Wednesday, February 22, 2006
REALITY DISTORTION FIELD
Neo: So, what's the problem?
Mr. Smith: We see our index cluster ratios consistently falling below 99% and the number of psuedo deletes and VSAM extents
continues to soar.
Neo: Well Mr. Smith, if that is your real name, all that my be true in the 'Matrix', but in the real world I think you'll
find that your problems have all been syntax checked by the COBOL compiler and the DB2 pre-compiler.
Friday, February 17, 2006
It's Friday ...
... so Outlook Web Access email sucks. This is not news because it sucks every Friday.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
DB2 Version 8
Of course we'll need Version 8 "versions" of all of our test and data correction environments because our current test
and data correction strategies will have no effect on the data that we mess up in Version 8.
Monday, February 13, 2006
I Need To Correct Some Data
Please stand up a new DB2 sub-system and replicate several terabytes of data so that I can correct some data that my
previous corrections in Test, Validation, Integration, and Production failed to correct. I think all the other applications
in the shop are messing me up.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
OMG - We're Running Out Of DASD
2:06 pm est
Tuesday, February 7, 2006
OMG - Recoveries Run Too Long
11:36 am est
Thursday, February 2, 2006
OMG - Image Copies Run Too Long
11:17 am est
