10/11/08 Though his technique proved to be a bit weak in this latest performance, Callan Cormac Grant continues to
push the envelope and tread upon the cutting edge of modern dance. His competitors, though envious, have been unrepentently
adulous of his succession of greater and greater triumphs. This writer, for one, is beginning to wonder if we will ever reach
the apex of his talents, or does he simply represent a quantum progression to the art of the dance? Will Callan be the first
to conquer the fabled one legged foot stomp while waving the arms and squealing? We'll just have to wait and see.
2/13/07 As you no doubt have noted, frequent updates continue on this website. The team is tirelessly...no feverishly,
working on the newest, most vital, seminal items from the global sensation of the Grant/Parzych household. The two black cats
that live here are on strike. They have decided to stop catching mice. They now catch only old episodes of "Solid Gold" on
cable. In other news, Amy and I are expecting. Our first is due August 16th. Hold your horses.
6/04/06 Amy and I are back from our tour of the gas giants Uranus, Jupiter, Neptune, and Saturn. The short word is:
Bring your own food. Pickins' are slim west of the Arana asteriod belt. Apologies for failing tp update the site, we had a
hell of a time finding WiFi zones as well. One thing we can confirm is that the ice skating is great on the rings of Saturn.
You gotta try it!
4/05/05 Returned from South Africa. Amy was still interested in being my wife, so that was cool. We have pretty
much rid the house of the gnomes that had moved in. They were a bit of a pain because they kept dressing up the cat in a clown
suit and playing Super Mario Brothers. They also stole several of my screwdrivers. Anyway, Amy and I highly recommend 'No-Gnome
Spray', it worked for us!
10/7/04 The Grant/Gustin/Valvo/Parzych Celebrity Golf Tournament is shaping up. Plans now are to put on a nine-hole
"No Holds Barred" style at Hales Location Golf Club http://www.jonathansgolf.com/index.htm Though all known wrestling moves are legal in this tournament, handguns will not be permitted on the course. The most
celebrated entrant of course is Buddy "From Parts Unknown" Ryan, who is famous for devouring other players' clubs.
10/6/04 The City of Boston is considering temporary closure of Rt. 93 and 95 North during the weekend
of the 16th in anticipation of the Grant/Parzych wedding. Sgt. Rick "Red Light" Cola speculated that there would be a "heavy
burden" on the highways during the weekend and that he "might have to deal out some justice" with his new hardened ballistic
nylon night-stick which he has named "Ol' Yeller" for it's impact on folks. Communties along the contested routes are in a
state of outcry, with many stating "If the Democrats knew about the wedding, why didn't they schedule their stupid convention
for the same weekend?"
9/6/04 Wedding page updated! New page with recommendations for the North Conway area have been added. North Conway
is expecting a plague of lemmings to arrive sometime on the early morning of 10/16/04, for this reason, the wedding will now
be conducted on stilts. Please contact us with your stilt sizes ASAP!!
8/20/04 This Just In!!! Pope speaks out in favor of cheese pizza. The Holy Father, bowing to pressure from the
"Holier than Thou" Lorraine Cheese Federation, the NYC Stickball Players League, and Joe from the third floor, has announced
that "He hath spake! Thou who eateth not of ample portions of cheese pizza, shalt rot evermore beneath the soiled earthen
pots in thy Holy Fathers brick-oven kitchen!" The Laypersons League of Liver Lovers have decried the ultimatum,
declaring they will eat nothing but cheese pizza for a full month and film the ordeal from egg to apple, including the results
on their already somewhat swollen bodies. They plan on naming the film "Super Pies in Me: A Tale of Papal Falacies"
8/17/04 Links and wedding sections updated. Visit early, avoid the rush.
8/10/04- Megan returns to USA in September! Ticket sales have been brisk so far for Ms. Grant's first appearance stateside
in over a year. "We haven't seen any thing like this since the Pope and Springsteen did that tour," said one ticket seller.
Scalpers have already begun mugging people for their tickets.
7/30/04- Man discovers petrified fortune cookie under in-laws couch, confirms Chinese discovered America!!
7/30/04-World News- Megan Grant, famous traveler and ex-astronaut, turned 31 today. Her new book, "Outhouses Across
Romania" reaches 3 on the NYT best seller list. World leaders comment...
7/7/04-Grant Family Update-Amy Parzych, in a moment rife with divine providence, accepts my invitation to
marry AND Myra Parzych, future Queen of the influential "It's CENTRAL New York, not UPSTATE , jerk!" club is born, weighing
in at 5lbs, 11oz, 3 tablespoons.
