"The Perfect Bar"

Our MISSION: To find "The Perfect Bar".

Alas you ask yourself “Self” what constitutes ....

“The Perfect Bar”?

Well read on my avid Rotarian friend and we will attempt to give you a glimpse of what attributes a bar must possess to hold the highly coveted title of “The Perfect Bar”

FIRST there must be a Beertendress (someone of the female persuasion who pours beer)
NEXT for a total of $17 each we must be able to get:
- Each get Three pints of Coors Light
- Each get our own Steak sandwich
- Split an order of French Fries
THIRD leave a very generous Tip (as high as 40%)
LAST and most important the Beertendress must have a High BQI (see the BQI page for illumination of the term)

To honor our Misson of finding "The Perfect Bar" we have embraced the Motto ..... "No Bar Too Far!" This Mission finds us driving in any direction on any given Tuesnight (Politically correct term for the evening of Tues-day)

The distinguished members of the "No Bar Too Far" club have been driving every Tuesnight to Bars for over 18 years in the Pursuit of "The Perfect Bar"! We have come close...but just like the moth who flys too close to the flame .... we get Burnt!