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The Sergeant Majorette's personal secret entrance
to the world of Harry Potter...

Much like our beloved native city, this world is not what it was in the previous century. It suits us, however, in our old age; not as exciting, not as trend-forward, but way more comfortable for a retired person...
We love Viktor because he comes from the land of our very favorite folk music: all our Vik fics are inspired by actual songs which we will sing for you if we ever meet you -- and you don't have the presence of mind to run like the wind (We sing with great feeling and enthusiasm, but not much skill...)

Two Shepherds: A Krum Family Love Song
Little Viktor wonders about his parents' relationship.

The Legend of Viktor Krum
Our Viktor's been famous since the day he was born. Why? Meet his mother.

The Legend of Viktor Krum, Stanza II
Learn more about Viktor's mama, and why he walks that way. Dedicated to our little brother, whose bow legs, our dad always said, were a result of playing second base before he could walk.

Missing the Snitch
Here's Viktor about to turn around and give Hermione a diamond, when -crack- she Disapparates on him! Fortunately, his supportive family immediately administers the classic cure for a broken heart.

Koledari: The Legend of Viktor Krum
In Bulgaria, at Christmastime, the young men go through the villages singing "Koledo" songs to bring good fortune for the coming year; it's just a tiny bit different when wizards are involved...

The Legend of Viktor Krum: First Love
Viktor is a good son, and he writes to his mother. He doesn’t tell her everything, but he tells her more than he thinks, and probably more than she wants to know…
Written for Lady Theresa's LOFF challenge: Viktor writes home about Hermione
Okay, okay. Viktor Krum's not the only fun character in the Potterverse. He's just the only sane one. Here's some stuff  we wrote about our other faves...
 
 
Queer Eye for the Giant Guy
We love Hagrid, we really do. We just think he needs some work before we "ship" him off...
 
The Mary Sue Monologues
"Is my Original Character a Mary Sue?" Yeah, she is. You got a problem with that?
(Rated R for vulgar language, ethnic stereotyping and New York attitude.)

Snape’s Other Worst Day
What made Severus Snape turn from the Dark to the Light? Was it something James Potter said? And what’s his middle name? Come with us as we hack into his Pensieve, and find out.

What I Did on My Summer Holiday
He’s blond, he’s beautiful, he’s sweet sixteen; and now he can see the Thestrals. Sorry, but Draco needed a kick in the butt.

A Gypsy's Tale
Tom Riddle thinks he's the Dark Lord Voldemort. He also thinks he's the son of a Muggle father who abandoned his witch wife. Which begs the question: how deluded is this guy?

Harry Potter and the Day of Wrath
Everybody from the word processing group got out; but what ever happened to the people who never came back to work? A Harry Potter / 9-11 crossover songfic. Post-Hogwarts happily-ever-after H/D slash. Too much concept?

Educational Decree Number Twenty-nine
Even their victims love them, but you can't deny that they're a couple of dangerous thugs. Fred and George: if you can't beat 'em...
 
A Couple of Black Chicks Sitting Around Talking
Sirius Black gay or straight? Or is that a rhetorical question? If there's any answer, here's part of it...
 
Yes, this is Potterverse fanfic -- guess who it's about? Because it would have gone down quite differently on this side of the water...

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