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| A grim cliff. |
Atop the mountain we found a world of fog. There were also several shops and restaurants. Oh well. The rocks
were beautiful. Bull and I left the main group and went off in search of the mystical dassie, relative of the elephant, and
resident of Table mountian. You probably have some kind of picture in mind of what a dassie looks like, but you can forget
it. They are the closest living relative to the elephant all right, but they look like groundhogs. I saw some nice things
along the way.

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| What's that over there? |

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| No, in the bushes! |

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| Don't poke it!! |
The dassie is actually a South African Cliff Dwelling Hyrax. If you are having trouble seeing the elephant
in him, check out his toes.
Dassies were actually quite friendly. I met quite a few.

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| A dassie!!! |

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| Apparently they grow on trees. |

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| They come with a helacious set of gnashers too. |
We left the mountain without any Dassies. They don't travel well. Curtis did a call in to WABC on the way
back. He has a highly succesful morning drive-time show in NYC. He made call ins to the show every day. They were very amusing.
Curtis has the ability to give a speech on any subject instantly, peppering it with jokes throughout. It is clear why people
continue to give him radio shows.
We were due on the train to Khayelietshe, the train with the bad reputation. The Guardian Angels earned
their own reputation in '79 by cleaning up the worst train lines in history in the Bronx, so it seemed obvious to put us on
the 'trouble train'.
Most of the problems occured during the morning and evening rush hours and included muggings and molestations.
At these times the trains were so full, people had to take turns breathing. Well, not really, but they were just as crowded
as the infamous Tokyo subway cars. I was struck at how the station and trains resembled those in NYC.

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| Capetown's Central Station |

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| American style grafitti. |
We
got off the train in Khayelietsha an hour later. What had impressed us was that there were two security officers on every
car. We assumed that this was due to our presence, but after speaking to many passengers, we found this was usual. Unlike
the city, the people operating the trains were making an effort. What remained a problem was theft. We wondered why there
were no railing or bars to hang on in the cars. We were told that there had, in fact, been such things but they had all been
stolen. During a trip, that is.
The town was poor and
somewhat rural. It also contains the largest shanty town that we had visited earlier. We found more fruit stands. The fruit
stand business was widespread. There were small dealers everywhere in Capetown. There were herds of goats ambling about. There
was no one we saw in charge of them. I think they were feral goats. If there is such a thing. I hoped they weren't smileys-to-be.

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| Goats own this street. |

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| Fruit stands. |

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| A road to nowhere special. |
From the station we were hustled
into vans and hustled off at alarming speed by a couple of maniacs. They were intent on looking at the road once every 30
seconds while engaged in heated conversations about short-cuts. We were driven so far off actual roads in search of short
cuts I thought I saw a cactus.
We still arrived behind another
van. That one, it turned out, was equipped with a jet propulsion system and extra insurance. We were deposited in a meeting
with the bosses of the train system. The fella in charge was quite affable but knew next to nothing about the trains, the
system, or much outside of snappy suit selection, but he was entertaining. The rest of them told us how amazing their train
system is. Apparently, its the greatest in the known universe.
It was certainly the only one
I had seen with impromptu towns set up along the tracks within arm-length of the trains. (We were informed that the people
in these places had recieved letters asking them to leave. That should work.)
From this meeting we were to head out of Capetown for the first time to a top-secret military base where many disastrous
weapons were built and where zebras roamed freely. It turns out that, in addition to being an underground weapons factory,
the place was a game reserve with significant populations of many of South Africa's native animals. It was a bit odd, but
very intersting. We met Jacques, a wildlife expert and avid hunter, at the gates and he took us around in a couple jeeps.

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| A synthetic zebra, being bred to lose its stripes. |
We saw two types of Zebra,
a new breed with few stripes, and the Cape Mountain Zebra who was quite a stripy fellow. We also saw Bonta Bucks, red and
Black Wildebeests, Blue Cranes, Oryxes, Elands, and Kudus. Kudu’s are masters of camouflage. I took several pictures
of them, but you can’t see the damn things anywhere. They are quite big but mostly unknown.

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| Bonta Bucks in life through a binocular. |

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| ...and one in death. |
The eland is the largest antelope
in South Africa, roughly the size of an elk. It is highly sought after for trophies. The extinct Cape Lion used to live here.
It had a darker more pronounced mane than the lions that populate Africa now. Baboons also range all over the mountains here,
but we didn’t see any. We were only allowed to take pictures of certain areas, as much of the base is considered secret.

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| The eland, a female. |

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| Remains of a wildebeest, who died giving birth. |

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| Africa... |

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| Jacques, his assistant, and the crew. |
As night fell, we were driven to Joe and Nancy’s house. They are a couple who have been instrumental in providing
support for bringing the Guardian Angels to Capetown. Both of them were expert hunters and Nancy was a Taxidermist. it was
rough walking in their house at first. Every wall in the place had animal heads hung all over it. There were also weapons
stashed everywhere, including shotgun shells by the front door, stacked atop the security panel, ready for use. This part,
I understood. My house, as Amy will confirm, has various weapons within reach in every room. She puts up with me though, bless
her.

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| A typical wall in Joe and Nancy's house. |
Joe, of Portuguese descent,
made a tremendous traditional meal for us. The food was succulent and delicious. Their hospitality was unrivaled. Joe made
a gift of an animal skin emblazoned with the GA logo. He and his wife also gave
several of us bangles. Bangles are bracelets given to signify lifelong friendship. Joe, three-sheets-to-the-wind at this time,
expanded his cadre of life-long friends two-fold this night.
We were taken to the taxidermy
shop after dinner (thank god), and I was taken aback. It was beautiful craftsmanship, incredible to be fair, but I still don’t
like it. The animals are better living in my book, but these were friendly, giving people, and they live their own life. Here
are some pictures:

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| The gift. |

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| Bull looking for signs of life. (A Shish pic.) |

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| Holy sh*t! (Another pic Shish took) |
It was a long ride home. I felt bad for Five-O. Everynight he drove us back to the train lodge, and then
had to drive home himself. First thing in the morning he was back for us. The days were long for everyone, even more so for
this man.

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| Five-O, the man! (Shish took this pic.) |
The next day would be another
busy one. We go to Robben Island, where Mandela was imprisoned for all those years.
Onward!
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