On the actual Saturday Night Live episode of October 22, Weekend Update
included a bit with Fred Armisen playing a blind prop comic. But unlike a similar earlier appearance by Armisen as a deaf
comic who tells racist jokes in sign language with a black interpreter, this bit tried to be experimental, with the blind
comic needing help even finding his first prop, then wandering out of frame, which fell flat even with the studio audience,
who are usually lively no matter what.
Saturday Night Rewritten, the brainchild of Erik Marcisak staged at Juvie
Hall most Sunday nights, approached this bit with far from experimental intentions October 23 and succeeded as cast member
and writer Rick Murphy rolled out his unknown insult prop comic, mining humor by making the character mercilessly heckle Rob
Bates, the co-anchor of SNR’s “Weekend Update Update” segment.
Jester spent the day with SNR’s writers and cast as they reacted
to what they saw on SNL the night before and crafted their show. Sometimes what aired on SNL was just a launching pad for
an SNR idea that followed a different tangent, and sometimes SNR’s sketches were recognizable as an alternate version
of SNL’s sketch.
At noon, writers -- most of whom were also cast members in the show --
begin trickling in with their post-mortems on SNL, including writer Lorie Steele, who had actually been in SNL’s studio
audience the night before.
“You want to like it, because you’re pulling for them when
you have the energy of being there,” she says. Her favorite sketch of SNL’s night was host Catherine Zeta-Jones
playing the sexy and most popular high school teacher (French language class), but Steele takes the assignment of writing
the host’s monologue, to be played in SNR by Christina Casa as Zeta-Jones.
Along with the monologue, the writers set out direct correlations to SNL’s
opening sketch about George W. Bush interviewing troops with mock-spontaneity, a fake commercial about “butt cancer,”
the aforementioned prop comic, and a sketch in which a couple reveal their spanking fetish during their sung vows.
In the discussion of the SNL episode led by Marcisak, who assigns the sketches
and produces the show from this point on, the least favorite sketches appear to be that “butt cancer” treatment
commercial and one later in the show in which a hotel desk clerk in Tuscany and his odd colleagues confound three stranded
tourists.
The meeting comes to order, or as close as Marcisak can get it to order,
as writer/performer Stuart Draper proposes an “impromptu” talk with the insurgents by Osama Bin Laden as SNR’s
response to the opening skit, in which Darrell Hammond provided the lead-in as anchorman Brit Hume. Hammond’s other
anchor impersonation, Aaron Brown, figures in a skit whose joke was the reporter in the field (Zeta-Jones) becoming progressively
more disheveled, gets sighs, and SNR passes on re-staging it.
The “butt cancer” ad inspires criticism of it for over-relying
on goofy synonyms for buttocks, and after toying with the idea of turning this somehow into a “Welcome Back Kotter”
spoof, writer/performer Rick Younger takes it on. The Italian hotel sketch proves convenient for SNR as Marcisak has just
returned from a vacation in Italy and has stories to share that become a sketch almost verbatim, with some cast members helping
flesh them out, particularly Phil Wedo as host of an odd contest call-in TV show Marcisak had seen on his trip.
The French teacher sketch inspires the writers, particularly Rick Murphy,
who enthusiastically turns it into a showcase for his character of an auto shop teacher who’s popular with his students
-- a sketch that later gets one of the biggest responses from the SNR audience.
The wedding vows sketch inspires construction of SNR’s own vows sketch,
in which the shock revelation ends up being that the couple really hate each other and maybe shouldn’t marry at all.
Once the writers finish discussing SNL and mining it for inspiration, Marcisak
also opens the floor to ideas that are unrelated to what aired but fit the format, which ends up making room for Rick Younger
to play Mr. T yelling about not getting cast in Rocky 6 and Stuart Draper with the appealing Christina Casa and Lindsey Joy
playing out the story of the Scores Collection Service, spoofing the NYC executive who’s been sued for an unpaid strip
club charge card bill. With Josh Drimmer the only writer left who hadn’t gotten a skit, eagerly pitching it, Marcisak
gives in, laughing, “because Josh has such a hard-on for it.”
So by about 1:30 p.m. all the assignments are done, and Marcisak dispatches
the writers to parts unknown to do their work, and to return at 4 p.m. to read through what they’ve done. Just like
SNL, sketches or bits will get tweaked or cut before the dress rehearsal that starts by 6 p.m., or from the live show begun
shortly after 8 p.m.
In dress rehearsal, cast member Alan Fessenden, filling in as director
for regular director Stacy Mayer, fine-tunes parts of sketches and builds on what is done in the read-through. SNR’s
take on SNL’s sketch about a party full of jazz dancers has morphed into a parody of “Rent,” entitled “Mortgage,”
which finds Fessenden instructing Kibibi Dillon how to enter singing and then how the rest of the cast should enter as a chorus.
In the vows sketch, Wedo and Joy as the couple get a little hung up on
when and how to hold hands as they end up arguing, and Fessenden helps them sort this out, with emphasis on what the physical
action should be in the angriest moments. Sketches aren’t necessarily dress-rehearsed in the running order they appear
in SNR’s live show. Murphy’s shop teacher, now embellished with his boom box of 80s metal tunes, is mock-seriously
warned by show tech director Joe Guercio (also a performer) that the music will keep playing through the whole scene if he
doesn’t move as though he’s shutting it off before he talks.
Down to the wire, around 7:45, it appears SNR still has no musical guest,
but somehow possibly through a connection with a cast member, materializes Silvia Hachete, a beguiling singer who lends an
air of Andy Kaufman-like “is she kidding or serious” with shifting accents and comic surprises in her songs.
Just after the last sketch in dress rehearsal ends, the theater is cleared,
seats set in place and the house is opened, all within minutes. In short order, the symphonic strains of familiar music kick
in the darkness, building anticipation as the cast gets ready to go live with their work.