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Listen to "Who Care's Beer" by
Meltdown
 

 
We All Like To Play...whether with ourselves, or someone else there's fun to be had using that opposing thumb we grew way back in the day. So get a firm grip on yourself, take things into your own hands, and go play. Why not, right? I mean afterall, what's life without a little bit of fun. And if you don't play with yourself, who is gonna play with you?
 
C'mon, you know you want to...and despite what your parents said, you're not going to go blind. Okay, maybe you might get a little more stupid...
Blow your mind here:

Me balls are blue!

 
Don't like Obama, here ya' go skippy:

Take the fall...ow...ow...OW!

 
Need to Grow a Brain, hit this puppy:

Open skull...add water!

 
So, do you know what life on Mars is like? No? Then take a trip:

3...2...1...lift off!

 
If stupid, funny and weird are your cup of tea, pour a cup here:

Caution: Content may be hot!

 
Oh, I get it, U.F.O's keep you awake at night:

Oooh...pretty lights...Holy sh*t!

 
Ahhh, underground films...how very refreshing over Hollywood:

Was this movie in the theatre?


Oh, you like movies from Hollywood...sorry to hear that but here you go:

What a waste of $8.00

 
Stop being so serious and go get funny...videos that is:

Ha...ha...ha..ha...ha!

 
Always chasing rainbows? Try chasing storms:

Auntie Em...it's a twister...it's a twister!

 
Then of course, there's always the "good" guys:

White hats

 
...and the bad guys:

Black hats

 
Turn out the lights...here we go a-haunting:
 
 
 
What's life without a little mystery:
 
 
 
Don't get hyper, get history:
 
 
 
In the mood for a 'nooner', are ya' there now?...go here:
 
 
 
Your grandmother would be so proud:
 
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And for just $15,000 you can look like...:
 
 
 
Of all the gin joints in the world...go find yourself:
 
 
 

Interesting sites...but what does this have to do with playing with yourself. Hey, self-gratification ain't everything...yeah right!