Fnord.

What?
You wanted more than that?

There is no such thing as a 'True Discordian' or a 'Fake Discordian' anyway, but here are some little tips that might help you
realise whether Discordianism is for you or not:

1. If you hate mankind and like watching them suffer: You're a Republican. Or a SubGenius. They're pretty much interchangeable.
2. If you think reading and quoting the PD is all you need to be a Discordian:  You have a chance at understanding. Just don't stop at the PD. There are thousands of books out there with the potential to fuck your mind silly and teach you things. Find them, read them. Stay the fuck awake.
3. If you undertake mindfucks on others, someone will mindfuck you. This is an unavoidable equation.  That said, the spirit of the mindfuck is what makes it Discordian or not. Planting flower seeds in city-owned barkdust strips is Discordian. Planting your foot in someone's face isn't.
4. Thou shalt not be an asshole. Assholes are not Discordian, they're just assholes.
5. Laughter is holy. Does it fucking matter that Hill and Thornley were baked when they came up with the PD?
Wisdom is wisdom regardless of the source, and besides, none of us is too high and mighty to laugh at a pitiful pun that
we didn't come up with. The ego is the biggest inhibitor of enlightenment. Laugh at yourself.

Ra-men.
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