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These are the things that the Founder is.....and is not.

The Way

If you want to follow the way of the founder, find your own way.

Limit Your Baggage

The founder is a Sagitarrius. He likes drinking Bass Ale and Jamesons Whiskey. He likes no-holds barred fighting. He smokes American Spirit cigarettes sometimes. Sometimes he chews tobacco. He is a man but thinks women are pretty cool too. He writes poetry sometimes about drinking fighting smoking and being hyperactive. He does not take himself too seriously...and neither should you. The Founder has fucked up plenty of times. Sometimes he feels like shit. Sometimes he feels like Jesus. He has no answers. He looks for interesting things to be involved in. Sometimes he succeeds. Sometimes he fails miserably. He is mostly honest. But sometimes he lies. He's too honest to be a politician. But he's not honest enough to answer all of the questions on a job application truthfully. He always is. Until he dies.

The Founder is not any better or worse than you. He is not your bitch. He is not always happy nor is he a fucking whiner.

The Founder

This is the founder

As you can see, he's nothing to write home about. He's just a dude like you. Even if he's got some cool lighting for this photo.

when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you