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Breaking up

Been up all night.

Even the coffee doesn’t help at this point.

Well, it looks like I’ve messed up one time to many.

All I’ve got left is a dull ache lying in the pit of my stomach

Like a lump of wet newspaper

Where the regret used to be.

She’s had enough of me

And I can’t change

And now both of us stare blankly at each other.

“I’ll be happier when you leave,” she says.

I want to say something meaningful

but the words are locked down.

I just sit there and watch it die

Like a sick dog.

And I’m too weak to put it to sleep.

Scarecrow

Ragman, Scarecrow

I don’t even know

Where I’m going next

Going with the flow

Living in the moment

I don’t need a plan

I’m here now I’m gone

Catch me if you can.

I catch the next wave

Ride it to the shore

I couldn’t care less

About what you adore

I f you look up

Into the starry sky

You may catch a glimpse

As I fly by.

Don’t try to keep me down

Or keep me on the ground

It’s a futile plan

Grasping water with your hand.

A star spangled drifter

In the cosmic mist

Ah, by the four winds

I have been kissed

Enclose the universe

Inside my mind

Dancing in the sun

Is how I spend my time.

Don’t need security

Let freedom reign

I live for pleasure

Not afraid of pain

A lone wolf running free

Alone with my pride

But if you want to come

I will take you for a ride.

Screws

The world has put the screws

The screws to me and you

And I’m not sure I we can bring the magic back

After all that we’ve been through

There’s nothing we can do

To get our situation back on track

It used to be that the good times could sustain us

Now the problems and regrets they just drain us

Now I’m just tired

Our love it has expired

I don’t even have the strength left to fight

The sight of you makes me sad

And I just make you mad

And there’s no use trying to make things right

And now we drive alone in silence

And nothing really seems to make sense.

Dream

I dream in Technicolor

I dream in Dolby Sound

My mind’s an IMAX theater

Done full out in sensurround.

When I dream I dream big

I dream far and wide

I crack my skull wide open

And let the universe fall inside

I dream wild and reckless

Like a Jackson Pollack acid trip

Like sailing on the high seas

In a neon sailing ship

The moon glows in my mouth

The sun shines in my eyes

I breathe in the ocean

I breathe out the sky

One of these days

One of these days

I’ll finish all the stuff I start

One of these days

I’ll tie up all those loose ends

One of these days

I’m going to get my act together

One of these days

I’ll straighten out those kinks and bends

One of these days

I’ll fulfill all my plans

One of these days

I’ll pay off all my debts

One of these days

I’ll remember not to forget

One of these days

I’ll stop smoking cigarettes

I’ll start to work out

I’ll lose this weight

Start eating better

Stop being late

Stop feeling sorry

Start feeling great

One of these days

I’ll find the right one

And she’ll be just perfect

She’ll be nothing but fun

We’ll do it every night

We’ll have some kids

And they’ll be bright

We’ll have us a house

And a cat named Stella

And we’ll be happy

Just like Cinderella

How to put a dog in your ass:

The first step in putting a dog in your ass is to choose a dog that will fit in your ass. For most of us, this will be one of the smaller breeds. Dachshunds are ideal for ass-insertion. Pugs also work well. However, do not limit yourself to something that will easily fit in your ass. Man should always strive to stretch the limits of his capabilities, so, in choosing a dog for your ass, let your inspiration guide your decision making.

Once a dog has been chosen, preparing the dog for ass-insertion must be considered. Dogs should always be inserted into the ass snout first. This allows for the pointiest, wettest part of the dog to enter first and allows the dog to slide into the anal cavity with the grain of its fur. The legs of the dog should be removed. However, if you plan to re-use the dog at a later date, you may choose to duct-tape the dog’s legs to its body. In either case, dog legs represent a major obstruction to the insertion process and must be dealt with. The next step in the dog-in-ass-insertion process is to lubricate the dog. Although some people may prefer unlubricated dogs, this is not advisable due to the risk of anal rim chafage. Vaseline is the best lubricating agent, however, some people prefer organic lubricating agents such as olive oil or lard. Whichever you prefer, ensure that the dog is well-coated before sliding it into your rectum.

There are a number of methods for the actual insertion. I will discuss here what I consider the best method, however, do not let that limit your creativity. Select a warm location for dog insertion. Warmer locations help both you and the dog to relax, thereby easing the insertion process. Clear the room of furniture and un-necessary objects. Proper room feng-shui is important to optimize your dog-in-ass experience. Remove pants and underclothing. Shirts may be left on, however some dog-in-ass inserters find total nudity conducive to a purer insertion experience. Once unnecessary clothing and furniture have been removed, place the dog in the center of the room, ass down, snout skyward. While holding the dog in this position, maneuver your body to that you are standing over the dog, anus hovering roughly over the dog’s nose. Take a few deep breaths. If you practice yoga or tai chi, you may want to engage in some relaxation breathing. Whatever method you choose, make sure that your sphincter is not clenched.

What you do next is a matter of stylistic preference. Two things must be considered: method and speed of insertion. Beginners will probably want to use a simply slow squat. As your skill level increases you may want to increase the speed at which you lower yourself. The pinnacle of dog-in-ass insertion mastery is the spread-eagle split drop, however this should not be attempted by untrained lay-persons due to the risk of serious injury.

As the rear-end of the dog enters your anus, it is advisable to slowly begin flexing your kegel muscle. This will tighten the sphincter, helping to squeeze the dog the rest of the way into your ass and will also help you to avoid embarrassing floor suction if you are performing the insertion on a smooth floor. Leave the tail of the dog hanging out. This has two important functions. The first is obvious: guests and family members will find it hugely entertaining that you have a dog-tail hanging out of your ass. The second is that the tail makes a convenient handle for pulling the dog out of your ass.

I will leave taking the dog out of your ass up to you. There is no end to the fun you can have with this. One of my favorite jokes is to tell friends that I’m coming down with the runs and can’t hold it. Imagine the look of surprise on their faces when I suddenly grab my stomach……and a dog falls out of my ass!


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		Breaking up Been up all night. Even the coffee doesn’t help at this point. Well, it looks like I’ve messed up one time to many. All I’ve got left is a dull ache lying in the pit of my stomach Like a lump of wet newspaper Where the regret used to be. She’s had enough of me And I can’t change And now both of us stare blankly at each other. “I’ll be happier when you leave,” she says. I want to say something meaningful but the words are locked down. I just sit there and watch it die Like a sick dog. And I’m too weak to put it to sleep. Scarecrow Ragman, Scarecrow I don’t even know Where I’m going next Going with the flow Living in the moment I don’t need a plan I’m here now I’m gone Catch me if you can. I catch the next wave Ride it to the shore I couldn’t care less About what you adore I f you look up Into the starry sky You may catch a glimpse As I fly by. Don’t try to keep me down Or keep me on the ground It’s a futile plan Grasping water with your hand. A star spangled drifter In the cosmic mist Ah, by the four winds I have been kissed Enclose the universe Inside my mind Dancing in the sun Is how I spend my time. Don’t need security Let freedom reign I live for pleasure Not afraid of pain A lone wolf running free Alone with my pride But if you want to come I will take you for a ride. Screws The world has put the screws The screws to me and you And I’m not sure I we can bring the magic back After all that we’ve been through There’s nothing we can do To get our situation back on track It used to be that the good times could sustain us Now the problems and regrets they just drain us Now I’m just tired Our love it has expired I don’t even have the strength left to fight The sight of you makes me sad And I just make you mad And there’s no use trying to make things right And now we drive alone in silence And nothing really seems to make sense. Dream I dream in Technicolor I dream in Dolby Sound My mind’s an IMAX theater Done full out in sensurround. When I dream I dream big I dream far and wide I crack my skull wide open And let the universe fall inside I dream wild and reckless Like a Jackson Pollack acid trip Like sailing on the high seas In a neon sailing ship The moon glows in my mouth The sun shines in my eyes I breathe in the ocean I breathe out the sky One of these days One of these days I’ll finish all the stuff I start One of these days I’ll tie up all those loose ends One of these days I’m going to get my act together One of these days I’ll straighten out those kinks and bends One of these days I’ll fulfill all my plans One of these days I’ll pay off all my debts One of these days I’ll remember not to forget One of these days I’ll stop smoking cigarettes I’ll start to work out I’ll lose this weight Start eating better Stop being late Stop feeling sorry Start feeling great One of these days I’ll find the right one And she’ll be just perfect She’ll be nothing but fun We’ll do it every night We’ll have some kids And they’ll be bright We’ll have us a house And a cat named Stella And we’ll be happy Just like Cinderella How to put a dog in your ass: The first step in putting a dog in your ass is to choose a dog that will fit in your ass. For most of us, this will be one of the smaller breeds. Dachshunds are ideal for ass-insertion. Pugs also work well. However, do not limit yourself to something that will easily fit in your ass. Man should always strive to stretch the limits of his capabilities, so, in choosing a dog for your ass, let your inspiration guide your decision making. Once a dog has been chosen, preparing the dog for ass-insertion must be considered. Dogs should always be inserted into the ass snout first. This allows for the pointiest, wettest part of the dog to enter first and allows the dog to slide into the anal cavity with the grain of its fur. The legs of the dog should be removed. However, if you plan to re-use the dog at a later date, you may choose to duct-tape the dog’s legs to its body. In either case, dog legs represent a major obstruction to the insertion process and must be dealt with. The next step in the dog-in-ass-insertion process is to lubricate the dog. Although some people may prefer unlubricated dogs, this is not advisable due to the risk of anal rim chafage. Vaseline is the best lubricating agent, however, some people prefer organic lubricating agents such as olive oil or lard. Whichever you prefer, ensure that the dog is well-coated before sliding it into your rectum. There are a number of methods for the actual insertion. I will discuss here what I consider the best method, however, do not let that limit your creativity. Select a warm location for dog insertion. Warmer locations help both you and the dog to relax, thereby easing the insertion process. Clear the room of furniture and un-necessary objects. Proper room feng-shui is important to optimize your dog-in-ass experience. Remove pants and underclothing. Shirts may be left on, however some dog-in-ass inserters find total nudity conducive to a purer insertion experience. Once unnecessary clothing and furniture have been removed, place the dog in the center of the room, ass down, snout skyward. While holding the dog in this position, maneuver your body to that you are standing over the dog, anus hovering roughly over the dog’s nose. Take a few deep breaths. If you practice yoga or tai chi, you may want to engage in some relaxation breathing. Whatever method you choose, make sure that your sphincter is not clenched. What you do next is a matter of stylistic preference. Two things must be considered: method and speed of insertion. Beginners will probably want to use a simply slow squat. As your skill level increases you may want to increase the speed at which you lower yourself. The pinnacle of dog-in-ass insertion mastery is the spread-eagle split drop, however this should not be attempted by untrained lay-persons due to the risk of serious injury. As the rear-end of the dog enters your anus, it is advisable to slowly begin flexing your kegel muscle. This will tighten the sphincter, helping to squeeze the dog the rest of the way into your ass and will also help you to avoid embarrassing floor suction if you are performing the insertion on a smooth floor. Leave the tail of the dog hanging out. This has two important functions. The first is obvious: guests and family members will find it hugely entertaining that you have a dog-tail hanging out of your ass. The second is that the tail makes a convenient handle for pulling the dog out of your ass. I will leave taking the dog out of your ass up to you. There is no end to the fun you can have with this. One of my favorite jokes is to tell friends that I’m coming down with the runs and can’t hold it. Imagine the look of surprise on their faces when I suddenly grab my stomach……and a dog falls out of my ass!



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