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Baltimore Police
or as some locals may say
"Balmur POleece"
PAUL BLAIR'S CAMP SENDS IN THE CLOWNS
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| SAM WALTERS ---COP SHOP 2008 |
Hey Guys;
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Attached is a copy of a cartoon that was sent to my home. I thought it was so funny that I almost wet
my pants laughing. I hope after the election, the author will apply to my store for a job. He/she has a great future ONLY
as a "Joker."
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SAM
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"IF" anyone does know who made this up, "PLEASE" have them send more. I loved this one.
I will cherish it forever. I would not have ever suspected that Paul Blair's supporters were so talented.
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ALSO, the
next time my name and address is copied from the FOP mailing list, I hope they get the spelling of my last name correct. It
is "WALTERS," not "WATERS." (What a bunch of CLowns.)
Below is a second derogatory cartoons by some campaign worker for the current FLOP#3 administration. Such childish behavior
for so called Police officers.
Unbelievable they can stoop so low, but just look at what you are dealing with. Lowlife despicable poor excuses for cops.
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| Photo Courtesy of Officer Sam Walters |
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COMMANDMENTS
For
Those Who Cannot Understand King James version.
Sometimes you have to get
the message across
as best we can. Try this for those who can't
understand the King James Version:
1.
I'm God... Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods
before me.)
2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments
and charms outta me, or like me.
( Thou shalt not have any graven images)
3. Don't be
callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the
Lord thy God in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday,
and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's
day, Easter
and Christmas
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
5.
Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...
and if you know who ya daddy
is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor
thy father and thy mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys .
(Thou shalt not kill)
7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit
adultery)
8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and
don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha'
man to save your behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor)
10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo
homie's
crib, ride, woman,
or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbor)
BALTIMORE POLICE DEPARTMENT
OUR DAY BEGINS WHEN YOUR DAY ENDS
Police Run Out Of Pants For Officers
POSTED: 11:23 am EDT June 21, 2007 BALTIMORE -- City police are looking for a few good pairs of pants.
The Baltimore Police Department has run out of two popular sizes of the custom-made navy blue uniform pants it provides
to every officer, a department spokesman said Wednesday.
Officers who wear size 36 or 38 will have to wait for new pants until a special order comes through.
"We are officially out," said Officer Troy Harris, a police spokesman. "We're putting in an emergency order for those two
sizes."
One officer said he was recently turned away from the office of the quartermaster, who is in charge of supplies, when he
requested a new pair of size-36 uniform pants. The officer spoke to The (Baltimore) Sun on condition of anonymity because
he was not authorized to talk about the issue.
"When you go to get pants, they look at you as if you're asking for a newborn," he said. "Pants are a hot commodity. When
I asked for pants they just laughed."
Out of desperation, the officer said he took an old pair of pants to his tailor. Harris said the supply unit will take
care of adjustments, but the officer said he couldn't afford to wait weeks for his pants to be mended.
The department attributed the shortage to the recent hiring of 240 new officers. But city police union president Paul Blair
blamed a new initiative that requires plainclothes detectives to walk periodic foot patrols in uniform.
Cadets receive four pairs of pants when they leave the police academy. When officers need a new pair, they get them free
but are required to turn in their old ones.
"If (the pants) can be saved, they'll be cleaned and put back into rotation," Harris said.
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CLAPPER CAPER.......
Do you remember Dragnet from the 1960's?
This is a skit with Jack Webb from Dragnet as Sergeant Joe Friday
and Johnny
Carson reporting the theft of his copper clappers
Kept in the closet at the Acme School Bell Company.
It's very funny.
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