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Dear Editor
I have a problem with this whole Mars and Venus thing.  I mean I get it that my wife is out of this world in so many ways, none of them positive.  So what do you think about Dr. Gray's theory?  Is he just making a bunch of bucks off our crazy women?  Why can't they just be normal like the rest of us?
Troubled Hubby
Thermal, CA 

Dear Troubled Hubby
I think the heat in Thermal has finally gotten to you.  Is your real name Pluto or perhaps Goofy?
Yes, women are from Venus or who knows, from some other place in the solar system.  And if you know what's good for you, you better start studying your astronomy and learn how to live with your wifey.  At the rate you're going, we'll be hearing about you on CNN.  You know, "Wife can't take it any more.  Sends Hubby's special 'thing' to NASA to be flown to the farthest edge of the universe."  Get a grip, Man.  You are from Mars and your letter proves it!
Dr. Blackenvite, MD

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