Cthulhu's position on discrimination: Cthulhu does not discriminate. As a squidlike old one of preposterous size, who struggles with chronic, acidic, instanly fatal body odor and secretions that melt the faces off constituents of all backgrounds, Cthulhu as always supported the rights of all to be equally eaten.

On taxes: Taxes will no longer be collected! Your souls will suffice.

On the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan: Wars will no longer be confined based on the boundaries of individual countries. The whole world will be able to experience the joys of dismemberment and devestation in an up front and personal way.

On the Environment: What environment? No seriously, the sun will be blotted out, effectively ending global warming!

On Healthcare: Diseases and illness will no longer occur! All of these minor blights will be laughed away in the face of untold horrors beyond imagination! One can not have a skin rash if one has no skin! *Smile*