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Har-r-r-r, Mates!
Just some bearly thought-provoking musings from my
alleged mind.
So, do you think yourself superior to your clients?
Consider yourself at least a step ahead, a notch above, a tad more knowing, a bit more self aware? Well think again,
Mates! Ted Bear gets around, you know. And I just happened to see some of you picking your noses in the privacy
of your car while inching along the freeway the other day during the morning traffic jam. YEP! There you were
scratching your prefrontal lobes, digging for gold!
I saw some of you in Starbucks the other morning ordering
pastries that are guaranteed to do nothing for that thirty eight inch waste and I'm trying to be a little complimentary here!
Some of you have equally large bags under your eyes which tells me you need more than a sleep aide!
You know it might even be okay if you're worse off than
your clients. Actually, we're known for such nuttiness. The perennial question of clients, "Why in the heck am
I seeing YOU?"
How many of you are still puffing on the ol' nicotine stick?
How many of you still weeding in the wee hours of the night? How many of you developing your wine tasting pallets on
a nightly basis? Ah yes, my mates. There's only one pirate ship in this world we live in, and we're all on it. Nothing
to be superior about anyway!
Hey, Mates. It's summer time. Hope you're all
planning some time away and some time off.
It's bearly a life time we have, Mates.
Live more than the bear minimum. Have a good day and do the Bear thing.
