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YOUR SELF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
Dear Ann
I have a serious problem, at least it seems serious to me. I saw a Couple the other night, and the man was complaining
that they only had sex three times a week. My wife and I only have sex three times a year. It was very difficult
for me to just sit there and listen. I kept wanting to say to this macho @#$%*&, "Man, you got it made in the sky, guy!
Come on! You're coming three times a week. GET OFF your pitty pot and be grateful you have a woman that has that
much desire!" Help me out here, Ann!
Holden Bachenoff, Phd
Dear Dr Ann
Do you really write this stuff, or do you have a ghost writer?
Curious
DR. ANN'S WORDS OF WISDOM
Dear Holden
Your name is a dead ringer for the problem. The universe knows and your wife does too. I'm sure your wife has plenty
of desire, but you're HOLDEN OFF OR BACK on her for whatever reason! You gotta put it out there, Holden, and quit
being the gentleman or the therapist in bed! Buy some thongs, and then wear 'em. Start whispering dirty
stuff in your wife's ear. You gotta turn her on, Holden. And as far as your clients go, just keep sitting
there listening. Yes he's lucky, but she has to tell him that, not you. I have a hunch Holden, that you're
even holding back on me and not telling me the whole carrot here. In the meantime, be sexy and stop holden back
and holden off.
Dr. Ann
Dear Curious
I read every letter sent to me, and I answer every letter--even yours. What do you think
this is, some cheap grocery store tabloid? What do you take me for? A sleezy syndicated psychologist? I
suppose you ask your clients if their stuff is real too!
Dr Ann
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