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This page holds some of Troop 490's favorite skits. (plays)

Beans
Parts: Baker, Customer, Paramedics
Play-
Normal Version
Baker: *stirs something*
Customer: Wutcha' makin'?
Baker: Beans, want some?
Customer: Sure! *Eats beans then falls to the ground*
Baker: Oh my gosh! What's the number for 911?
Customer: *With a faint voice* 9....1....1....
Baker: *picks up a phone*  911!
Paramedics: *Walk onto scene* *Zap customer in the chest with Defribabilaters*
Star Wars Version
Baker: *stirs something*
Customer: Greetings Master what are you working on?
Baker: Beans, but you shall have none! *Light Saber battle follows*
Customer: *gets hit and dies*
Baker: Oh my gosh! What's the number for 911?
Customer: *With a faint voice* 9....1....1....
Baker: *picks up a phone*  911!
Paramedics: *Walk onto scene* Luke, use the force! *Zaps customer in the chest with Defribalators*
Girl Scout Version
Baker: *stirs something*
Customer: *screams* Hey there, girlfriend! What's up?
Baker: *screams* Like Oh my gosh! I'm makin' beans! Ya want some gal?
Customer: Sure! *Eats beans* Woh, girlfriend! These beans are wack! *Falls to the ground*
Baker: Oh my gosh! Like, what's the number for 911?
Customer: *With a faint voice* 9....1....1....
Baker: *picks up a phone*  911! Oh my gosh girlfriend! What's up! Like, we have a problem here. So could you, like, bring a zappy thingy? Oh my gosh! that's great!
Paramedics: *Walk onto scene* *Zap customer in the chest Defribalators*
Underwater Version
Baker: *stirs something*
Customer: Wutcha' makin'? *Swims by Baker*
Baker: Beans, want some?
Customer: Sure! *Eats beans then does Dead Man's Float*
Baker: Oh my gosh! What's the number for 911?
Customer: *With a faint voice* 9....1....1....
Baker: *picks up a phone*  911!
Paramedics: *Walk onto scene* *Zap customer in the chest with Defribalators* *Everyone is shocked and does Dead Man's Float*
Firing Squad
Parts: 3 prisoners, 5 gunmen, 1 guard
Play-
Prisoner 1: *Is led to gunmen by guard*
Gunman: Any last words?
Prisoner 1: *Points*   Earthquake! *Gunmen turn and Prisoner 1 escapes*
Prisoner 2: *Is led to gunmen by guard*
Gunman: Any last words?
Prisoner 2: *Points* Flood! *Gunmen turn and Prisoner 2 escapes*
Prisoner 3: *Is led by guard*
Gunman: Any last words?
Prisoner 3: *points* FIRE!!!! *Gunmen shoot prisoner 3 and he dies*