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During our over 18 years of the Pursuit of "The Perfect Bar" we have traveled far and wide (OK so we are becoming Wide from so many Tuesnights). Jerry takes a picture of every Bar and creates a witty write up about our experience! 

Many have said, "Why don't you create a Book?"

Well He did .... actually 2 books! 

  • The One and Done Book - Just like it's title this book has a picture and witty write up of every Bar we have been to ONCE and are not coming back
    • Alas you say to yourself, “Self, why are they not going back?”
    • Well my beleaguered reader the MAIN reason we would not be going back is that the BQI was too LOW. 
    • A second reason could be as simple minded (just like us) as they did not meet the Criteria to have the much coveted  title “The Perfect Bar” bestowed upon them.
      • “click” on the heading “The Perfect Bar” on the Navigation Titles above for additional utilitarian information about ….you guessed it “The Perfect Bar”
  • The More than One Book – is aptly titled –
    “If it’s Tuesday it Must Be….” Part II 
    • This book contains pictures (and yes autographs from famous Beertendress’s like Mary from The Morrisville Tavern) of Bars that we have and continue to return to for multiple trips.
      • Side Note: The Humm-el-ville (as we pronounce it) is in the Part II book however Bruce does not qualify for a BQI. He does however qualify as “Best Bartender” as we only visit there once in a while and he remembers:
        • What we Drink ….(only Coors Light)
        • What we Eat ...Steak Sandwiches, French Fries and our demand for NO Pickles...
        • Most importantly that we are on the look out for any / all of Colin’s friends!(especially those of the Female Persuasion so that we can get Hello & Goodbye Hugs)

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To the left

(OK to the Right)

is the Official Write-up

in the Part II book---->

be sure to

scroll down

to see Pics

 

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No the Picture below is not at a Bar It is Me @ 2005 Mummer's Parade

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This picture is not Jerry getting ready for a Tuesnight but him after a Winning performance @ 2005 Mummer's Parade

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