About

The Official Kevin & Dale Experience

The Kevin & Dale Experience was formed in Frederick, Maryland in February 2001. Their live acoustic show consists of classic music from the 60's through the present, with a few wacky, unknown, gems thrown in.

Before deciding on the name the Kevin & Dale Experience, several band names were tossed around. Some notable entries were:

Stuffed Crust to Go	Slippery Pineapple and the Sugar Planet	The Empty Set
The Mid-Life Crisis	The Unpluggables	Relax, Don't Panic
Gronk?	El Beatles (pronounced BEE-AT-TELL-EZE)	The Mid-Life Crisis with Special Guest: Nobody
Shaken, But Not Stirred	The Johnny Bravo Experience	Liquid Paper
Lost in Transit	Kevin and the Same-Old Licks	Routing Code
Desperately Seeking Talent	Michelle Knows Best	The Mono Tones

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Did you know that...

There have been 16 different past presidents of the Kevin & Dale Experience Fan Club
Kevin & Dale have never played at the White House.
The Kevin & Dale have never appeared in an animated series.
Little Ricky, despite many urban legends, did not play drums on the KDE's first album.
The Kevin & Dale Experience frequently award trivia contest winners with a new guitar.
As in all Frederick County Sporting Events, booing will not be tolerated.
Dale's Flowered Shirt is now in the Smithsonian Institution.
If you play KDE's hit single "Pizza Boy" backwards the following can be heard "Hi, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian in the Group."
While Kevin was spending his time running motocross, skiing and learning to fly jets; Dale was memorizing all the words to "Don't Eat Yellow Snow"
KDEs first three albums are only available on 8-Track Tape. (Send for yours today!!!)
A current court order makes it illegal for Dale to wear spandex.
Dale is not speaking to Michael Jackson because KDE was not invited to sing on "We Are the World".
Despite rumors, Kevin is not a Taylor clinician.
Dale's Wild Bowling Shirt count is currently at 4.
Those who bought Kevin & Dale's last album also purchased The Bay City Rollers Greatest Hits, Cough Syrup, and Dog Food
Kevin & Dale Albums are banned west of the Mississippi.

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Kevin vs. Dale...

Kevin	Dale
Kevin is currently not sponsored by anyone	Dale is currently not sponsored by anyone
Kevin stands on the left	Dale stands on the right
Turn Ons: Long Walks on the Beach	Turn Ons: Electricity, The Muppets
Turn Offs: Mean People!!!	Turn Offs: Camping, Boy Bands, Cold Coffee
Kevin is currently accepting groupie applications.	Dale is currently accepting Kevin's left over groupie applications.
Kevin hurt arm practicing Pete Townshend windmill.	Dale has never played any solos exactly right.
Kevin is jealous of Spiderman.	Dale is the web master.
Kevin was once in a heavy metal band called Strut	Dale once bought a heavy metal album. He forgot to return the "Selection of the Month" Card to Columbia House.

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Breakup Rumors False - 10/3/2001

Published reports out of London have reported that the Kevin & Dale Experience has disbanded. This report comes on the heals of much speculation concerning unfilled tour dates for the fall and winter concert seasons.

Kevin & Dale's legal team has responded, "I can neither confirm or deny rumors concerning the FAB 2."

Kevin & Dale's manager, Jerry Aldeenie, responds "Kevin & Dale are still very much a partnership. They are currently in the studio finishing their first LIVE album, entitled "To a Packed Empty House"

Kevin could not be reached for comment.

Dale could not be reached for comment.

Wendy Delmolino was reached and complained about her microphone, but would not comment on the London press release.