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March 29th

Table Mountain and other sites!


We got up early to hit the cable car that brings you to the top of one of the most unique mountains in the world.  Table mountain, true to its name, is nearly flat on top. This makes it visually and meteorologically unusual. There are cloud formations that occur atop Table mountain that are found nowhere else in the world. Even on days where there is not a cloud anywhere else in the sky, you can find clouds there.

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The clouds of Table Mountain on a cloudy day....

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....and on a day with blue skies.

The incredible views began immediately. From the Cable Station at the base of the rocky part of Table mountain, we had this view of Capetown:

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The cable cars are unique in that the floors rotate, giving everyone a view of the entire surroundings. The rock formations are amazing and the whole mountain looks like a good place to find a 50 foot ape or something. The gondola whips you to the top in about 2 minutes. The cables are extremely long and when viewed from the top of the mountain, they  look like they could snap at any moment.

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Wheeee!

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Up, up, and away!





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A grim cliff.

Atop the mountain we found a world of fog. There were also several shops and restaurants. Oh well. The rocks were beautiful. Bull and I left the main group and went off in search of the mystical dassie, relative of the elephant, and resident of Table mountian. You probably have some kind of picture in mind of what a dassie looks like, but you can forget it. They are the closest living relative to the elephant all right, but they look like groundhogs. I saw some nice things along the way.
 

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What's that over there?

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No, in the bushes!

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Don't poke it!!

The dassie is actually a South African Cliff Dwelling Hyrax. If you are having trouble seeing the elephant in him, check out his toes.
 
Dassies were actually quite friendly. I met quite a few.

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A dassie!!!

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Apparently they grow on trees.

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They come with a helacious set of gnashers too.

We left the mountain without any Dassies. They don't travel well. Curtis did a call in to WABC on the way back. He has a highly succesful morning drive-time show in NYC. He made call ins to the show every day. They were very amusing. Curtis has the ability to give a speech on any subject instantly, peppering it with jokes throughout. It is clear why people continue to give him radio shows.
 
We were due on the train to Khayelietshe, the train with the bad reputation. The Guardian Angels earned their own reputation in '79 by cleaning up the worst train lines in history in the Bronx, so it seemed obvious to put us on the 'trouble train'.
 
Most of the problems occured during the morning and evening rush hours and included muggings and molestations. At these times the trains were so full, people had to take turns breathing. Well, not really, but they were just as crowded as the infamous Tokyo subway cars. I was struck at how the station and trains resembled those in NYC.

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Capetown's Central Station

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American style grafitti.

We got off the train in Khayelietsha an hour later. What had impressed us was that there were two security officers on every car. We assumed that this was due to our presence, but after speaking to many passengers, we found this was usual. Unlike the city, the people operating the trains were making an effort. What remained a problem was theft. We wondered why there were no railing or bars to hang on in the cars. We were told that there had, in fact, been such things but they had all been stolen. During a trip, that is. 

 

The town was poor and somewhat rural. It also contains the largest shanty town that we had visited earlier. We found more fruit stands. The fruit stand business was widespread. There were small dealers everywhere in Capetown. There were herds of goats ambling about. There was no one we saw in charge of them. I think they were feral goats. If there is such a thing. I hoped they weren't smileys-to-be.

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Goats own this street.

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Fruit stands.

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A road to nowhere special.

From the station we were hustled into vans and hustled off at alarming speed by a couple of maniacs. They were intent on looking at the road once every 30 seconds while engaged in heated conversations about short-cuts. We were driven so far off actual roads in search of short cuts I thought I saw a cactus.

 

We still arrived behind another van. That one, it turned out, was equipped with a jet propulsion system and extra insurance. We were deposited in a meeting with the bosses of the train system. The fella in charge was quite affable but knew next to nothing about the trains, the system, or much outside of snappy suit selection, but he was entertaining. The rest of them told us how amazing their train system is. Apparently, its the greatest in the known universe.

 

It was certainly the only one I had seen with impromptu towns set up along the tracks within arm-length of the trains. (We were informed that the people in these places had recieved letters asking them to leave. That should work.)

 

From this meeting we were to head out of Capetown for the first time to a top-secret military base where many disastrous weapons were built and where zebras roamed freely.  It turns out that, in addition to being an underground weapons factory, the place was a game reserve with significant populations of many of South Africa's native animals. It was a bit odd, but very intersting. We met Jacques, a wildlife expert and avid hunter, at the gates and he took us around in a couple jeeps.

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A synthetic zebra, being bred to lose its stripes.

We saw two types of Zebra, a new breed with few stripes, and the Cape Mountain Zebra who was quite a stripy fellow. We also saw Bonta Bucks, red and Black Wildebeests, Blue Cranes, Oryxes, Elands, and Kudus. Kudu’s are masters of camouflage. I took several pictures of them, but you can’t see the damn things anywhere. They are quite big but mostly unknown.

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Bonta Bucks in life through a binocular.

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...and one in death.

The eland is the largest antelope in South Africa, roughly the size of an elk. It is highly sought after for trophies. The extinct Cape Lion used to live here. It had a darker more pronounced mane than the lions that populate Africa now. Baboons also range all over the mountains here, but we didn’t see any. We were only allowed to take pictures of certain areas, as much of the base is considered secret.

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The eland, a female.

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Remains of a wildebeest, who died giving birth.

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Africa...

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Jacques, his assistant, and the crew.

As night fell, we were driven to Joe and Nancy’s house. They are a couple who have been instrumental in providing support for bringing the Guardian Angels to Capetown. Both of them were expert hunters and Nancy was a Taxidermist. it was rough walking in their house at first. Every wall in the place had animal heads hung all over it. There were also weapons stashed everywhere, including shotgun shells by the front door, stacked atop the security panel, ready for use. This part, I understood. My house, as Amy will confirm, has various weapons within reach in every room. She puts up with me though, bless her.

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A typical wall in Joe and Nancy's house.

Joe, of Portuguese descent, made a tremendous traditional meal for us. The food was succulent and delicious. Their hospitality was unrivaled. Joe made a gift of an animal skin emblazoned with the GA logo. He  and his wife also gave several of us bangles. Bangles are bracelets given to signify lifelong friendship. Joe, three-sheets-to-the-wind at this time, expanded his cadre of life-long friends two-fold this night.

 

We were taken to the taxidermy shop after dinner (thank god), and I was taken aback. It was beautiful craftsmanship, incredible to be fair, but I still don’t like it. The animals are better living in my book, but these were friendly, giving people, and they live their own life. Here are some pictures:

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The gift.

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Bull looking for signs of life. (A Shish pic.)

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Holy sh*t! (Another pic Shish took)

It was a long ride home. I felt bad for Five-O. Everynight he drove us back to the train lodge, and then had to drive home himself. First thing in the morning he was back for us. The days were long for everyone, even more so for this man.

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Five-O, the man! (Shish took this pic.)

The next day would be another busy one. We go to Robben Island, where Mandela was imprisoned for all those years.

Onward!

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