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| ARCHIVE - February 1, 2006-August 31, 2006 |
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| ARCHIVE - October 15, 2004-January 31, 2005 |
| "Back to the Olden Days That Were Golden . . ." |
| THE BARD ON BROADWAY |
| BELLICOSE BALLADS |
| Brentwood Bop |
| Chri$tma$ Medley |
| Claus-trophobia |
| Ejection: an Ode |
| Elmer's Tune (A Fragment) |
| Fruitcake Season |
| Golden Anniversary |
| Guys and Dollars |
| Hooray for Hollywood, Revisited |
| Ich Bin Ein Berliner |
| "Indiana" Clone and the Temple of Om |
| "IN HIS MASTER'S STEPS HE TROD . . ." |
| I've Got a Tedious Feeling; or, Oscar, Your Corn's a Bit Too High |
| The Kid Wallows in the Picture; or, Bob's Your Uncle (the Long-Winded One) |
| Lax Fax Packs Wax |
| Legalese |
| Liberating Lingo |
| "Life Is So Unfair That It's Grotesque" |
| Mañana |
| MEAT AND DRINK |
| Ne Elvis Requiescat in Pace |
| NEW YORK? WELL . . . NEW-ISH |
| The Oxford Don to His Ladye-Love |
| Peppery Popery; or, The Fender of the Faith |
| POLITICS, AS USUAL |
| Quick, Henry! The "Dilatory Domiciles"! |
| Same Talma, Next Year |
| Vocational Guidance |
| Wenceslas's Loss |
| WHATEVER BECAME OF SEX? |
| Yo, Dreyfus! Is That Bert Lahr in That Lion Suit? |
| Notes |
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(Berlin's "What'll I Do?")
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Irving
Berlin
Has
been
The
thing to sing
Since
Hester Prynne
Started
to sin.
(Mister
Berlin,
I
wish
I
had a fin
For
every win
Labelled "Berlin.")
Irving
Berlin
Made
songs
When,
nowadays,
They're only making din;
Who
is the scout
Whose
out-
Put's
always In?
It
ain't his twin—
Irving
Berlin!
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All Text and Verse Copyright Keith H. Peterson
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