The following song lyric is on a more serious note - there is a hope that the absurdity of the lyrics lead US policy makers to refrain from making attacks on foreign nations.

Bomb Iran (Barbara Ann, thanks to John McCain for this idea)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Ann

http://www.busyhands.co.za/midi/beach_barbaraann.mid

Ah, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

Oh bomb Ira -a -an, that is the pla -a -an
Bomb Ira -a -an
You got me lockin' and a-loadin'
Drop 'em, through the ceiling
Bomb Iran bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran

Low in the polls, looking for some goals
Thought 'bomb Iran, turn their cities into coals'
With bomb Iran, bomb bomb Ira -a -an
That is the pla -a -an
You got me lockin' and a-loadin'
(oh! oh!)
Drop 'em, through the ceiling
Bomb Iran bomb bomb
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

Bomb Ira -a -an, that's the pla -a -an
Bomb Ira -a -an
You got me lockin' and a-loadin'
Drop 'em, through the ceiling
Bomb Iran bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran

One of our patrols made some giant holes
said, "bomb Iran - you just press the right controls"
With bomb Iran, bomb bomb Ira -a -an
That is the pla -a -an
You got me lockin' and a-loadin'
(oh! oh!)
Drop 'em, through the ceiling
Bomb Iran bomb bomb
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran