- Flying was expensive. For example: A round trip ticket
between Cleveland and Washington D.C. was about $75. This doesn't sound like a bad deal, until you adjust the fare
for inflation: That's over $400 in today's dollars! By contrast, I recently paid less than $100
for a round trip between Cleveland and Washington on one of today's low-cost deregulated carriers.
- There was no point in shopping around for the best deal, because all airfares
were controlled by regulation. If a roundtrip ticket between Cleveland and Washington was $75 on one airline, it was
$75 on all the airlines.
- Because it was so expensive, flying was rare, and it was an
"event." The expectation was that you would wear nice clothing onto the flight. Anyone who had
strolled onto an airplane in the 1960's or early 1970's in a sweatsuit, or ragged jeans and a tee shirt, would have caused
a major buzz among the passengers.
- No security procedures of any consequence. You walked up to the
ticket counter, bought your ticket, showed no identification, walked out unsupervised onto the tarmac, and climbed up the
stairs and onto the plane. Meeting an arriving flight? Just stroll on over to the gate and greet them as
they walk off the plane.
- There were observation decks at many airports. With little
concern about security, some airports allowed you to stroll outside, take a seat, and watch the airplanes come and go.
On a warm summer night, it was actually rather pleasant.
- No little television screens scattered throughout the airport to tell you where
you where your flight was. There was only one big board in the main lobby, like a bus station. Forgot
your gate? You had to go find the big board to look it up.
- The vast majority of the passengers were businessmen. White male
businessmen. Occasional families. Very few minorities, and virtually no women travelling independently.
- The stewardesses were pretty young women in very short
skirts. "We have the sexiest stewardesses" seemed to be a major advertising theme among the airlines. Their
tiny skirts were designed to ride way up when they reached into the overhead compartments, or when they
bent over to serve drinks to the passengers seated near the windows. This was intended no doubt for the entertainment
of the largely male passengers.
- Food and drinks were almost always served, no matter how short the flight.
Because there was no price competition, the airlines had to compete based on service. It was amazing to watch the stewardesses
hustle to serve everyone on a quick trip, while constantly tugging at their skirts to retain some modesty. Kind of like
watching an episode of Fear Factor today.
- Smoking was permitted anywhere on the airplane. Ashtrays were
built into the armrests at every seat. In the late 1960's I flew with two of my friends, and we all lit
up cigars. (Dare I mention that we were all 17 years old at the time?) No one said anything, and I'm confident
that anyone who did would have been shouted down by all the other passengers, especially the smokers.
- No frequent flyer programs, although there were VIP clubs for some arbitrarily-selected
customers. (Some allege that the "arbitrarily-selected customers" tended to be predominantly
white and male, and that frequent flyer programs were created in 1981 so that the membership could be more
open and standards more objective.)
- No laptops, no cell phones. You had to make a beeline for the
nearest pay phone to contact your office or family, often fighting off the other passengers who were struggling for access
to the same phones.
- They really had to instruct you on how to use the seat belts, because
many cars didn't have them and no one was using the ones they had.
- You could buy life insurance at the airport! There were insurance dispensers:
You filled out a form, inserted your coins (no credit cards, magnetic stripes, or bill scanners in those days),
then got an insurance policy, which you then dropped into a nearby mailbox and sent to your family in a convenient prepaid
envelope. If your flight crashed and you died, your family got some money. I'm not sure why
these disappeared, but probably because flying got safer and people got more comfortable with air travel. But then again,
there might be a more sinister explanation. (Thanks to "Fazookus" for sending a comment and reminding me of this.)
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