There ain't nuthin' finer than a truck -
Unless of course you get it stuck,
And there you sit a-slowly sinkin',
The mudhole's growin' and your humor's shrinkin' -
Then you'd trade it for a horse and reins
That don't need tires and heavy chains.
(Inspired by the great "stuck-truck incident" of December
1983 involving a Ford F-600, a thawed driveway and about seven cords of firewood).
