Thank you for selecting my class. I appreciate you coming to class everyday. Look
at the following questions and answer them as honestly as you can.
1. If you return to class after being absent, you should
a. Interrupt the teacher repeatedly to ask if she missed you.
b. Show everybody your scabs or scars or medicine.
c. Get your work from the makeup work folder or the internet class
website.
d. Kiss your teacher and yell, "I missed you so much."
2. If you arrive to class tardy, you should
a. Make lots of noise so everybody notices you.
b. Gasp and pretend that you just ran five miles to school.
c. Slap all your pals on the back as you pass by.
d. Take your seat quietly and get to work.
3. What materials should you bring to class everyday?
a. Candy, gum, CD player, spiders, and assorted bugs.
b. A pen, pencil, note book, or other content related material,
and agenda.
c. Your dog, a pair of smelly socks, and love letter
d. A coloring book, a comic, and a note to Santa.
Adapted from LouAnne Johnson: Teaching Outside the
Box