0> i had to leave after the floors were clean though

<drawbacks> delta has a boyfriend?
<Loserbait> Nooooooooooo shush! It's not true NOOOOOOOOO
<drawbacks> The smiling couple were lost in their own company and were seen to touch each other affectionately
* Loserbait covers his ears
* Loserbait covers his eyes
<drawbacks> lol loser
<Loserbait> lalala I'm not hearing you lalala
<drawbacks> are you like that indian goddess chick?
<Loserbait> Vishnu?
<Loserbait> or is it Shiva/
<drawbacks> forget
<drawbacks> the one with 6 arms, anyway
<Loserbait> yeah that one :) I'm a deformed Viet :)
<drawbacks> those generous yankees and their agent orange.....
<Loserbait> lol draw

<TCbot> Q: Roseanne's flying fairy and flowers tattoo covers an older tattoo that said what?
<TCbot> Hint 3: Pro
<drawbacks> prok me here

<TCbot> maar answered steeplechase in 32.4 secs using 6 hints
<Calibratnlatice> didn't they do that in the nude in roman times?
<maar> sounds like fun
<Calibratnlatice> haha if you are watching
<maar> the dangly bits might be a bit of a problem
<Calibratnlatice> haha us girls wouldn't have to knee the guys they'd do it themselves whilst running

<Chay> is it too early for a beer ?
<Calibratnlatice> haha never too early for alcohol chay :) - but beer's funky - join me in a rumfest
* Chay not like rum
<Calibratnlatice> OMG BLASPHEMY!!!!!
* Calibratnlatice spanks chay severely and shows him the third commandment - thou shall not speaketh against thy rum
<Calibratnlatice> it's awl or nothing when you're poking ya hole

<drawbacks> love thy neighbour
<drawbacks> i want to love my neighbour
<drawbacks> but her rottweiler snarls at me every time i go near
<chris0> do not covet they neighbours wife
<chris0> have you thought about giving it a bone?
<Chay> it's the wife he wants to bone
<drawbacks> yeah, but the rottweiler....lol chay
<chris0> it was intented as a pun
<^Kyu> its the bone the dog wants

<yvonne> like hell ur a virgin
<Bubbia> i am a bubbia!
<yvonne> im more of a virgin than u!
<Bubbia> lol you wish!

* Zorbie huggles and smuggles bubbia
<Bubbia> woohoo smuggles haha where am i going?
<Zorbie> to my private makeout room.. where else
<yvonne> leave me alone with MaKeViLLian
<yvonne> let me sort this boy out
<yvonne> either he's fallen asleep cause i wasnt bouncing enough
<MaKeViLLian> actually, i'm asleep, better bounce some more

<TCbot> What is the English equivalent of the Spanish Boob Day?
(13/12) <AragornofGondor> today is boob day, surely? someone's birthday?

<FeloniousPunk> hi Sassi :)
<FeloniousPunk> sorry, I'm a bit distracted
* Sassij wants to know who has punkie distracted
<SaucePot> i know fi with her potty mouth isn't here but we're not all that boring
<FeloniousPunk> I'm distracted by something I'd be embarrassed to admit
<SaucePot> well, tell us anyways, we're fam here
<SaucePot> we won't laugh outright
<Sassij> won't embarrass some of us do tell
<FeloniousPunk> actually, I'm talking to graboid, IF you must know, about the prospects of rising inflation, and how that could possibly dampen overall stock prices
<FeloniousPunk> told you it's embarrassing

<Bubbia> dw - i'm not a piece of meat lb!
<TCbot> Q: What is referred to as the 'worlds oldest profession'?
<TCbot> Bubbia answered prostitution in 5.4 secs using NO hints!

<Chay> got me farked why they call em Indians................there's not a friggen feather in sight

<TCbot> Q: Who wrote the words `The prince of darkness is a gentleman.`?
<FeloniousPunk> I'm the prince of lightness
<FeloniousPunk> that means I'm an airhead

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