How to pay the way to Mars
Will the Obama administration gratify the adventurous-spirited Americans who dream that someday soon, explorers will
blast off for Mars, to make one of those small steps and giant leaps, and stick a flag in the dirt?
Some
people ask, “What good does it do anybody to go to Mars?”
It
is too bad that they were not around to ask, “What good does it do anybody to sail west and most likely fall off the
edge and get eaten by dragons, Senor Columbus?” Or, “What good does it do anybody for you and Mr. Lewis to go
paddling around out in the middle of nowhere, Mr. Clark?”
Then
there are people who say that money squandered on manned space exploration could be better spent on problems here on earth,
such as health care and education.
They
said the same thing about moon exploration. So we stopped spending money on trips to the moon in 1972, and that is why we
have no problems with health care and education today.
Going
to Mars will be pricey. The Review of US Human Space Flight Plans
Committee, after a thgree-month review, reported in September, 2009, that NASA needs at least $3 billion more per year in
order to afford any kind of exploration architecture that takes people to the Moon or other destinations beyond Earth. The
report said that retiring the space shuttle is retired as currently planned, there will be at least a seven-year lapse
in human spaceflights.
That's $3 billion on top of the current $18 billion. Numbers like that disturb Congresspersons,
who don’t like to spend that kind of money unless Mars is in their district.
Whatever
the cost, the project would create jobs and stimulate the economy. Many scientists insist that unmanned spacecraft are cheaper
and garner more scientific information at less cost. But man does not live by data alone. There is something
about the human spirit that urges us to explore in person, not by proxy.
And why should the government foot
the bill for a Mars excursion?
The
trip could be financed in the same way Americans pay for many other public extravagances: corporate sponsorship, individual
benevolence and fund raising.
About
50 major league sports arenas and stadiums have corporate names, and companies pay big bucks for the privilege. Wealthy individuals
contribute funds to put their names on concert halls, museums, hospital wings and university buildings.
So,
let’s assemble a committee of the wealthiest Americans to trot around and entice other millionaires, billionaires and
Fortune 500 CEOs into supporting the Mars project. Solicit donors to endow the chair of each Mars astronaut and get perpetual
recognition for it. Let the spacecraft bear the name and logo of the highest corporate bidder.
Start
big corporations competing for naming rights on craters, landing sites, bases and other Martian features. Give exclusive TV
rights to the highest network bidder, just like the Olympics.
The
biggest bidding war would be for the privilege of naming the two moons of Mars. When first spotted, in 1877, they were named
Phobos and Deimos. Phobos zips around the planet west to east, twice a day. Deimos goes the other way every 30 hours.
Phobos is Greek for fear, and Deimos means dread, not very inspiring for astronauts risking a stroll on Mars. Sell
the names, for a billion or so, to a big company.
For a price, they could be named Coca and Cola, or Exxon and Mobil, or Wal and Mart.