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This song plays LOUD!! Don't say I didn't warn you...

Someday I hope to be as handsome as Popeye.

I have lived in the following places: Dorchester, Mattapan, South End, Under that grate behind 323 State St., Jamaica Plain, Easton, Brockton, and in the following foreign countries: Japan and South Carolina.

List of dumb stuff I have received:

Nidan, Danzan-Ryu Judo and Jujitsu, 2005

Certified ORM therapist, 2005

Certified Okazaki Restorative Massage technician, 2004

Shodan, Danzan-Ryu Judo and Jujitsu, 2003

National Inline Slalom Champion, 1996

Bachelor of Science, Stonehill College, 1993

New England ArmWrestling Champion, 1991

HSD, Boston Latin School, 1989

Alice Casey Award, 1983

List of some Actual Jobs I have had:

Sensei, MIT Kodenkan Jujitsu

Program Director, Longview Farm , The Home for Litttle Wanderers

Supervising Program Director of the MA/RI region of Community Solutions, Inc.

English Teacher, NOVA, Tokyo, Japan

Biology and Computer Teacher at Metropolitan Secure Treatment

Direct Care Staff at Boston Secure Treatment

Trainer and Consultant, Fight Intervention

Chapter Leader, Boston Guardian Angels

Industrial Worker, Manpower

Flier Distributor

Grill Man, McDonalds

This is Amy's '07 Halloween Costume.

What a job!

Omigod! I was totally gonna shoot this one guy, but the he goes "Shoot me not!" So I go, "I'm totally shooting you," 'cause he was a like an evil dude and all, but then he's like "The real world is ending!", so I go, like "Who cares, its a totally stupid show anyway." And then he acts all atupid, and all, and he goes "But you don't understand!" and all that, you know, bein' stupid, so i go " Ima get medeival kneivel on yo monkey ass!" Man! This job, you know?

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