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#11: I FIND JUDY, PONCHO
I
find Judy attractive, and so I went to Jim to ask him how he thought I might be able
to get Judy’s attention
“You
could pretend,” Jim suggested, “that you are a psychic that can predict that someone is about to
murder an heiress”
“Too
complicated,” I said, dejected, until I found a lost Chihuahua and took him to school and
named him ‘Poncho’
Poncho
claimed that he got lost looking for his father who was traveling through time,
assembling an intergalactic menagerie
Poncho
knew Jim not; Jim knew not Poncho, but if I must believe one
I
believe Poncho
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