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The purpose of this sharp work of satire is to raise awareness to a controversial technique that is a human rights violation.
 
Write your congressman and ask for legislation banning torture of all kinds.

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Lets go boardin now
Lawyers say it's legal now
Come on water boardin with me
(come on water boardin with...)
 
Early in the morning well be startin out
Some attorneys will be coming along
Were loading up our woody
With our boards inside
And headin out singing our song
 
Come on (board board) baby wait and see (boardin with water)
Yes Im gonna (board board) take you boardin (boardin with water) with me
Come along (board board) baby wait and see (boardin with water)
Yes Im gonna (board board) take you boardin (boardin with water) with me
 
Lets go boardin now
Lawyers say it's legal now
Come on water boardin with me
(come on water boardin with...)
 
At Git-mo-bay and A-bu Ghraib
They're using the gear
Khan Bani Saad they're going to close
We're going water boarding to the prisons this year
So if you're coming get ready to go
 
Come on (board board) baby wait and see (boardin with water)
Yes Im gonna (board board) take you boardin (boardin with water) with me
Come along (board board) baby wait and see (boardin with water)
Yes Im gonna (board board) take you boardin (boardin with water) with me
 
Lets go boardin now
Lawyers say it's legal now
Come on water boardin with me
(come on water boardin with...)
 
They're anglin in Camp Bucca in Southern Iraq
They're kicking out in Al-Kar-kh too
I tell you boardings mighty wild
Its getting bigger every day
But those in charge say they never knew
 
Come on (board board) baby wait and see (boardin with water)
Yes Im gonna (board board) take you boardin (boardin with water) with me
Come along (board board) baby wait and see (boardin with water)
Yes Im gonna (board board) take you boardin (boardin with water) with me
 
Lets go boardin now
Lawyers say its legal now
Come on water boardin with me
(come on water boardin with...)
 
With me
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boardin with water
With me
boardin with water
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boardin with water
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boardin with water
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boardin with water
 
CNN Article, August 9, 2009
 
Criminal investigation into CIA treatment of detainees expected
By Greg Miller and Josh Meyer
August 9, 2009
Reporting from Washington -- U.S. Atty. Gen. Eric H. Holder Jr. is poised to appoint a criminal prosecutor to investigate alleged CIA abuses committed during the interrogation of terrorism suspects, current and former U.S. government officials said.
 
A senior Justice Department official said that Holder envisioned an inquiry that would be narrow in scope, focusing on "whether people went beyond the techniques that were authorized" in Bush administration memos that liberally interpreted anti-torture laws.
 

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