Outside the Dome Gives Back

Reviewing my ancient posts, I came to the thought that:

1. 1. Damn, I'm hardcore and,
2. 2. These are some *really* good reader comments, you should all have a blog or something.

By way of thanks, some selections:

BeK on the teaser pages of sci-fi/fantasy novels:

What's doubly great about Centerforce is that you could make it a fantasy novel with just a few changes:

"Alvand'hel is on fairy dust.
Alvand'hel carries a sword of cleaving.
Alvand'hel is alone on the forest trail on his mugwump and

Alvand'hel is being scryed upon."

See what I mean?

Rob L. on the Governator:

Sarcasm directed towards our future President is un-American...or un-Austrian or something. This is the man who will finally unite the Republicans with the card-carrying Commie Liberials who run Hollywood. Shame on you.

RJT on the Orioles' potency:

One of the hidden crimes of 9/11 was the destruction of a piece of Met memorabilia given to me by Mr. Outside the Dome: a poster of Tim Bogar with the caption "Statistics Cannot Measure Tim Bogar's True Value."

I think the Orioles pose is a tribute to the scientifically enhanced potency of Rafael Palmiero's man-lumber.

Tim re: my statement that our porn will look like cave drawings to the future:

I don't know about you, but I think those French cave wall drawings are pretty hot.

Okay, maybe they have to be read in context but thank you for commenting.

For the record, The Onion A.V. Club stole my idea of the "novels of the lost." And I think my capsule reviews are better.