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                                          The Fan's Man!

       Dan is a charter member of HAC. He holds the current team record for headball goals less than 8 inches off the ground. This blond haired, blue eyed phenom hails from Mt. Laurel, NJ. When not scoring goals on Sunday mornings, Dan coaches younger players to be the best they can be in the sport he loves. Some of the players under his tutalage include the legendary Ron Davis, the mesmerizing foot skills of Chris Klezickzxkzs ( does anyone know how to spell his name?), the agressive defense of Jim Guiliaridi, and the ability to scream confusing statements at his players Doug Dennis. Dan is incredibly multifaceted. When playing indoors, he is a mad, ravenous dog, known to take runs at innocent web writers for no known reason. Mostly, Dan is known for his relaxing personality and incredibly thick skin.( I hope) Recently, during a Timmmmmmmmay incident, Dan was able to calm the player down enough to keep him in the game thus enabling him to keep his roster at the 6 man minimum.
 
                      Quotes from around the league
 
       " Somebody pick up Dan"
                                                  "Who has Dan?"
  "It's OK, it's only Dan"- Jim G.
 
         Again apologies for the lack of pictures. We are trying to enlist the aide of some photographers. We should have some soon.
 
 
                Dan currently stands at four goals for the season. Well on his way to a career best. Which, by the way would put him above some bigger names.

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The "Silver Bullet", seen here with Alan, contemplating his next conquest.
 
 
       Ladies, if you look closely. Third finger, left hand, that's where he wears that wedding band. This man is off the singles market and the soccer market. He truly has found a second home in Hainesport.

Click below to hear Brad's understanding of Dan's success.

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