Happy fucking new year. Okay, here's your New Year's message:

 

Don't make any fucking resolutions. You're not going to keep them anyway and then you'll just feel like a failure. If you sue someone this year you are a bitch. God told me to tell you he doesn't exist, so stop bothering him with your whiney little bitches and requests. Do you really think he's got the time to worry about your fucking meaningless life? He's got a fucking universe to run for fuck's sake. And besides, he doesn't exist. Drink more beer. Smoke if you want to smoke, but don't make some fucked-up commercial if you come down with cancer. Just accept the fact that you gambled and lost. We all know its bad for you. Stop making excuses. Laugh at your mistakes. Have a sense of humor. Don't be a politician. Drunkedness is not a crime.

 

Well, that's it for today, I need another beer.

 

12/04/07

 

Well I'm dissappointed that that English bitch wasn't put to death for having the unmitigated gall to name a Teddy Bear Muhammed. Only death will do for an uppity Western infidel like her. I mean look, what business did she have promoting her corrupt Western ideals in the Utopia that we now call the Sudan??? What was she crazy? Here we have the very model for the rest of the world. No hunger, the very best infrastructure, murder, rape, and robbery have been completely eliminated, and the economy is the envy of all of the World. And all due to the fact that they have submitted themselves to Allah as taught by Muhammed. And now some stupid English cunt comes along and allows children to name a Teddy Bear Muhammed.  Fuck her, let her burn. The Sudanese were right to spend their energy protesting and calling for her death. Because when everything is perfect, You dont' need some stupid Westerner ruining that for you. I, for one will say this: I would give my left nut to become a Sudanese farmer and live in a land where  Allah takes care of all of my needs and I never go hungry, and if I get sick there are plenty of doctors available to cure me of almost any disease known to man. Long live Sudan!